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This is sure to be a dumb idea.

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Let's do this error. And don't hold back

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glitteringfairy posted...

Let's do this error. And don't hold back

When I first read some of Sir Glitteringfairy's hate sheets, I found myself at a total loss for words. Okay, not really; you're about to read a whole heck of a lot of words I wrote in response. Unless you share my view that for all Sir Glitteringfairy's bombast about freedom, liberty, and tolerance, he still wants to manipulate everything and everybody, there's no need for you to hear me further. I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not afraid to say that if we're not careful, Sir Glitteringfairy's debauched, cuckoo jobations will throw us into a third world war in the coming days. I can easily see Sir Glitteringfairy performing the following nocent, feckless acts. First, he will pit race against race, religion against religion, and country against country. Then, he will deface a social fabric that was already deteriorating. I do not profess to know how likely is the eventuality I have outlined, but it is a distinct possibility to be kept in mind.

Sir Glitteringfairy's sycophants' thinking is fenced in by many constraints. Their minds are not free because they dare not be. I suppose we could get Sir Glitteringfairy to shut up by introducing disease, ignorance, squalor, idleness, and want into affluent neighborhoods. Obviously, that Sir Glitteringfairy-esque scheme is akin to throwing out the baby with the bath water. Let me propose instead that we prevent Sir Glitteringfairy's temeritous histrionics from spreading like a malignant tumor. I suppose another good option, though, would be to operate on today's realnot tomorrow's idealpolitical terrain. In either case, when one examines the ramifications of letting Sir Glitteringfairy ensure that all of the news we receive is filtered through a narrow ideological prism, one finds a preponderance of evidence leading to the conclusion that he has repeatedly threatened to retain an institution which, twist and turn as you like, is and remains a disgrace to humanity. Maybe that's just for maximum scaremongering effect. Or maybe it's because Sir Glitteringfairy decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that he fears because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility. Does anybody else feel the way I do, or am I alone in my disgust with Sir Glitteringfairy?

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What's up Error
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Don't copy and paste some shit about me like you did post 3.

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hey
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Mod abuse

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My body is ready.

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Apodyopsist posted...

What's up Error

I feel I must assert my freedom to comment on an important public issue that The Hon. Apodyopsist has thrust into the vortex of public comment. The following paragraphs are intended as an initial, open-ended sketch of how bad the current situation is. I urge you to pay very close attention to his power-hungry pranks. Once you do, I am in no doubt that you will see what the rest of us clearly can, that The Hon. Apodyopsist has been trying for some time to convince people that he exudes gentleness and peace. Don't believe his hype! The Hon. Apodyopsist has just been offering that line as a means to propound ideas that are widely perceived as representing outright serfism.

When a friend wants to drive inebriated, you try to stop him. Well, The Hon. Apodyopsist is drunk with power, which is why we must tell the story that we're still a long way from being able to look at our situation realistically and from a viewpoint that takes in the whole picture. But there is a bigger story, too: a story of hatred and intolerance, a story that quite some time ago, The Hon. Apodyopsist called a group of highly respected, dignified people, grotty gilly-gaupuses just because they refused to join his army of sick, detestable aretalogers. He avers that such childish insults don't represent who he really is. I, speaking as someone who is not a clueless, orgulous heresiarch, insist that it's clear to anyone who heard The Hon. Apodyopsist say such things that they represent exactly who he is. It is also clear that he claims that once he has approved of something it can't possibly be rapacious. That claim is preposterous and, to use The Hon. Apodyopsist's own language, overtly muddleheaded. No history can justify it. Now that you've read my entire letter, I hope you've concluded that my plan to deal with The Hon. Apodyopsist appropriately is deserving of serious consideration.

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Veggeta X posted...

Don't copy and paste some shit about me like you did post 3.

ok

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MI4 REAL posted...

hey

A few of the things I'm about to say may offend some people, as the truth invariably does, but it's critical that I be honest about how MI4 REAL maintains a cozy relationship with vain pinchfists. To begin with an illustrative case, MI4 REAL has tossed just about every crackpot conspiracy theory into a delusional stew, starting with his declaration that the Universe belongs to him by right. If he were more a rational individual, he'd simply admit that to MI4 REAL's mind, his bons mots are intelligent, commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary people. So that means that he was chosen by God as the trustee of His wishes and desires, right? No, not right. The truth is that in the Old Testament, the Book of Kings relates how the priests of Baal were slain for deceiving the people. I'm not suggesting that there be any contemporary parallel involving MI4 REAL, but MI4 REAL should learn to appreciate what he has instead of feeling so oppressed because he can't do everything he wants every time he wants to.

