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YoshitoKikuchi
12/01/19 6:58:03 PM
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So that there is more of a build and reason to the sex?
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Bad_Mojo
12/01/19 6:59:09 PM
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I agree

And they don't even dirty talk all that much either. I want it to seem natural

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HylianFox
12/01/19 7:00:17 PM
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Please, most porn plots already go like

"Hey"
"Hey"
"Where's the wife?"
"Out shopping"
"Wanna fuck?"
"I totally shouldn't, but OK"

*fucks*

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1337toothbrush
12/01/19 7:00:58 PM
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TheMikh
12/01/19 7:03:01 PM
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the moment the pretense that a plot was needed was no longer required, plot was dropped

the 80s/90s were probably the cutoff point with respect to this
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Blo
12/01/19 7:04:04 PM
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They should do porn without sex

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EffectAndCause
12/01/19 7:04:07 PM
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You had me at hello. GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK
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HylianFox
12/01/19 7:05:18 PM
#8:


Blo posted...
They should do porn without sex


not gonna lie, sometimes I'm done while they're still kissing
:/

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/01/19 7:15:17 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Please, most porn plots already go like

"Hey"
"Hey"
"Where's the wife?"
"Out shopping"
"Wanna fuck?"
"I totally shouldn't, but OK"

*fucks*


They could make it more interesting than that
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HylianFox
12/01/19 7:15:53 PM
#10:


YoshitoKikuchi posted...
They could make it more interesting than that


then go watch a soap opera

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p-m
12/01/19 7:27:38 PM
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Some pornos from the 70s and 80s have great plots and cinematography, it's a lost art.
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au_gold
12/01/19 7:32:47 PM
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Thats why I enjoyed Game of Thrones so much.

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HylianFox
12/01/19 7:33:30 PM
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au_gold posted...
Thats why I enjoyed Game of Thrones so much.


anything with naked Jason Momoa in it is ok by me

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Garioshi
12/01/19 7:39:06 PM
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A majority of hentai runtime is usually dialogue.

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/01/19 8:01:28 PM
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Garioshi posted...
A majority of hentai runtime is usually dialogue.


True
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electricbugs2
12/01/19 8:02:58 PM
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If anything they need less plot.

Some of the stories I've seen make me lose focus because I'm too busy laughing at how stupid they are.

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Gamerguymass
12/01/19 8:06:28 PM
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What's up with all the topics about porn in the past few hours?

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/01/19 10:16:31 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
What's up with all the topics about porn in the past few hours?


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Questionmarktarius
12/01/19 10:38:34 PM
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Blo posted...
They should do porn without sex

There's always Birdemic, I guess.
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cmiller4642
12/01/19 10:39:43 PM
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Waiting for the Hallmark Christmas movie porn parody
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Skye Reynolds
12/01/19 10:41:53 PM
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This is why I like literotica. The characterization and buildup give it meaning.
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pegusus123456
12/01/19 10:42:20 PM
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PureTaboo is actually good for this.
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Gobstoppers12
12/01/19 10:50:42 PM
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There needs to be more of a market for longer, higher-quality pornography with hollywood-tier acting, writing, and camera work. I know it's hard to find good actors and writers to throw their talents behind something as pedestrian as porn, but with enough effort they could be at the top of an industry that draws billions of dollars a year.
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/02/19 4:07:52 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
There needs to be more of a market for longer, higher-quality pornography with hollywood-tier acting, writing, and camera work. I know it's hard to find good actors and writers to throw their talents behind something as pedestrian as porn, but with enough effort they could be at the top of an industry that draws billions of dollars a year.


That sounds cool
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Gamerguymass
12/02/19 5:27:19 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
There needs to be more of a market for longer, higher-quality pornography with hollywood-tier acting, writing, and camera work. I know it's hard to find good actors and writers to throw their talents behind something as pedestrian as porn, but with enough effort they could be at the top of an industry that draws billions of dollars a year.


I have the filet mignon you ordered....

Keeping it classy.

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