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OffTempo
12/05/19 8:43:34 PM
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What power do you choose? Also in order for the conditions to be met, the person needs to have knowledge that you have the power. It can't just be like "Oh man you're really good at basketball now, its like you have super powers ha ha". In addition you need to know that they know.

Some good answers I've heard are "being able to pull out a $20 whenever I reach into my pocket when I want to" "being able to cause anyone to orgasm whilst looking at them and squeezing my pinky finger" "shapeshifting".

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MrK3V
12/05/19 8:44:30 PM
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whatever I imagine, I would get, and wherever it needed it to be, in case where I was wasn't appropriate.

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LordFarquad1312
12/05/19 8:45:50 PM
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How much do they need to find out for me to die? Just the fact that I have a power or the specifics?

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Shelhamer92
12/05/19 8:46:25 PM
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Being able to fabricate a bulletproof story on demand.

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DrizztLink
12/05/19 8:47:01 PM
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I can make people think about dicks whenever I want.

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OffTempo
12/05/19 8:48:58 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
How much do they need to find out for me to die? Just the fact that I have a power or the specifics?
They need to know that you have a power and what it does roughly. If the power is to rearrange the molecules around you to turn air into water and manipulate it, all they'd need to know is "he can create water out of air and control both". Also you need to know that they know by them telling you. Or if somebody knows you have powers tells you that they know.

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OffTempo
12/05/19 8:49:50 PM
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Shelhamer92 posted...
Being able to fabricate a bulletproof story on demand.
Like people just believe whatever you say?

DrizztLink posted...
I can make people think about dicks whenever I want.
What does that do for you or anyone??

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konokonohamaru
12/05/19 8:50:52 PM
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The power to save and load. That way if anyone starts to get suspicious I can just reload
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DrizztLink
12/05/19 8:52:59 PM
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OffTempo posted...
What does that do for you or anyone??
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America.

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OffTempo
12/05/19 8:53:43 PM
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konokonohamaru posted...
The power to save and load. That way if anyone starts to get suspicious I can just reload
Thats a dangerous game you're playing. What if you save right before someone tells you? How often are you saving? Or are we talking autosave?

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OffTempo
12/05/19 8:54:18 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America.
You free to do whatever you want within the law but what the fuck does that power do? Whats your endgame with it?

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theAteam
12/05/19 8:54:55 PM
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Immortality.

It would be tough to prove conclusively but also if I wanted to die I could.

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konokonohamaru
12/05/19 8:55:13 PM
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OffTempo posted...

Thats a dangerous game you're playing. What if you save right before someone tells you? How often are you saving? Or are we talking autosave?

Obviously I'd have multiple save slots.
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CanuckCowboy
12/05/19 8:56:08 PM
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MrK3V posted...
whatever I imagine, I would get, and wherever it needed it to be, in case where I was wasn't appropriate.

This. Including erasing peoples super short term memory.

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NoMeLx22x
12/05/19 8:56:38 PM
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Mind manipulation. That way I can manipulate minds to do whatever I want and then if someone thinks they know my power I manipulate their mind so they now don't know my power.

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OffTempo
12/05/19 9:00:48 PM
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Like Jean Grey. I would put a blocker in everyone's mind to never think about me having powers. And bam you can do literally anything with that power.

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KogaSteelfang
12/05/19 9:02:13 PM
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There was a topic a long time ago that linked to a random power generator. My first attempt got me probability Lord, the ability to dictate what happens. I'll set the probability of being found out to zero and go on my merry way.

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DrizztLink
12/05/19 9:03:34 PM
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OffTempo posted...
You free to do whatever you want within the law but what the fuck does that power do? Whats your endgame with it?
Make people think about dicks.

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Mistere Man
12/05/19 9:07:00 PM
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The power to heal other people (as many as I want at a time) of anything wrong with them.

Like for example I saw a lady with a wheelchair bound 12 year old that had severe brain damage and basically had the mind of a toddler at 12. I want to be able to heal his brain damage without anyone knowing it was me. Lets say I can send invisible healing energy into a person or persons that releases slowly or later and starts to repair their body and mind.

Even if they find it is me I hope that when I die the healings stay as that would be a good reason to die.

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OffTempo
12/05/19 9:10:24 PM
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I'd probably choose the power to make people extremely apathetic, motivated/passionate. I want a raise? Bam boss is now going to give me one. Don't want to work overtime? Bam boss doesn't care anymore. I want to be president (I actually wouldn't want to), bam I make the entire country like me.

Close second would be shapeshifting. Play your cards right and no one, not even the government would know.

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/05/19 9:11:57 PM
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The ability to lift any object by waggling my eyebrows, only I have to be several miles away.
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MrResetti
12/05/19 9:13:50 PM
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OffTempo
12/05/19 9:14:50 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
The power to heal other people (as many as I want at a time) of anything wrong with them.

