Current Events > I'm not really a pizza snob but California Pizza Kitchen has the worst pizza

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Real talk this shit is hot garbage. Its unnecessarily chewy. Too much bread to sauce/cheese ratio. I would take any other pizza place over this. It makes Little Caesars look like a 5 star pizza joint.
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Their frozen pizzas are good
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Little Caesars IS the best tasting national chain.
But yeah - CPK is garbage. Thin crust is usually garbage, unless you're going to a nice, Neopolitan style pizza place. CPK is probably one of the worst things next to Pizza Hut.

Haven't had it but I doubt it'll dethrone Sbarro for my worst pick.
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Gafemage posted...

Haven't had it but I doubt it'll dethrone Sbarro for my worst pick.

The office got CPK for lunch. I'd much rather have the Sbarro from the casino across the street lol Sbarro is trash but CPK is worse.
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Well yeah. All the great pizza on the east coast and in the midwest. Why eat the slop they make over on the worst coast?
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I think it's great.
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I had it in Vegas once and have to agree, I'd take Sbarro or Little Caesar's over that crap any day.
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lilORANG posted...

Well yeah. All the great pizza on the east coast and in the midwest. Why eat the slop they make over on the worst coast?

Smh all the east coast has is pizza
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Hey there youtube, uh Stu here, back again with another video uh. today im gonna be unboxing and reviewing, california pizza kitchen, uh, limited edition chipotle spicy chicken, crispy thin crust, uh, says it right there, uh, as you can see, uh, looks pretty good. uh, i dunno if you guys can see that, will that focus? is that gonna focus for me? uh, focus? focus? here we go, foc- focus, focus, fooocus, ok yeah its focused, uh. Grilled white meat chicken, roasted corn, black beans, poblano peppers, fire roasted red and yellow peppers, kil-kilan- kilantro, mozz-mozzuhrella, parmis- parmesan, aus-asiago, and, ro, romano cheeses, and a spicy chip-otle lime sauce on a crispy, thin crust. *breathes* I dont like spicy foods, so im really hoping this isnt too spicy. uh, my dad got the wrong kind, um. i asked him for the barbecue chicken pizza, he got spicy chipotle, but its ok, he told me to just bite the bullet as they say, uhh. so thatswhat im, gonna do, uh, so ive already kinda cracked this open for convenience sake, uh we can just pull the rest of this *zip* damn it it ripped. it ripped, uh, hang on *sound of stu struggling with the box* Mmh. Ahh hh . hmmmmmm. Hhh What the heck? This doesnt look, anything like the picture. This doesnt look anything like the picture! This ones going straight in the garbage, heeh no just kidding, uh im gonna cook it, uh, im not one to waste food, so ill come back with the review. see you guys. hey youtube uh, back again, uh, so now were doing the review portion, we got the pizza right here first of all, it um, it doesnt look anything like uh the one on the box. it still looks pretty good but it doesnt look like the one on the box. so uh, minus one point for that. um, my mom would not help me cut it so im just gonna have to, uh, eat it, here, like this, uh, i c- i dont know how to cut it. so, its got some chicken, some good stuff on there, uh, im just gonna take a bite *crunch* *chew* *smack* *crunch* *chew* *smack* *smack* *crunch* *chew* *crunch* *smack smack smack* *crunch* *chew* *crunch* *chew* *smack* Mm. Thats pretty good. I was worried it would be too spicy but, id give it a, 10 out of 10. *crunch* *chew* Phenomenal. I- Yeah, definitely buy california pizza kitchen, um, Spicy chipotle chicken i think it was called. Yeah this is fantastic. Hoh. *crunch* *smack* Alright catch you guys later.

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Conflict posted...

Lol

I kNoW So LOlL WoRTHy CUz PApA JoHnAS AnD PiZZa HuT R SEW GOOD

Totino's is where it's at.

Haven't had it in years.

But I started buying it again when I seen that they had the square kind.

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Anyway when I first saw California Pizza Kitchen a few years ago in stores I thought it was like some fancy pizza that costs $10 a slice.

I mean how much is a slice or whole pizza in California ?

