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_Matchabuu_ 12/07/19 1:04:16 AM #1:	Ouch ow oof my bones --- uwu SW-0239-3946-8686 <cite>_Matchabuu_ posted [p:931218886] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>Ouch ow oof my bones </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/07/19 1:04:54 AM #2:	Ok --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:931218902] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>Ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Buzz Killjoy 12/07/19 1:05:44 AM #3:	Cool story bra --- *Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* <cite>Buzz Killjoy posted [p:931218929] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>Cool story bra </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 12/07/19 1:06:45 AM #4:	what was he trying to punt? --- Minimal, yet feature rich. <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:931218951] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>what was he trying to punt? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Matchabuu_ 12/07/19 1:08:00 AM #5:	BuckVanHammer posted... what was he trying to punt? he just moved wrong i also almost broke his testicles so all is fair in love and war Buzz Killjoy posted... Cool story bra im braless tho --- uwu SW-0239-3946-8686 <cite>_Matchabuu_ posted [p:931218982] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>BuckVanHammer posted... </cite> <quote>what was he trying to punt?</quote> he just moved wrong i also almost broke his testicles so all is fair in love and war Buzz Killjoy posted... </cite> <quote>Cool story bra</quote> im braless tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/07/19 1:10:11 AM #6:	This is why foot-fetish only really works one way. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:931219032] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>This is why foot-fetish only really works one way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Matchabuu_ 12/07/19 1:10:33 AM #7:	Questionmarktarius posted... This is why foot-fetish only really works one way. hot --- uwu SW-0239-3946-8686 <cite>_Matchabuu_ posted [p:931219047] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>This is why foot-fetish only really works one way.</quote> hot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 12/07/19 1:10:44 AM #8:	BuckVanHammer posted... what was he trying to punt? His booty hole --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:931219056] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>BuckVanHammer posted... </cite> <quote>what was he trying to punt?</quote>His booty hole </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wireless 12/07/19 1:13:19 AM #9:	Lucky he didn't lose his foot tbh. <cite>Wireless posted [p:931219144] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>Lucky he didn't lose his foot tbh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 12/07/19 1:13:22 AM #10:	_Matchabuu_ posted... he just moved wrong i also almost broke his testicles so all is fair in love and war I'm.. morbidly curious as to how both scenarios occurred. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s <cite>Umbreon posted [p:931219147] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>_Matchabuu_ posted... </cite> <quote>he just moved wrong i also almost broke his testicles so all is fair in love and war</quote> I'm.. morbidly curious as to how both scenarios occurred. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 12/07/19 1:18:17 AM #11:	I forgot what the shot was for, but I was getting one that went into my lower back. I was lying down on my stomach, and when the needle went it, I jerk reacted by accidently c-punted the nurse. I was very embarrassed. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:931219272] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>I forgot what the shot was for, but I was getting one that went into my lower back. I was lying down on my stomach, and when the needle went it, I jerk reacted by accidently c-punted the nurse. I was very embarrassed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/07/19 1:20:14 AM #12:	_Matchabuu_ posted... i also almost broke his testicles so all is fair in love and war TIL: JoSmo like it rough --- Baby, I'm an engineer ;) I can calculate (within a reasonable margin of error) how this nut is gonna splash when it hits ya tiddies <cite>teepan95 posted [p:931219324] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>_Matchabuu_ posted...</cite> <quote>i also almost broke his testicles so all is fair in love and war</quote> TIL: JoSmo like it rough</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 12/07/19 4:18:41 AM #13:	This topic: failed. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:931222573] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>This topic: failed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 12/07/19 4:58:38 AM #14:	Hey Matchabuu we goin out on a date or what --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KmhGYB4NdYc <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:931223120] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>Hey Matchabuu we goin out on a date or what </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 12/07/19 5:14:18 AM #15:	The fuck do you people manage to accidentally do this shit --- Meow! <cite>Panthera posted [p:931223321] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>The fuck do you people manage to accidentally do this shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 12/07/19 5:17:35 AM #16:	Kajagogo posted... I forgot what the shot was for, but I was getting one that went into my lower back. I was lying down on my stomach, and when the needle went it, I jerk reacted by accidently c-punted the nurse. I was very embarrassed. how did she react? --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:931223363] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>Kajagogo posted... </cite> <quote>I forgot what the shot was for, but I was getting one that went into my lower back. I was lying down on my stomach, and when the needle went it, I jerk reacted by accidently c-punted the nurse. I was very embarrassed.</quote>how did she react? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FaceThePain 12/07/19 5:38:05 AM #17:	_Matchabuu_ posted... im braless tho That's why it hurt, a bra adds +2 to defense. --- Who doesn't like a Canadian Muffin? <cite>FaceThePain posted [p:931223609] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>_Matchabuu_ posted... </cite> <quote>im braless tho</quote> That's why it hurt, a bra adds +2 to defense. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 12/07/19 3:43:13 PM #18:	Arcanine2009 posted... how did she react? She took it well I guess. She accepted the apology. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:931240467] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>how did she react?</quote> She took it well I guess. She accepted the apology. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 12/07/19 4:08:47 PM #19:	Wireless posted... Lucky he didn't lose his foot tbh. DAMN --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:931241521] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>Wireless posted... </cite> <quote>Lucky he didn't lose his foot tbh.</quote> DAMN </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 12/07/19 4:11:45 PM #20:	So what is c-punted? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:931241636] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>So what is c-punted? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LadyVyxx 12/07/19 4:13:47 PM #21:	Foppe posted... So what is c-punted? Getting kicked in the vaj >_> Its incredibly painful but I'm assuming nothing like getting roundhouse slammed in the nuts <cite>LadyVyxx posted [p:931241716] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite> <quote>So what is c-punted?