Like for example I saw a lady with a wheelchair bound 12 year old that had severe brain damage and basically had the mind of a toddler at 12. I want to be able to heal his brain damage without anyone knowing it was me. Lets say I can send invisible healing energy into a person or persons that releases slowly or later and starts to repair their body and mind.

Even if they find it is me I hope that when I die the healings stay as that would be a good reason to die.
Aww... Wholesome answer dude, of course. Whatever healing you've done will last even after death.

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Mistere Man
12/05/19 9:15:26 PM
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Another cool power would be access to the akashic records whenever you wanted.

All human or possibly more history at your beckoning.

Just tell people you are psychic or something.

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OffTempo
12/05/19 9:15:57 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
The ability to lift any object by waggling my eyebrows, only I have to be several miles away.
Do you HAVE to be several miles away? Or can you use it from far away if you want? Otherwise it gets super inconvenient if you're moving or helping a friend moving.

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Tyranthraxus
12/05/19 9:17:15 PM
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I'll take Wisdom of Solomon from Shazam's power pool.

Nobody is going to be able to find out I have that.

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OffTempo
12/05/19 9:17:20 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
Another cool power would be access to the akashic records whenever you wanted.

All human or possibly more history at your beckoning.

Just tell people you are psychic or something.
The akashic is just a theory though. Gaining all human knowledge works though.

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OffTempo
12/05/19 9:18:34 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I'll take Wisdom of Solomon from Shazam's power pool.

Nobody is going to be able to find out I have that.
Good answer. I suppose you could still be at risk from comic book buffs.

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Mistere Man
12/05/19 9:20:46 PM
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OffTempo posted...
The akashic is just a theory though. Gaining all human knowledge works though.
That's fine I just remembered it being called that before, still healing others is my first choice.

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Chicken
12/05/19 9:22:48 PM
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Cock vision

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OffTempo
12/05/19 9:24:23 PM
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Chicken posted...
Cock vision
Do chickens have good eyesight or something?

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PiOverlord
12/05/19 9:26:15 PM
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The strength of 5 million men. If anyone asks, I'll just say I workout.

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TimmyJimBims
12/05/19 9:31:13 PM
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Power to fully interact/communicate with the dead to see how Pi enjoys being dead

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Mistere Man
12/05/19 9:33:13 PM
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TimmyJimBims posted...
Power to fully interact/communicate with the dead to see how Pi enjoys being dead
What happened to Pi?

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Touch
12/05/19 9:33:39 PM
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Mistere Man
12/05/19 9:35:33 PM
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Touch posted...
Hindsight
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gdbjw27QPJQ

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TimmyJimBims
12/05/19 9:36:02 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
What happened to Pi?
He dies because everyone in the world would know he has super strength

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FabIemaster
12/05/19 9:36:25 PM
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The power to make everyone shit their pants.

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KILBOTz
12/05/19 9:36:50 PM
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reality manipulation.

reality is now changed such that no one can figure out i have powers

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Mistere Man
12/05/19 9:37:08 PM
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TimmyJimBims posted...
He dies because everyone in the world would know he has super strength
https://giphy.com/gifs/12tqwa244SMpSE

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PiOverlord
12/05/19 9:37:47 PM
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TimmyJimBims posted...
He dies because everyone in the world would know he has super strength
but I said I'll just tell everyone I workout. They'll never know.

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IHeartRadiation
12/05/19 9:38:28 PM
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The ability to retreat into my own pocket dimension where time does not pass in this world, I am immortal and I can experiment in countless different versions of reality, like generating a reality where a game show contestant randomly decides to spit in the hosts' mouth and for some reason it was kept on air.

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Rika_Furude
12/05/19 9:38:56 PM
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The power to have any computer I desire be infested with ransomware, in a way thats untraceable to me

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OffTempo
12/05/19 9:40:47 PM
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FabIemaster posted...
The power to make everyone shit their pants.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"No officer whatever could the reason be?"
"Don't get smart with me- oh shit...


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TheMikh
12/05/19 9:45:39 PM
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super power but if anyone finds out you die.
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar in a nutshell tbqh

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OffTempo
12/05/19 9:54:32 PM
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TheMikh posted...
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar in a nutshell tbqh
Not surprised to see that this was written by Roald Dahl. Henry Sugar sounds like a Roald Dahl character.

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Shotgunnova
12/05/19 10:21:10 PM
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I'll take one Omniscience, please.

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OffTempo
12/05/19 10:23:29 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
I'll take one Omniscience, please.
Whats the point of living if you know everything?

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Shotgunnova
12/05/19 10:31:33 PM
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OffTempo posted...
Whats the point of living if you know everything?
Living? How do you know I'm not a lich?

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