Current Events > Scenario: You're out at the mall with your (hypothetical) girlfriend.

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Things are going fine until your window shopping gets interrupted.
You notice a young woman doing a series of gymnastics level flips in your direction. She concludes by sticking a landing right in front of you:
One knee on the ground and both hands in the air all while a big smile is spread across her face, like that of a cheerleader.

Why... It's none other than world renowned Canadian popstar Avril Lavigne!

She says to you, "Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend!"

Then all the other mall-goers chime in unison: "NO WAY! NO WAY!"

Avril: I think you need a new one!
Mall Goers: HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU!
Avril: I want to be your girlfriend!

Your girlfriend looks very confused. Wat do?
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Stay with the rhythm and say "Hey hey, you you, I told like your approach. No way no way, think you need a new one." Then the mall goers carry me out the mall on their shoulders while stampeding her.

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Hairistotle posted...

i wouldn't recognize her and i would find that behavior extremely annoying, if not enraging. i'd ask my partner if she was fine with us cutting our outing short and leaving

As you're leaving, Avril angirly yells out, "Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated!?"
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Hairistotle is blocking me too now? I wish these people would at least confront the situation first >_>. I literally have no memory of clashing with him.

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I find avril lavigne abhorrent

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