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I hear it's actually uncommon to buy single slices of Pizza out rest...

Also that Pizza looks like a large cracker with pizza stuff on top.
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bobbaaay posted...

Little Caesars IS the best tasting national chain.

Agreed. Especially with that cheese jalapeno dipping sauce for the crust.
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SiO4 posted...

I hear it's actually uncommon to buy single slices of Pizza out rest...

Also that Pizza looks like a large cracker with pizza stuff on top.

I'll buy a single slice if I'm out downtown drinking. But other than that you everywhere here you have to drive to get pizza. Who tf is gonna drive to get a slice of pizza when you can get a whole pie?
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Smashingpmkns posted...

I'll buy a single slice if I'm out downtown drinking. But other than that you everywhere here you have to drive to get pizza. Who tf is gonna drive to get a slice of pizza when you can get a whole pie?

People who stop just for a quick lunch who doesn't want a burger or chicken.

But mostly they get gas station pizza called hunk-a-pizza.

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Smashingpmkns posted...

SiO4 posted...

I hear it's actually uncommon to buy single slices of Pizza out rest...

Also that Pizza looks like a large cracker with pizza stuff on top.

I'll buy a single slice if I'm out downtown drinking. But other than that you everywhere here you have to drive to get pizza. Who tf is gonna drive to get a slice of pizza when you can get a whole pie?

Sometimes you're just driving or walking by, and want a slice.
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SiO4 posted...

Sometimes you're just driving or walking by, and want a slice.

I thought this was common in NYC?... or any city?

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Any of ya'll got any Racca's by you? Their pizza is hella good.
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bobbaaay posted...

Little Caesars IS the best tasting national chain.

Lulz

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

SiO4 posted...

Sometimes you're just driving or walking by, and want a slice.

I thought this was common in NYC?... or any city?

Ya, that's the point. That's why I am surprised Pizza buy the slice is somewhat rare out west.
Or, at least so I've heard.
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SiO4 posted...

Ya, that's the point. That's why I am surprised Pizza buy the slice is somewhat rare out west.
Or, at least so I've heard.

Yea like who's gonna walk down the street carrying and eating on a whole pizza.

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Conflict posted...

Lol

Not really. CE is the only place I've ever been where people are basic enough to actually eat Pizza Hut or Papa Johns. sooo fuck off

Smashingpmkns posted...

lilORANG posted...

Well yeah. All the great pizza on the east coast and in the midwest. Why eat the slop they make over on the worst coast?

Smh all the east coast has is pizza

Some guy from Jersey tried to talk me into trying a pork roll. Gross.
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Conflict posted...

"Basic" while he claims a budget, low quality pizza is "the best national pizza". I'm just waiting for you to say DiGiornos is better than any hand-tossed pizza next

You're a hopeless moron, seriously. Everything goes over your fucking head

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

SiO4 posted...

Ya, that's the point. That's why I am surprised Pizza buy the slice is somewhat rare out west.
Or, at least so I've heard.

Yea like who's gonna walk down the street carrying and eating on a whole pizza.

I dont live in a commuter city. I would have to go drive to a pizza place and pass by a bunch of different places I could get lunch at. When I go to a beach in California or something that's a different story though.

Though there is one spot here I would sometimes go to lunch at for a slice of pizza but it's out of the way.
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Agreed, CPK is trash.
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Smashingpmkns posted...

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

SiO4 posted...

Ya, that's the point. That's why I am surprised Pizza buy the slice is somewhat rare out west.
Or, at least so I've heard.

Yea like who's gonna walk down the street carrying and eating on a whole pizza.

I dont live in a commuter city. I would have to go drive to a pizza place and pass by a bunch of different places I could get lunch at. When I go to a beach in California or something that's a different story though.

Though there is one spot here I would sometimes go to lunch at for a slice of pizza but it's out of the way.

Ya, I was just thinking, I have 4-5 pizza places near men, within a 22 min walk. But really 22 is stretched out for the last one. I have two that are with 10mins, and two that are a little further. The last is about 22 mins. And there are two near the last one...but imo are not as good as the other 4-5 mentioned.
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