Current Events > Man I really dissapointed my date this weekend

Topic List
Page List: 1
KillerSlaw
12/09/19 9:05:42 AM
#1:


I've started using a dating website for people with disabilities. I felt kind of weird about it cause while I am classified as disabled due to my end stage kidney disease I'm still fairly able outside of needing dialysis 4 times a week.

Anyways, I matched with a woman who was hard of hearing. Absolutely beautiful woman. We talk on the app and agree to meet up for drinks. I was super nervous as this is the first date I've been on since I was diagnosed. Everything is going good, we are getting along well. I got a little too comfortable at one point and blurted out that i had been dealing with having athlete's foot but she didnt seem to notice so i was relieved when she invited me back to her place for coffee.

Needless to say, she misheard me saying i had athlete's foot as having at least a foot and was pretty disappointed when I came up short.

---
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Purely
12/09/19 9:06:42 AM
#2:


-_-
... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95
12/09/19 9:07:27 AM
#3:


Loooooool
---
Baby, I'm an engineer ;)
I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies
... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake
12/09/19 9:08:50 AM
#4:


I read it a couple times, I dont get it. Did she catch the athletes foot from you or something?

---
"We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade
https://imgur.com/MYYEIx5 https://imgur.com/WGE12ef
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerSlaw
12/09/19 9:10:28 AM
#5:


solosnake posted...
I read it a couple times, I dont get it. Did she catch the athletes foot from you or something?

I wish Gamefaqs let me like this post

---
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?
... Copied to Clipboard!
TimeSquid
12/09/19 9:29:37 AM
#6:


Welp

---
The one and only Diamond_Of_Time's jackass alt. Don't expect much outta me.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerSlaw
12/09/19 7:21:05 PM
#7:


Bump for night ce

---
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac
12/09/19 7:22:45 PM
#8:


teepan95 posted...
Loooooool


---
"I like turtles"
... Copied to Clipboard!
malenz
12/09/19 7:23:52 PM
#9:


she was disappointed you have two feet?
... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor
12/09/19 7:32:30 PM
#10:


teepan95 posted...
Loooooool

... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh
12/09/19 7:33:31 PM
#11:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu
12/09/19 7:38:48 PM
#12:




---
The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever.
\[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu
... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG
12/09/19 7:40:46 PM
#13:


I didn't laugh but I mean....it's not a shit post.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerSlaw
12/09/19 7:43:16 PM
#14:


SrRd_RacinG posted...
I didn't laugh but I mean....it's not a shit post.

Not even a smirk?

---
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?
... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs
12/09/19 7:50:53 PM
#15:


I got a little smirk out of it.

funnier part is people not getting it

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine
12/09/19 7:51:01 PM
#16:


That was great tc.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1