</quote> Getting kicked in the vaj >_> Its incredibly painful but I'm assuming nothing like getting roundhouse slammed in the nuts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coastal_elite 12/07/19 4:15:10 PM #22:	_Matchabuu_ posted... Ouch ow oof my bones Now you can solve an age-old question - how much do c-punts hurt compared to say, getting hit with the same force in the belly or face? <cite>Coastal_elite posted [p:931241783] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>_Matchabuu_ posted... </cite> <quote>Ouch ow oof my bones</quote> Now you can solve an age-old question - how much do c-punts hurt compared to say, getting hit with the same force in the belly or face? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coastal_elite 12/07/19 4:16:32 PM #23:	LadyVyxx posted... Getting kicked in the vaj >_> Its incredibly painful but I'm assuming nothing like getting roundhouse slammed in the nuts Watch olympic taekwondo. They get nut and c punted all the time. Women flinch and keep kicking. Guys roll around the ground for minutes and need help getting up, LOL <cite>Coastal_elite posted [p:931241839] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>LadyVyxx posted... </cite> <quote>Getting kicked in the vaj >_> Its incredibly painful but I'm assuming nothing like getting roundhouse slammed in the nuts</quote> Watch olympic taekwondo. They get nut and c punted all the time. Women flinch and keep kicking. Guys roll around the ground for minutes and need help getting up, LOL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 12/07/19 4:16:32 PM #24:	LadyVyxx posted... Getting kicked in the vaj >_> Its incredibly painful but I'm assuming nothing like getting roundhouse slammed in the nuts oh, painful --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:931241840] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>LadyVyxx posted... </cite> <quote>Getting kicked in the vaj >_> Its incredibly painful but I'm assuming nothing like getting roundhouse slammed in the nuts</quote>oh, painful </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/07/19 4:18:33 PM #25:	I remember when I accident kicked my gf into the back of a car and then drove it into a lake. Relationships are so silly sometimes --- Name checks out <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:931241935] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>I remember when I accident kicked my gf into the back of a car and then drove it into a lake. Relationships are so silly sometimes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 12/07/19 4:19:51 PM #26:	the other night i rolled over and straight punched my wife in the face, cold cocked at like 3 am i felt terrible about it cause that'd kinda shitty even though clearly a super accident she hadn't even remembered it the next morning --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:931241993] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>the other night i rolled over and straight punched my wife in the face, cold cocked at like 3 am i felt terrible about it cause that'd kinda shitty even though clearly a super accident she hadn't even remembered it the next morning </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 12/07/19 4:21:10 PM #27:	Lost_All_Senses posted... I remember when I accident kicked my gf into the back of a car and then drove it into a lake. Relationships are so silly sometimes lmao --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman CEW Commissioner <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:931242049] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>I remember when I accident kicked my gf into the back of a car and then drove it into a lake. Relationships are so silly sometimes</quote> lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 12/07/19 4:37:16 PM #28:	Coastal_elite posted... Guys roll around the ground for minutes and need help getting up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GNkMpd616k --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:931242699] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>Coastal_elite posted...</cite> <quote>Guys roll around the ground for minutes and need help getting up</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GNkMpd616k</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 12/07/19 4:44:09 PM #29:	I got kicked in the balls once, couldnt breath normally for some hours. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:931242978] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>I got kicked in the balls once, couldnt breath normally for some hours. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 12/07/19 4:57:14 PM #30:	Coastal_elite posted... Watch olympic taekwondo. They get nut and c punted all the time. Women flinch and keep kicking. Guys roll around the ground for minutes and need help getting up, LOL Kick, punch. It's all in the mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhXtROHVNBk --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks http://RightWingWatch.org/ https://youtube.com/CodyJohnston https://reddit.com/r/The_Mueller https://reddit.com/r/BreadTube <cite>Notti posted [p:931243514] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote><cite>Coastal_elite posted...</cite> <quote> Watch olympic taekwondo. They get nut and c punted all the time. Women flinch and keep kicking. Guys roll around the ground for minutes and need help getting up, LOL </quote> Kick, punch. It's all in the mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhXtROHVNBk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 12/07/19 5:06:35 PM #31:	have you seen woman get crotch kicked and start spraying blood from there? --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:931243874] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>have you seen woman get crotch kicked and start spraying blood from there? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Infost 12/07/19 5:22:20 PM #32:	...I don't get how TC just a few days ago made a topic about how she's disliked everywhere, yet now she has a BF... :/ --- Filler sig. <cite>Infost posted [p:931244447] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>...I don't get how TC just a few days ago made a topic about how she's disliked everywhere, yet now she has a BF... :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coastal_elite 12/07/19 5:33:11 PM #33:	kingdrake2 posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GNkMpd616k wtf did the coach just pulled up his pants and take a look at his package? <cite>Coastal_elite posted [p:931244856] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GNkMpd616k</quote> wtf did the coach just pulled up his pants and take a look at his package? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coastal_elite 12/07/19 5:34:44 PM #34:	ModLogic posted... have you seen woman get crotch kicked and start spraying blood from there? lmao what? <cite>Coastal_elite posted [p:931244916] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>ModLogic posted... </cite> <quote>have you seen woman get crotch kicked and start spraying blood from there?</quote> lmao what? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 12/07/19 5:34:46 PM #35:	we only watch until he was knocked and he fell to ground it was funny. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:931244917] in My bf acci... [t:78233367]...</cite> <quote>we only watch until he was knocked and he fell to ground it was funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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