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KillerSlaw
12/19/19 11:48:28 AM
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The rest of them look like Ruto but their king is completely different.

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MetaMajik
12/19/19 11:50:02 AM
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He ate their former king.

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Laserion
12/19/19 11:51:22 AM
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Actually, all the Zoras are different species of fish, with some being sharks while others are more manta-like.
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KillerSlaw
12/19/19 11:54:59 AM
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Laserion posted...
Actually, all the Zoras are different species of fish, with some being sharks while others are more manta-like.

Breath of the Wild was even dumber tbqh

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Freddie_Mercury
12/19/19 11:58:11 AM
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all of the water in hyrule is filtered through king zora's ass

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Laserion
12/19/19 8:51:53 PM
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Are there any octopus-like Zora? I'm thinking of Octavia in TigerSharks.
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apolloooo
12/19/19 8:55:41 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
all of the water in hyrule is filtered through king zora's ass
Lmao

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dave_is_slick
12/19/19 8:59:43 PM
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I always assumed that if Mipha had lived, she'd either be the King's height or more likely, Sidon's height.

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K181
12/19/19 9:17:30 PM
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It's good to be the king.

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Lordgold666
12/19/19 9:26:26 PM
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Kings are always fat, its a sign of wealth

Imagine all the jabu jabu sized steaks that guy can down?

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Kami_no_Kami
12/19/19 9:44:36 PM
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You try burning calories when youre so slow that moving 2 feet to the side takes a full minute.
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pegusus123456
12/21/19 3:58:04 AM
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Maybe he's a river zora.

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