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Pogo_Marimo
12/09/19 3:44:53 PM
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We get free coffee, but this shit is STRAIGHT fucking TRASH homie. It's like you take some regular ASS coffee, replace any tasty flavor with ACRID ASS, ACIDIC BUTT, and BITTER ASS flavor, and then slap some DONG DANGLING after-taste in there for GOOD measure

FUCK I drink so much of this garbage.

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mattnd2007
12/09/19 3:46:03 PM
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Probably overly brewed.

Add a little lemon juice

Should neutralize some of those super bitter compounds

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mattnd2007
12/09/19 3:46:36 PM
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Oh and just a little salt

Not even enough that you can taste

Like the tiniest pinch


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modena
12/09/19 3:47:19 PM
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My company switched to the pre loaded filters and damn its awful for being Folgers.Oh well I only get 1 cup in the morning.

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CADE FOSTER
12/09/19 3:47:39 PM
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Buy coffee office shit tends to be the cheapest shit available
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MC_BatCommander
12/09/19 3:48:06 PM
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It could be shitty water that they're brewing with as well. I noticed the tap water at my work was so bad it would overpower the taste of tea and such

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Kaliesto
12/09/19 3:51:27 PM
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Check the Spouts to make sure there is no mold growing in there.

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CADE FOSTER
12/09/19 3:51:58 PM
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I only use bottled water to brew coffee
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mattnd2007
12/09/19 3:54:28 PM
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Kaliesto posted...
Check the Spouts to make sure there is no mold growing in there.
Oh ya that's a good point as well

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Pogo_Marimo
12/09/19 3:55:21 PM
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Kaliesto posted...
Check the Spouts to make sure there is no mold growing in there.
The mold is probably the only pleasant flavor in these brews tbqh.

MC_BatCommander posted...
It could be shitty water that they're brewing with as well. I noticed the tap water at my work was so bad it would overpower the taste of tea and such

If you're trying to get me to move out of Flint, MI it ain't gonna happen!

mattnd2007 posted...
Probably overly brewed.

Add a little lemon juice

Should neutralize some of those super bitter compounds
This is, like, more work than I'm willing to put in for a cup of coffee, especiqlly when just whining and complaining is so much easier.

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DocDelicious
12/09/19 3:55:51 PM
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Probably Folgers or 8 o'clock coffee, that shit is awful.

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Freddie_Mercury
12/09/19 3:58:04 PM
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WashYourHands
12/09/19 4:02:08 PM
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Community is the only acceptable coffee

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