Current Events > my mom literally gives me a dozen eggs literally every single time she sees me

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No_U_L7
12/05/19 10:48:44 PM
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fsr she thinks i eat eggs a ton...when in reality i eat 2 about every other week

so every time she sees me she'll just give me a carton of eggs

recently she started buying the 18 egg carton

i have an entire 1/3 of my fridge filled with eggs now

i told her to stop and she agreed and she still gives them to me

she'll ask me if i need eggs before we meet up and i'll tell her no...and she'll bring the eggs anyway

i flat out refused to take them once...and she sneaky left them on top of my car before she drove off
like what...is she a crazy person?

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p-m
12/05/19 10:50:13 PM
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don't you want to be as large as a barge?
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NeoShadowhen
12/05/19 10:50:34 PM
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She might be trying to poison you.
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MrNintendo1213
12/05/19 10:50:42 PM
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Show her your fridge. Or this topic is bs like the rest.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/05/19 10:57:19 PM
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Maybe it's actually a bunch of chickens dressed up as your mom. Playing a trick on you

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SkyShow
12/05/19 11:03:27 PM
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Maybe ahe us hinting at you are scrawny
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emblem boy
12/05/19 11:04:09 PM
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Foreign parents man. Just how it is
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