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Pepys Monster
12/04/19 1:32:55 PM
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I remember when I was first single, I felt like a zoo gorilla that was released into the wild, and everybody was like "you're free now. You can do anything you want." And I would metaphorically sit in the same spot, wondering where my food was. Now, I have multiple females I can booty call, and I'm at the top of my game. Today, I'm bringing a hot girl to my holiday work party, and tomorrow, I'm hanging out with my hot friend who I go way back with. If I was with my ex fiancee, she would not allow me to hang out with them.

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TheMikh
12/04/19 1:34:47 PM
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commitment is like a job; being single is like entrepreneurship

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Gobstoppers12
12/04/19 1:35:38 PM
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Did you ever get that creepy follow-up shot of that 4/10 cashier? You said you'd ask her to take a picture with you next time.

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Vermander
12/04/19 1:35:40 PM
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The events in the topic likely transpired actually as factual circumstances in reality.

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Pepys Monster
12/04/19 1:38:52 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Did you ever get that creepy follow-up shot of that 4/10 cashier? You said you'd ask her to take a picture with you next time.
I haven't seen her again, but tbh, I would just ask for her number next time. I could possibly pull off a picture by saying she looks just like my friend, but IDK.

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