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Shablagoo 12/12/19 4:12:17 AM #1: |
A woman who has been in a relationship with a Boeing passenger jet for the last five years says it is 'physical'.
The aircraft, which she calls 'Schatz', which translates to 'Darling', appears to be getting more romantic attention than most of us. That's reassuring isn't it? Michele Kbke, 30, from Berlin, has spoken out about how she has fallen for the plane. She said: "The 737-800 is very attractive and sexy to me. He's the most beautifully built, and he's a very attractive and elegant aircraft." Although, like most relationships, Michele finds it difficult to get quality time alone with her fella, adding: "A relationship with a plane is not easy and at times difficult." I hear ya, mate. "I can only get close to him when I fly with him or when I can get to him in the hangar, which has only happened once in my life." She has found other ways to stay close to him though. She continued: "I have a big model of him made of fibre glass as well as real components from him so I can act out my love to some degree." Although her love for the plane is known as objectophilia - when someone is sexually or romantically attracted to inanimate objects - she believes it's the same as any other relationship. She said: "It's like a normal relationship, we have relaxing evenings together and when we go to bed, we cuddle and fall asleep together." In March 2013, she first realised that she had a bit of a thing for planes when she took her first flight, but after she boarded a 737-800, she found that it was exactly her 'type'. She said: "I got so excited with boarding the plane, I realised I am in love with the 737-800." "The first time we really met was the May 1, 2019, I enjoyed every millisecond with him. "My cheeks hurt from smiling, I'm the happiest woman in the world - when I'm with him I have everything I need." She especially loves the plane's winglets, saying: "When I touch his wings, I get immediately sweaty palms and get excited." Michele's ideal situation is to marry her other half and live with him in a hangar. She added: "It's just a special kind of love that doesn't hurt anybody. I wish it was more accepted in society, there are always people who don't accept it. "I'm simply different and I stand for my love to my 737." https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-woman-says-her-relationship-with-plane-is-physical-20191012 --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 12/12/19 4:13:28 AM #2: |
--- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 12/12/19 4:24:25 AM #3: |
meanwhile, I can't even get a text back
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iPhone_7 12/12/19 4:26:16 AM #4: |
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Kitt 12/12/19 4:36:41 AM #5: |
Why isn't there a Disney movie about these star-crossed lovers yet?
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ToPoPO 12/12/19 4:37:29 AM #6: |
so beautiful
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Cookie Bag 12/12/19 4:37:40 AM #7: |
So she's insane right?
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ToPoPO 12/12/19 4:39:36 AM #8: |
Reminds me of the beautiful relationship that woman had when she married the Eiffel Tower.
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au_gold 12/12/19 4:52:41 AM #9: |
Thats my fetish.
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Shablagoo 12/12/19 5:16:35 AM #10: |
In another video I watched of it one of the airport employees guiding her tour was saying something like, Well I say live and let live. As long as the airplane consents and she consents...
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DrizztLink 12/12/19 5:17:38 AM #11: |
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Shablagoo 12/12/19 5:37:47 AM #12: |
DrizztLink posted...
The BBoeingC model 737-800 --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 12/12/19 5:44:16 AM #13: |
I know this is a joke topic...
But I have to say, Rest in Peace Richard Russell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jCaQLzFOXc --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 12/12/19 5:44:33 AM #14: |
How can she be sure that the airplane consents?
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Shablagoo 12/12/19 5:49:16 AM #15: |
SiO4 posted...
I know this is a joke topic... :( au_gold posted... How can she be sure that the airplane consents? Idk but the airport worker seemed to confirm that it does. --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 12/12/19 5:49:32 AM #16: |
au_gold posted...
How can she be sure that the airplane consents? It told her so --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 12/12/19 5:50:58 AM #17: |
Shablagoo posted...
SiO4 posted... I hate it, but I have a deep respect for this man. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 12/12/19 6:13:47 AM #19: |
SiO4 posted...
I hate it, but I have a deep respect for this man. Oh me too, he didnt even hurt anyone other than himself. It sucks, seems like he was a good but very sad guy. --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 12/12/19 6:23:28 AM #20: |
Shablagoo posted...
Ya...The audio from his radio transmissions is something else. He wasn't a bad guy. For whatever reason, he just had enough. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HagenEx 12/12/19 6:42:58 AM #21: |
There's hope for attack helicopters then.
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The_Scarecrow 12/12/19 6:56:26 AM #22: |
SiO4 posted...