MI4 REAL's publicity stunts are temperamental. They're unnecessary. They're counterproductive. Whenever I encounter them I think that MI4 REAL has long wanted to prevent anyone from stating publicly that I, speaking as someone who is not a cocky, cold-blooded yutz, am proud that I'm not among the number of psychotic palookas of this world. Why do I bring that up? Because by studying his repression of ideas in its extreme, unambiguous form one may more clearly understand why MI4 REAL says he's obligated to turn over our country to diversivolent traitors. Sure, MI4 REAL may lack the vision and courage to pronounce the truth and renounce the lies, but let's not allow him off the hook by pretending that he doesn't have a choice in the matter. In summary, laughable saboteurs have a vision that some day they will steal our birthrights. And nobody expresses that vision with more clarity, conviction, and power than MI4 REAL.

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So is he copy and pasting?
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Easy.

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Hit me
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fan357 posted...

Mod abuse

The writing process for this letter, which I started many months ago, was intended to be therapy in the face of the looming realization that Fan357 is trying to sell us a pig in a poke. The first thing I want to bring up is that in the Old Testament, the Book of Kings relates how the priests of Baal were slain for deceiving the people. I'm not suggesting that there be any contemporary parallel involving Fan357, but Fan357's brand of tokenism focuses on granting more power to profligate yokels (especially the haughty type) regardless of the implication for others. Fan357-inspired tokenism further advocates that these folks use their newly attained power for good or evil as they individually decide. I, for one, reject this and every other form of tokenism because at no time in the past did combative, misinformed crumbums shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them. To quote someone far wittier than I'll ever be, Fan357 flaunts his personal indiscretions and attitudes in front of everyone else. I sure wish I had said that because that's exactly what I proclaim. Nevertheless, thoseI count myself among themwho accept that Fan357 is one of those fastuous astrologers who quotes the Bible but never reads it do know one thing. We know that you may find it instructive to contrast the things I like with the things that he likes. I like listening to music. Fan357 likes implementing a sneaky parody of justice called Fan357-ism. I like kittens and puppies. Fan357 likes ushering in the beginning of a fatuous new era of egotism. I like spending time with friends. Fan357 likes threatening anyone who's bold enough to state that he wants to prohibit any discussion of her attempts to rewrite history to reflect or magnify an imaginary victimhood. While it is clear why he wants that to be a taboo subject, I like to challenge people to tackle the multinational death machine that Fan357 is currently constructing. I realize that that's a tall order, but knowledge and wisdom are Fan357's enemies. He understands that by limiting education and enlightenment, he can fool more people into believing that students should be molded into change agents to promote his ill-natured, brusque agenda. That's why he feels obligated to dispossess, stress, and dissolve the cultural bonds that keep our society healthy. As a final, parting thought, I assert that we must build a society in which people have a sense of permanence and stability, not chaos and uncertainty. This is a long road and not one for the fainthearted, but if pursued with integrity and conviction it could lead to a world in which people are no longer afraid to lead a jacquerie against Fan357.

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is this about my hugs?
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Sure
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I mean I cant disagree with you.

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Hello

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I got pornstar cardio

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sure

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Do your worst

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Yes yes!! Here here!!
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da heck

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I'm flawless

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Sure
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Man this is bullshit. I want an authentic tear down of my character, not some bot injecting my name into a salad.

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Plot twist: These aren't copy pastas.

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pick me pls

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Don't you already have enough complaints about me? Every time I fucking turn around i'm hit with a moderation for something bullshit.

Nutcase_Johnny posted...

Don't you already have enough complaints about me? Every time I fucking turn around i'm hit with a moderation for something bullshit.

Then stop posting bullshit, easy enough.

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Squall28 posted...

So is he copy and pasting?

I'm thinking some kind of Markov chain complaint generator.

I'm game.

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Guide posted...

Nutcase_Johnny posted...

Don't you already have enough complaints about me? Every time I fucking turn around i'm hit with a moderation for something bullshit.

Then stop posting bullshit, easy enough.

It's bullshit in like their interpretation man.

please

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Error1355 posted...

This is sure to be a dumb idea.

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Do it

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Id rather you not write a paragraph because I probably wont read it.
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Talk dirty to me

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Hey Error!!!

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Looks like Error is a welcher

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