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_Matchabuu_
12/23/19 5:20:02 PM
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Theres something going around... its dick

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Neoconkers
12/23/19 5:21:11 PM
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I don't think you get pregnant by making the dick go around

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_Matchabuu_
12/23/19 5:22:07 PM
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Neoconkers posted...
I don't think you get pregnant by making the dick go around

what about meat spin

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Neoconkers
12/23/19 5:31:22 PM
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I'm not a doctor, but I'm p sure base-level accuracy is a skill necessary for the baby-making

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Foppe
12/23/19 5:32:46 PM
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Be careful, fb seems to make females pregnant.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/23/19 5:35:06 PM
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You're at that age. Don't feel pressured by it. Not saying you are. But people fall into that

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_Matchabuu_
12/23/19 6:13:42 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
You're at that age. Don't feel pressured by it. Not saying you are. But people fall into that

If abortion wasnt an option Id kill myself if I got pregnant. Youll NEVER see me with a baby of my own

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Strider102
12/23/19 6:17:04 PM
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You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round

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Politics
12/23/19 6:19:32 PM
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I used to be a total fuck boi but my better friends in high school were nerds because I like smart people. I havent gotten laid since last year (though I know a girl semi interested) and a lot of my nerd friends are married with hawt babes. Life is weird.

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_Matchabuu_
12/23/19 6:20:44 PM
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Strider102 posted...
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round

lol


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Lost_All_Senses
12/23/19 6:34:11 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
If abortion wasnt an option Id kill myself if I got pregnant. Youll NEVER see me with a baby of my own

Vicious. It's your life tho. The mans opinion should definitely be deeply considered but not the main factor.

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dr_marble
12/23/19 6:44:24 PM
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Something's in the air
legs

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linid0t
12/23/19 6:44:49 PM
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Fellas dont fall for it
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BlackJackCat
12/23/19 6:45:28 PM
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dr_marble posted...
Something's in the air
legs

Actually it's semen.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/23/19 6:46:31 PM
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BlackJackCat posted...
Actually it's semen.

It not shooting through the air is actually the problem

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BlackJackCat
12/23/19 6:49:27 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
It not shooting through the air is actually the problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN3x-kAbgFU
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Alteres
12/23/19 6:53:22 PM
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Damnit.

I was going to say, "go for it".

Then you had to bring up suicide.

*sigh*

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Heartomaton
12/23/19 6:55:32 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
If abortion wasnt an option Id kill myself if I got pregnant. Youll NEVER see me with a baby of my own

<3

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_Matchabuu_
12/23/19 6:57:59 PM
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BlackJackCat posted...
Actually it's semen.

Brb getting my umbrella

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linid0t
12/23/19 6:58:15 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
If abortion wasnt an option Id kill myself if I got pregnant. Youll NEVER see me with a baby of my own

I'm not religious and I believe I'm pro choice, but if you ever did get pregnant and obviously dont want the kid adoption is always the 3rd option.
I'm sure you know that though
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_Matchabuu_
12/23/19 6:58:55 PM
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Alteres posted...
Damnit.

I was going to say, "go for it".

Then you had to bring up suicide.

*sigh*

Yeah thatd be mean AF LOL

Regardless I have an IUD and maintain my sexual health meticulously to prevent parasites


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_Matchabuu_
12/23/19 6:59:32 PM
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linid0t posted...
I'm not religious and I believe I'm pro choice, but if you ever did get pregnant and obviously dont want the kid adoption is always the 3rd option.
I'm sure you know that though

Im not down to carry something inside of me for 9 months.

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linid0t
12/23/19 7:00:44 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
Im not down to carry something inside of me for 9 months.

Completely fair I respect that
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Bestoffuture
12/23/19 7:01:10 PM
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Late 20s, early 30s?

Right now, everyone is getting engaged and shit on my fb feed.

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_Matchabuu_
12/23/19 7:02:40 PM
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Bestoffuture posted...
Late 20s, early 30s?

Right now, everyone is getting engaged and shit on my fb feed.

That too! I suspect they also are pregnant.


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CyricZ
12/23/19 7:04:09 PM
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I have a lot of cross generation friends so I'm getting weddings, births, kids off to school, kids off to college.

Meanwhile here I am posting about my car accident.

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_Matchabuu_
12/23/19 7:11:46 PM
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CyricZ posted...
I have a lot of cross generation friends so I'm getting weddings, births, kids off to school, kids off to college.

Meanwhile here I am posting about my car accident.

i mean shit happens unfortunately. Its cliche to say but you cant compare your path with others paths IMO


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Umbreon
12/23/19 7:17:03 PM
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Honestly that sounds like one of the tougher parts of being a woman.

Woman: I don't want babies.
Body: Yes you do.
Woman: We have this conversation every month, no no I don't!


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BlackJackCat
12/23/19 7:19:04 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
i mean shit happens unfortunately. Its cliche to say but you cant compare your path with others paths IMO

You can, it just usually leads to anxiety and alcoholism.
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