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TheFAQKing
12/25/19 1:09:55 AM
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Lol
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Wii_Shaker
12/25/19 1:10:10 AM
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Never going to happen.

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HylianFox
12/25/19 1:11:39 AM
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Lousy God, can't even give us Christmas off

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Zikten
12/25/19 1:12:35 AM
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I went to catholic mass against my will and it was only like a little over an hour long
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linid0t
12/25/19 1:12:46 AM
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You have to imagine half the people that get dragged there on xmas are hungover which only amplifies the suffering
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 1:12:58 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Never going to happen.


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DrizztLink
12/25/19 1:13:41 AM
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linid0t posted...
You have to imagine half the people that get dragged there on xmas are hungover which only amplifies the suffering
At least if you go to Mass you get some hair of the dog from the Communion.

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TheFAQKing
12/25/19 1:15:48 AM
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Zikten posted...
I went to catholic mass against my will and it was only like a little over an hour long

Let us know when you've recovered that time

DrizztLink posted...
At least if you go to Mass you get some hair of the dog from the Communion.

A sip of the old christ blood right?
Do they still serve the sundried drywall biscuits with it?
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HylianFox
12/25/19 1:16:32 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
At least if you go to Mass you get some hair of the dog from the Communion.

more like a thimble of grape juice

lousy Protestants

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linid0t
12/25/19 1:18:10 AM
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HylianFox posted...
more like a thimble of grape juice

lousy Protestants

I was under the impression it was wine? Have they gotten that hard for money they made the switch to welch's ?
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Lonestar2000
12/25/19 1:29:25 AM
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Imagine wasting a good chunk of your life going to church.
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Chicken
12/25/19 1:30:24 AM
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imagine being upset at spending an hour and a bit saving your immortal soul for another year

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vigorm0rtis
12/25/19 1:31:18 AM
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Imagine giving a fuck what people do on a holiday.

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hotgirlsarehot
12/25/19 10:49:05 AM
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Lol
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LastTomorrow
12/25/19 10:57:17 AM
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Jokes on you I went to Christmas service a few days ago

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The-Apostle
12/25/19 11:58:10 AM
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I went to the Christmas Eve service at my sister's church last night. Now I get to spend the day with her. That's how it should be done.

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Southernfatman
12/25/19 11:59:01 AM
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If God is everywhere why do you have to go to a specific place to worship and pray to him?

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linid0t
12/25/19 12:00:28 PM
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The-Apostle posted...
I went to the Christmas Eve service at my sister's church last night. Now I get to spend the day with her. That's how it should be done.



Jump in there
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TheVipaGTS
12/25/19 12:03:02 PM
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i know, right? A Christmas Story is on...Church will make you miss one full run of it.

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LastTomorrow
12/25/19 1:13:26 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
If God is everywhere why do you have to go to a specific place to worship and pray to him?
You don't. The bible specifically says when 2 or more are gathered is the church. You can worship any where and preach anywhere. It's just that the building is a safe spacd.

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