I know this is a joke topic... R.I.P. to the Sky King. He left this world on his own terms while making sure nobody else got hurt. Although I wish he would have sought help, I have nothing but respect for him. Hope hes in a better place. The world lost a good man that day. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 12/12/19 6:58:44 AM #23: |
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EverDownward 12/12/19 7:01:34 AM #24: |
you know what? fuck it, let the woman marry a passenger plane. she's not hurting anyone, maybe.
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ZevLoveDOOM 12/12/19 7:03:03 AM #25: |
anyway, we also have dudes who fuck cars so deep down, this doesnt stock me that much...
https://youtu.be/06BFsQ_28Co crazy world we live in but to each their own i guess. *shrugs* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 12/12/19 7:12:15 AM #26: |
Just watched video of the Sky King. He was doing tricks and stuff in the air. Also includes audio of the call with the traffic controller/pilots and aftermath footage of the crash.
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SiO4 12/13/19 5:34:35 AM #28: |
Shablagoo posted...
Just watched video of the Sky King. He was doing tricks and stuff in the air. Also includes audio of the call with the traffic controller/pilots and aftermath footage of the crash. Ya, I know. It's really something...something different. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 12/13/19 5:35:22 AM #30: |
R.I.P. Sky King
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EvenSpoonier 12/13/19 6:04:38 AM #31: |
Didn't Chuck Tingle write a story about something like this?
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DeadBankerDream 12/16/19 6:19:13 PM #34: |
Shablagoo posted...
Michele Kbke, 30, from Berlin, I knew human-on-airplane porno would be a german thing. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmidgeIsntBack 12/17/19 8:05:22 AM #35: |
EvenSpoonier posted...
Didn't Chuck Tingle write a story about something like this? Pounded in the butt by a woman who likes being pounded in the butt by the Boeing 737-800 --- Audio Theater: For discussion of podcasts, radio, audiobooks, and the like https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1364- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lorenzo_2003 12/17/19 8:30:56 AM #36: |
EverDownward posted...
you know what? fuck it, let the woman marry a passenger plane. she's not hurting anyone, maybe. Yeah, Im leaning towards that. A few years ago, I probably would have said no way and laughed about it. Now... I suppose its just a rare preference. --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 12/17/19 8:41:18 AM #37: |
Shablagoo posted...
says it is 'physical' Shablagoo posted... "My cheeks hurt --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 12/17/19 8:45:49 AM #38: |
https://youtu.be/K8Z0t6744EM
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EvenSpoonier 12/17/19 8:47:45 AM #39: |
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Pounded in the butt by a woman who likes being pounded in the butt by the Boeing 737-800No, I found it; it was this one. --- "Playing a game for its graphics is like watching pornography for the story." - Kadiroth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 12/18/19 7:06:58 PM #41: |
I hope she can get the help she needs
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Deadpool_18 12/20/19 1:09:23 PM #43: |
I read a story on a carnie who legally married a fucking fair ride.
Gonna be hilarious when they decommission this plane lol --- You go, Glenn CoCo. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NintendoGamer83 12/20/19 1:12:23 PM #44: |
Let's get physical ... I wanna jet physicaaaalll
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averagejoel 12/20/19 1:18:16 PM #45: |
does anyone else remember when an airline posted a picture to twitter of a naked woman with a model airplane inside her?
that's what this made me think of --- peanut butter and dick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PBusted 12/21/19 10:06:35 PM #46: |
Deadpool_18 posted...
I read a story on a carnie who legally married a fucking fair ride.lol link? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 12/22/19 10:56:40 AM #47: |
--- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PBusted 12/23/19 1:09:04 PM #48: |
Oh his account gon.
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Disengaged 12/23/19 1:16:06 PM #49: |
Holy crap. Well, good for you lady
Everyone else in Berlin ought to be thanking this literal wingman for jumping on this crazy grenade for them. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King Rial 12/23/19 3:36:00 PM #50: |
PBusted posted...
Oh his account gon. Spoon? --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThePrinceFish 12/23/19 3:38:27 PM #51: |
When an attack helicopter loves a passenger jet :')
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Srk700 12/23/19 3:44:48 PM #52: |
Reminds of that H3H3 video from long ago with a woman that was in a "physical relationship" with a roller coaster and her friend that was into fence.
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PBusted 12/24/19 5:42:04 PM #53: |
King Rial posted...
Spoon?Not sure ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aressar 12/24/19 6:13:22 PM #54: |
Reminds me of that guy who married his purple MLP plush doll
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vigorm0rtis 12/24/19 6:16:58 PM #55: |
Wake me when she destroys a hotel like degenerate furries did. Until then, whatever.
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