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The_Doge
12/25/19 6:40:15 PM
#1:


Gourmet treats
Milk bones
New squeaky ball
An orbital laser platform
A new phone
And new blanket


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The_Doge
12/25/19 8:38:01 PM
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Much bump

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boxington
12/25/19 8:39:22 PM
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what are you gonna do with a phone, Doge?

the touch screen and buttons aren't properly optimized for a dogs paws.

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kingdrake2
12/25/19 8:39:44 PM
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The_Doge posted...
Milk bones


i tried giving my dog those, it really hates em :(.
show her a chicken jerky, she'll gladly take it.
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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 8:48:49 PM
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Walter got cat nip, ground beef, a turkey heart, some other turkey, and his own stocking and ornament. Also some treats but i still cant find a dry treat of any kind he actually likes.


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The_Doge
12/25/19 10:15:45 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Walter got cat nip, ground beef, a turkey heart, some other turkey, and his own stocking and ornament. Also some treats but i still cant find a dry treat of any kind he actually likes.
What about coal I heard @jpennys_cat got coal

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jpennys_cat
12/25/19 10:22:54 PM
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The_Doge posted...
What about coal I heard @jpennys_cat got coal
The next time I see Santa, I'm going to bite him.

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Lord_Shadow
12/25/19 10:29:55 PM
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The_Doge posted...
An orbital laser platform


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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 10:29:55 PM
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jpennys_cat posted...
The next time I see Santa, I'm going to bite him.

Whoah whoah.... whoah there. Thats a bad pr move and also walter is like 8 months old and santa did good for his first christmas. He even got a stocking.

Oh i said a stocking earlier. I didnt get it but my mom got him a stocking and customized ornament. Walter loves christmas.

We will take down lying narcissistic doge but walter is p sure santa is cool.

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jpennys_cat
12/25/19 10:35:13 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Whoah whoah.... whoah there. Thats a bad pr move and also walter is like 8 months old and santa did good for his first christmas. He even got a stocking.

Oh i said a stocking earlier. I didnt get it but my mom got him a stocking and customized ornament. Walter loves christmas.

We will take down lying narcissistic doge but walter is p sure santa is cool.
Well, what am I supposed to do with this coal, use it to cook birbs? Because I already have a slow cooker fur that.

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Abiz_
12/25/19 10:37:29 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Whoah whoah.... whoah there. Thats a bad pr move and also walter is like 8 months old and santa did good for his first christmas. He even got a stocking.

Oh i said a stocking earlier. I didnt get it but my mom got him a stocking and customized ornament. Walter loves christmas.

We will take down lying narcissistic doge but walter is p sure santa is cool.
It's more like Santa saw the video of Walter mauling a stocking. He threw down all that food. So walter was too busy to maul him.

jpennys_cat posted...
Well, what am I supposed to do with this coal, use it to cook birbs? Because I already have a slow cooker fur that.
Use it as a reminder to be better to Doge next year.
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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 10:46:32 PM
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jpennys_cat posted...
Well, what am I supposed to do with this coal, use it to cook birbs? Because I already have a slow cooker fur that.

holy shit. This is what santa wanted. Tonight we feast on doge bbq


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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 10:48:04 PM
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Abiz_ posted...
It's more like Santa saw the video of Walter mauling a stocking. He threw down all that food. So walter was too busy to maul him.

Use it as a reminder to be better to Doge next year.

Walter is always nice to doge. Doge is a self obsessed narcissist who is mean to cate

....but before the bbq thing I mean.

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Abiz_
12/25/19 10:50:14 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Walter is always nice to doge. Doge is a self obsessed narcissist who is mean to cate
One that was for @jpennys_cat . Second of all. -points down- sickening
CanuckCowboy posted...
holy shit. This is what santa wanted. Tonight we feast on doge bbq
Run boy.
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stone
12/25/19 10:52:34 PM
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boxington posted...
what are you gonna do with a phone, Doge?
What we all do with our phones.. Watch cat videos online.

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The_Doge
12/26/19 12:14:08 AM
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The re-elect Mayor Doge 2020 Commission thanks you.

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jpennys_cat
12/26/19 5:51:18 AM
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The_Doge posted...

The re-elect Mayor Doge 2020 Commission thanks you.
That was taken out of context! Fake Mews!

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stone
12/26/19 6:03:18 AM
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jpennys_cat posted...
That was taken out of context! Fake Mews!
In which context would it be ok to bite Santa?!

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jpennys_cat
12/26/19 6:35:18 AM
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stone posted...
In which context would it be ok to bite Santa?!
In the context of no one thinking it's bad or using it against me.

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SiO4
12/26/19 6:38:21 AM
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jpennys_cat posted...

In the context of no one thinking it's bad or using it against me.


Cates don't bit first they scratch.
Fake Mews. Propagandoge.
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Lord_Shadow
12/26/19 2:20:28 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Cates don't bit first they scratch.
Fake Mews. Propagandoge.
Propadogeda

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divot1338
12/26/19 2:24:40 PM
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Lord_Shadow
12/26/19 2:50:19 PM
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divot1338 posted...
You got a bunch of kinky sex toys?

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divot1338
12/26/19 3:03:17 PM
#24:


Lord_Shadow posted...
You got a bunch of kinky sex toys?
My girlfriend is trying to teach me to fetch. Im trying to teach her to lick my balls.

We still have work to do.

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divot1338
12/26/19 3:04:13 PM
#25:


Lord_Shadow posted...
You got a bunch of kinky sex toys?
That squeaky toy does look like a weird green penis now that I stop and think about it.

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