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Frostmourne
12/02/19 11:34:52 PM
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It's my ultimate curse that god gave me. He was like let's give this one a small D. He won't be using it. <_<

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MedeaLysistrata
12/02/19 11:35:28 PM
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Karma post
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Flockaveli
12/02/19 11:36:43 PM
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Women are starting to come around to it.

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greatmonkeybaby
12/02/19 11:39:50 PM
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Frostmourne posted...
It's my ultimate curse that god gave me. He was like let's give this one a small D. He won't be using it. <_<


Sucks to be you, get good
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qwertyuio1
12/02/19 11:46:43 PM
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Small D + no nuts = TC possibly has that micropenis thing going on
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Mistere Man
12/02/19 11:52:28 PM
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Probably still bigger than mine.
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jkiteym
12/03/19 1:06:32 AM
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Ya mines only 4 inches erect, I even measured it.
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greatmonkeybaby
12/03/19 1:47:39 AM
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jkiteym posted...
Ya mines only 4 inches erect, I even measured it.


greatmonkeybaby posted...
Frostmourne posted...
It's my ultimate curse that god gave me. He was like let's give this one a small D. He won't be using it. <_<


Sucks to be you, get good


#gitgud
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Mistere Man
12/03/19 1:50:38 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob8WToOcvEs

Sorry it is in credits form but it is the only version I can find.
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NOM
12/03/19 1:52:46 AM
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Do PE. Get an ADS and a pump, start there. Eventually move on to hanging when you have enough experience.

A few years of consistency will yield 1-2 increase in size.
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Mistere Man
12/03/19 1:55:51 AM
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NOM posted...
Do PE. Get an ADS and a pump, start there. Eventually move on to hanging when you have enough experience.

A few years of consistency will yield 1-2 increase in size.

Hanging?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=40kvaRggBvc&t=6
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qwertyuio1
12/03/19 3:44:14 AM
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NOM posted...
Do PE. Get an ADS and a pump, start there. Eventually move on to hanging when you have enough experience.

A few years of consistency will yield 1-2 increase in size.


Dang like hang yourself from your thang? Ouch!
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qwertyuio1
12/03/19 3:48:59 AM
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HellRatUFO posted...
Cheer up, people with small weenies can go onto achieve great things. Just ask Seth Rollins.


@HellRatUFO Seth Rollins is that you?
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MabusIncarnate
12/03/19 3:50:14 AM
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It's because you tried to look at your mom in the shower

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qwertyuio1
12/03/19 3:51:32 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
It's because you tried to look at your mom in the shower


Holy sheet usually I'd post Ashton Kutcher yelling "BURN!" but that roast is actually pretty brutal fam LMAO
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ZevLoveDOOM
12/03/19 3:51:44 AM
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maybe he was drunk when he created you, i dunno... *shrugs*
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qwertyuio1
12/03/19 3:51:57 AM
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HellRatUFO posted...
qwertyuio1 posted...
HellRatUFO posted...
Cheer up, people with small weenies can go onto achieve great things. Just ask Seth Rollins.


@HellRatUFO Seth Rollins is that you?


No, my dick is too big for me to be Seth Rollins according to CEs feedback on my selfies.



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greatmonkeybaby
12/03/19 6:12:28 AM
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HellRatUFO posted...
qwertyuio1 posted...
HellRatUFO posted...
Cheer up, people with small weenies can go onto achieve great things. Just ask Seth Rollins.


@HellRatUFO Seth Rollins is that you?


No, my dick is too big for me to be Seth Rollins according to CEs feedback on my selfies.


howd you get away with nudes on here?
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
12/04/19 10:06:58 AM
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