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_Matchabuu_
11/29/19 6:56:09 PM
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TheDreadedWave
11/29/19 6:56:44 PM
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Hot

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PlsGodDontBanMe
11/29/19 6:56:53 PM
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Yeah, i knew you werent going to leave.

need too much attention.

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malenz
11/29/19 6:56:54 PM
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what
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Ranting Nord
11/29/19 6:58:21 PM
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Hello nurse.

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Ivynn
11/29/19 6:58:45 PM
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Can you check this growth on my elbow? It feels liquidy.
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a-c-a-b
11/29/19 6:59:15 PM
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Can you hook me up with some drugs, nurse _Matchabuu_?
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Umbreon
11/29/19 6:59:15 PM
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Ranting Nord posted...
Hello nurse.


Beat me to it....
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fhqwhgads
11/29/19 6:59:49 PM
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Guess you can't resist CE huh
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Parappa09
11/29/19 6:59:50 PM
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malenz
11/29/19 6:59:57 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Can you...

rip
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DrizztLink
11/29/19 7:02:23 PM
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I pooped on myself.

And also the bed.

And the table.

Actually, it'll be faster if I tell you what hasn't been pooped on.

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TheDreadedWave
11/29/19 7:05:03 PM
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
Yeah, i knew you werent going to leave.


fhqwhgads posted...
Guess you can't resist CE huh
I mean she never said she was leaving

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_Matchabuu_
11/29/19 7:06:54 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I pooped on myself.

And also the bed.

And the table.

Actually, it'll be faster if I tell you what hasn't been pooped on.


most of my nights in a nutshell LMAOOOOOOOO


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ssj3vegeta
11/29/19 7:10:18 PM
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electricbugs2
11/29/19 7:13:43 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
most of my nights in a nutshell LMAOOOOOOOO
I'm always grateful that the two times my dad was in hospital long term he was a near perfect patient in this regard. Sure he was a grouchy old man, but in two extended stays in the hospital he never once shit himself, or on anything.

And that was with dementia and all.

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DirkDiggles
11/29/19 7:18:18 PM
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lol. Every time I was in the hospital, I'd get nurses that say their name, "Hello, I'm xxxxx xxxxx and I'll be your nurse for tonight." And I'd be like, "Hello, I'm xxxx xxxxx, and I'll be your patient tonight." I'd always get a good chuckle out of them.
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gunplagirl
11/29/19 7:18:55 PM
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I can't see my nurse

I've gone blind :'(

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Ivynn
11/29/19 7:19:55 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I pooped on myself.

And also the bed.

And the table.

Actually, it'll be faster if I tell you what hasn't been pooped on.

Your....mom?
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MrPeppers
11/29/19 7:21:02 PM
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I/Os q hour and please limit intake to 3 liters max please and thank you!

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DrizztLink
11/29/19 7:25:20 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Your....mom?
My mom's a nurse, take a wild fuckin' guess.

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smo86
11/29/19 7:50:33 PM
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
Yeah, i knew you werent going to leave.

need too much attention.


no more attention seeking than making edgelord comments in every single topic she makes

you are obsessed and have a real problem
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_Matchabuu_
11/29/19 8:58:32 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
My mom's a nurse, take a wild fuckin' guess.


loooooool

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KogaSteelfang
11/29/19 9:01:57 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
I'm always grateful that the two times my dad was in hospital long term he was a near perfect patient in this regard. Sure he was a grouchy old man, but in two extended stays in the hospital he never once shit himself, or on anything.

And that was with dementia and all.
A couple years ago my dad had an aneurism rupture, it nearly killed him. While he hospitalized they had to keep him strapped down because the medication made him super violent towards anyone.

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RescueBC
11/29/19 9:03:16 PM
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A have a...growth that needs checked out...
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CyricZ
11/29/19 9:03:56 PM
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Yay ^_^

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viewmaster_pi
11/29/19 9:05:00 PM
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Are you a yandere nurse

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CanuckCowboy
11/29/19 9:24:14 PM
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Lets pretend in alan alda in mash and youre any nurse.

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Stagmar
11/29/19 9:58:45 PM
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RescueBC posted...
A have a...growth that needs checked out...
I imagine theyll have to amputate.

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UIti
11/29/19 9:59:26 PM
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Stagmar posted...
RescueBC posted...
A have a...growth that needs checked out...
I imagine theyll have to amputate.


Maybe it needs cpr
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Ryuko_Chan
11/29/19 10:02:39 PM
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ah the cycle of life
attention whore > talk about leaving > attention whore > talk about leaving > on and on
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RescueBC
11/29/19 10:19:39 PM
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Ryuko_Chan posted...
ah the cycle of life
attention whore > talk about leaving > attention whore > talk about leaving > on and on

Dont talk to my nurse like that...
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ThGrHe
11/29/19 10:22:59 PM
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Why not be a doctor?
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_Matchabuu_
11/29/19 10:29:06 PM
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ThGrHe posted...
Why not be a doctor?
no financial support

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ThGrHe
11/29/19 10:33:18 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
ThGrHe posted...
Why not be a doctor?
no financial support

Make a series of highly leveraged investments
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_Matchabuu_
11/29/19 10:37:05 PM
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ThGrHe posted...
Make a series of highly leveraged investments
Hmmmm

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smo86
11/29/19 10:49:32 PM
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Ryuko_Chan posted...
ah the cycle of life
attention whore > talk about leaving > attention whore > talk about leaving > on and on


this is the dumbest post i've ever seen

as if there are people that post on a message board that don't want to draw attention to their topics or posts

give me a break

calling someone an attention whore on CE is probably the weakest form of trolling there is. it's a non-starter
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_Matchabuu_
11/30/19 4:35:03 AM
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wow Im in charge tonight

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Foppe
11/30/19 4:40:15 AM
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Got pills?

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teepan95
11/30/19 5:07:33 AM
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Nurse, it hurts when I do this:

*exists*
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CosmicShadows
11/30/19 5:11:50 AM
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Yeah my shoulders are killing me from lifting 350 pound weights. Can i get a massage? <_<

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FuneralFroth
11/30/19 5:21:35 AM
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Im here for my suppository

In my ass
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treewojima
11/30/19 5:40:09 AM
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scrubs make me shriek in fear and kick violently, please remove them before entering my room
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_Matchabuu_
11/30/19 10:05:51 PM
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Hospital is CLOSED for the night take ya sick unwashed asses home *takes off work clothes*

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FuneralFroth
11/30/19 10:10:12 PM
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If i wash my ass, can the hospital open again or nah?
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_Matchabuu_
11/30/19 10:20:57 PM
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Nah man. We done

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PleaseClap
11/30/19 10:22:11 PM
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Please I need my medication
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Stagmar
12/01/19 9:00:11 AM
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American hospitals close at night? Weird.

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