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_Matchabuu_
12/27/19 5:44:35 PM
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What the hell compels you to DM a stranger and tell them half this shit. I posted a pic of bubbles and someone said it looked fun to masturbate in. Now theres someone in my DMs telling me they need a pretty nurse or whatever

Y tho

Guys, please never do this. Unless you have a REALLY high chance of shooting your shot successfully.

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Umbreon
12/27/19 5:45:45 PM
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You're a woman, they're thirsty.

That's usually the only reason they need.

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_Matchabuu_
12/27/19 5:46:24 PM
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Umbreon posted...
You're a woman, they're thirsty.

That's usually the only reason they need.

No Ive literally maybe only had it happen a few times in my years on IG.

Theres been 3 today alone. Dont get the uptick.

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linid0t
12/27/19 5:48:50 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
No Ive literally maybe only had it happen a few times in my years on IG.

Theres been 3 today alone. Dont get the uptick.

Lots of single guys just got home from Christmas get togethers where they see everyone else with a SO and they are extra desperate?

Who knows lol
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_Matchabuu_
12/27/19 5:49:37 PM
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linid0t posted...
Lots of single guys just got home from Christmas get togethers where they see everyone else with a SO and they are extra desperate?

Who knows lol

Its just weird. Lol


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boxington
12/27/19 5:50:41 PM
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it goes down in the dms

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_Matchabuu_
12/27/19 5:51:26 PM
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boxington posted...
it goes down in the dms

It does not, because these men are getting YOTE tf off my insta

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boxington
12/27/19 5:52:01 PM
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Zodd3224
12/27/19 5:59:14 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
12/27/19 6:02:05 PM
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I see you like bubbles, but Id rather see you blossom into my buttercup.

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_Matchabuu_
12/27/19 6:04:38 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Hoth must be bored today

No one has threatened me yet so Im pretty sure its not him

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Shablagoo
12/27/19 6:05:25 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
I posted a pic of bubbles and someone said it looked fun to masturbate in.

I once posted this cute picture of me as a child eating ice cream at the park, on my Facebook profile, and 2 real-life friends were making suggestive comments about that sticky white stuff. I think some people are just legit insane, lol.



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_Matchabuu_
12/27/19 6:06:36 PM
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Okay thats fucked up

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Shablagoo
12/27/19 6:08:21 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
Okay thats fucked up

these are like smart people too. Actually, one of them is now a nurse, lol, now that I think of it. IDK what they were thinking. I cant even chalk it up to middle school edgelord idiocy or something like that, we were all 19 when they made the comments.

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Umbreon
12/27/19 6:09:59 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
. I cant even chalk it up to middle school edgelord idiocy or something like that, we were all 19 when they made the comments.


You underestimate how long certain people stay in that edgelord phase.

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12/27/19 6:12:31 PM
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viewmaster_pi
12/27/19 6:13:31 PM
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didn't you want cemen to have your insta info

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Lost_All_Senses
12/27/19 6:14:34 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
these are like smart people too. Actually, one of them is now a nurse, lol, now that I think of it. IDK what they were thinking. I cant even chalk it up to middle school edgelord idiocy or something like that, we were all 19 when they made the comments.

Yeah. I have good friends that can't help themselves either. They need to learn to control their filter and know what's appropriate and when

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JimCarrysToe
12/27/19 6:14:55 PM
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Send them disturbing pictures and videos of dick surgeries until they block you lol

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Shablagoo
12/27/19 6:14:58 PM
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Umbreon posted...
You underestimate how long certain people stay in that edgelord phase.

Yeah I guess so, lol.

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_Matchabuu_
12/27/19 6:24:30 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Send them disturbing pictures and videos of dick surgeries until they block you lol

Loooooool

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Zodd3224
12/27/19 6:32:21 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Send them disturbing pictures and videos of dick surgeries until they block you lol

Something tells me you have done this

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gatorsPENSbucs
12/27/19 6:36:08 PM
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I have a few girl friends that post screenshots of this shit and it is hilarious. Im guessing it works for some dudes so everyone tries to jump on it as well.

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JimCarrysToe
12/27/19 7:06:16 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Something tells me you have done this
I have never received a single dick pic in my 10 years of being on the internet. Except for the one time I joined in on a comment thread of asking one dude for pics.

Might be because the only social media accounts I have are youtube and gamefaqs, and i don't post anything on youtube and only posted like three pics of myself on gamefaqs so no thirsty dudes know I exist lol.

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Zodd3224
12/27/19 7:16:49 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
I have never received a single dick pic in my 10 years of being on the internet. Except for the one time I joined in on a comment thread of asking one dude for pics.

Might be because the only social media accounts I have are youtube and gamefaqs, and i don't post anything on youtube and only posted like three pics of myself on gamefaqs so no thirsty dudes know I exist lol.

Damn, that's pretty wild. Even I've received dick pics.

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JimCarrysToe
12/27/19 7:28:36 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Damn, that's pretty wild. Even I've received dick pics.
Do you have instagram? Heard that shit runs rampant over there lol. I wonder if there's some sort of bias against sending toes dick pics.... some sort of.... bodypart racism

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Tony_Biggie_Pun
12/27/19 7:44:12 PM
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Block em all
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Zodd3224
12/27/19 7:44:44 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Do you have instagram? Heard that shit runs rampant over there lol. I wonder if there's some sort of bias against sending toes dick pics.... some sort of.... bodypart racism

I dont use any social media aside from Discord, so no.

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_Matchabuu_
12/27/19 7:47:38 PM
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Tony_Biggie_Pun posted...
Block em all

Yess

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