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Deadpool_18
12/10/19 11:31:10 PM
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He uses her for her car and her space in the apartment while refusing to fuck her (shes pretty hot) and he just takes up space while lying around like a slob.

Her roommate is super insecure and only keeps him around for company because she hates being alone. Then he makes inappropriate comments to my fianc when Im not around. I hate both of them.

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MabusIncarnate
12/10/19 11:32:39 PM
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Wait, so you don't like him because this guy is refusing to fuck your fiance?

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Deadpool_18
12/10/19 11:33:32 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Wait, so you don't like him because this guy is refusing to fuck your fiance?
What? No

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SatsuiNoPlatano
12/10/19 11:34:45 PM
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Goofies really out here pretending to be cucks for attention you hate to see it

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MabusIncarnate
12/10/19 11:35:54 PM
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I think you typed this out wrong. It sounds like your fiance's roommate is this guy that mooches off of her and refuses to fuck her, her as in your fiance.


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Deadpool_18
12/10/19 11:37:02 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I think you typed this out wrong. It sounds like your fiance's roommate is this guy that mooches off of her and refuses to fuck her, her as in your fiance.
Nope. Its the thirsty roommate. Sorry bout the wording

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SSJKirby
12/10/19 11:37:26 PM
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You really made this come out as "my fiances roomate is lame because he won't have sex with her, i hate both of them"

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MabusIncarnate
12/10/19 11:38:06 PM
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Hey, congrats on getting engaged btw.

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bestknicksfan
12/10/19 11:45:47 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Hey, congrats on getting engaged btw.
Lmao

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LordFarquad1312
12/10/19 11:48:12 PM
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You forgot to mention you're talking about her boyfriend at some point? Cause this is just confusing otherwise.

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JTilly
12/10/19 11:49:05 PM
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gosh darn him for not fucking your fiance!! What a lousy roomate

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powerz
12/10/19 11:55:11 PM
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JTilly posted...
gosh darn him for not fucking your fiance!! What a lousy roomate
Plot twist, roommate only has eyes for him

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TheoryzC
12/10/19 11:56:18 PM
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You know what to do, TC

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Cookie Bag
12/10/19 11:58:28 PM
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SatsuiNoPlatano posted...
Goofies really out here pretending to be cucks for attention you hate to see it


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Kazi1212
12/11/19 12:01:11 AM
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It sounds like youre upset her roommate wont fuck her, is this true TC?

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Inappropriate
12/11/19 12:01:53 AM
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TheoryzC posted...
You know what to do, TC
That's right: pee in the roommate's butt.

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malenz
12/11/19 12:04:12 AM
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damn. really hard to find male roomates to fuck your fiance nawmean.
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Deadpool_18
12/11/19 11:51:48 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Hey, congrats on getting engaged btw.
Hey thanks bro!

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Deadpool_18
12/11/19 11:52:20 AM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
You forgot to mention you're talking about her boyfriend at some point? Cause this is just confusing otherwise.
Yeah, thats my b

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The Trent
12/11/19 11:53:00 AM
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well will the roommate at least fuck you?

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Deadpool_18
12/11/19 11:53:38 AM
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The Trent posted...
well will the roommate at least fuck you?
She probably would want to. Im faithful, tho.

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The Trent
12/11/19 11:53:57 AM
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wait the roommate is a man or woman

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Deadpool_18
12/11/19 11:55:51 AM
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The Trent posted...
wait the roommate is a man or woman
Me-Guy
Fiance-Girl
Roommate-Girl
Annoying boyfriend-Boy

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The Trent
12/11/19 11:56:18 AM
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oh i was missing integral information

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Deadpool_18
12/11/19 11:58:03 AM
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The Trent posted...
oh i was missing integral information
Yeah we drank last night.

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TheGoldenEel
12/11/19 11:58:56 AM
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A fianc is by definition a man

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Supernatural
12/11/19 12:00:11 PM
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20/20 topic

What a ride

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Lost_All_Senses
12/11/19 12:00:47 PM
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I can't trust anyone outside the family to fuck my fiance. They're all cowards. Thankfully, my cousins are always down to run a train while I go pay bills and grocery shop.

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JTilly
12/11/19 12:01:52 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I can't trust anyone outside the family to fuck my fiance. They're all cowards. Thankfully, my cousins are always down to run a train while I go pay bills and grocery shop.
Take notes tc

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Deadpool_18
12/11/19 12:46:15 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
A fianc is by definition a man
Oh then tack on another e.

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DeadSite
12/11/19 12:52:38 PM
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smoke_break
12/11/19 1:00:20 PM
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Bro you need an editor or something, lol.

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---Devin---
12/11/19 1:01:46 PM
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@DeadSite
@cancerstorm

Awesome post!

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gunplagirl
12/11/19 1:07:04 PM
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DeadSite posted...
I'm still reading this topic and don't understand the scenario
This

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Deadpool_18
12/11/19 4:23:24 PM
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DeadSite posted...
I'm still reading this topic and don't understand the scenario
My girls roommate is a decently cute chick. But she has issues with being alone. Shes the kind of girl that HAS to be dating someone. So shes got a lot of guy friends that hang around. She recently started dating the best of the bunch, which is a very low bar for her.

The guy was okay at first, but he practically lives in the apartment now and refuses to have sex with her, claiming the muscle relaxers he takes prevents him from ever getting it up. So shes sexually frustrated but wont tell him to poop or get off the pot. And he basically is just using her for her car and so that he doesnt have to sleep in the dorms. He sits on the couch all day in an already too small apartment and insists on lounging around in just his underwear while my fiance is too uncomfortable to even use her own common space. And when the roommate isnt around and he DOES bump into my fiance, he makes weird comments.

My girl was watching Fruits Basket in the living room the other day and he walked in. Just by himself when the roommate wasnt even there. And he sits down and starts trying to talk about tentacle porn. He has a weird staring problem too. We think theres something off about him.

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Deadpool_18
12/11/19 4:24:34 PM
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And the roommate never does dishes or take the trash out and she makes the place smell like acetone all the time. Shes nice. Just incompetent.

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konokonohamaru
12/11/19 4:24:56 PM
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This is a topic
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ASithLord7
12/11/19 4:30:44 PM
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Great topic

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Deadpool_18
12/11/19 5:09:03 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Great topic
Thanks, dude! Your posts are always a pleasure as well

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Smashingpmkns
12/11/19 5:15:21 PM
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Ask him if he'll buy you a Nintendo Switch
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EnterTheTekken
12/11/19 5:16:48 PM
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Is this an episode of New Girl?

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Deadpool_18
12/11/19 6:09:00 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Ask him if he'll buy you a Nintendo Switch
My fiance is already buying me one for Christmas.

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NeonOctopus
12/11/19 6:25:37 PM
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Deadpool_18
12/11/19 6:39:24 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
They're banging
Lmfao nope

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Ruvan22
12/11/19 8:42:16 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Me-Guy
Fiance-Girl
Roommate-Girl
Annoying boyfriend-Boy

I'm still confused... why are you rooming with the boyfriend?

This is worse than a soap...

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cancerquake
12/11/19 8:46:00 PM
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I'll fuck ur fiance for u
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