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Garioshi 11/22/19 11:05:32 PM #1: |
Jesus fucking Christ how can I kick this man out
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Doe 11/22/19 11:07:30 PM #2: |
Wow. How long has he been your roommate? Any behavior that alluded to this revelation?
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SmidgeIsntBack 11/22/19 11:08:16 PM #3: |
Seems like a lawyer wouldn't need roommates.
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shnangyboos 11/22/19 11:09:01 PM #5: |
Doubtful.
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Garioshi 11/22/19 11:10:00 PM #6: |
Doe posted...
Wow. How long has he been your roommate? Any behavior that alluded to this revelation?Since the beginning of this semester, I didn't pick him. Even without this, it was pretty obvious he was a fundie. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 11/22/19 11:27:38 PM #7: |
Thinking of pretending I'm gay to get him to move out. How do I act gay?
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Banana_Cyanide 11/22/19 11:42:36 PM #8: |
Garioshi posted...
Thinking of pretending I'm gay to get him to move out. How do I act gay? Glue a dildo to your forehead and wear ass-less chaps. That should do the trick. --- Who knew bananas could be so lethal? Proud member of The Church of The Man-Emperor of Mankind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 11/22/19 11:45:21 PM #9: |
Banana_Cyanide posted...
The ol' Western unicorn express, but he still would have to at least make out with guys in the room while the roommate is around to drive it home --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 11/22/19 11:46:06 PM #10: |
Watch gay porn in front of him, but you have to reach orgasm while watching it or he won't believe you.
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LadyVyxx 11/22/19 11:47:29 PM #11: |
Every night at 3am when hes dead asleep knock on his door continuously until he open it then proceed to ask him if he'd like to talk about jesus
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codey 11/22/19 11:48:45 PM #12: |
Banana_Cyanide posted...
Garioshi posted...Thinking of pretending I'm gay to get him to move out. How do I act gay? Just a heads up but all chaps are assless, you just have to say chaps --- *runs out of topic naked* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 11/22/19 11:49:05 PM #13: |
Seriously?
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Banana_Cyanide 11/22/19 11:51:00 PM #14: |
Holy fucking shit. I forgot that Chris Evans was in that movie.
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Questionmarktarius 11/22/19 11:52:51 PM #15: |
You could always, you know, just move out of Topeka.
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Banana_Cyanide 11/22/19 11:54:37 PM #16: |
Garioshi posted...
Thinking of pretending I'm gay to get him to move out. How do I act gay? Actually do you know any or are friends with some really buff guys? --- Who knew bananas could be so lethal? Proud member of The Church of The Man-Emperor of Mankind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 11/22/19 11:57:18 PM #17: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
You could always, you know, just move out of Topeka.I'm in Fairfax. Banana_Cyanide posted... Actually do you know any or are friends with some really buff guys?That's gonna be a negative --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/22/19 11:58:39 PM #18: |
Garioshi posted...
I'm in Fairfax. Maybe your roommate should move to Topeka. That's an hour drive. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 11/22/19 11:58:44 PM #19: |
Sorry about the missing e I swear I remember typing it.
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Banana_Cyanide 11/23/19 12:00:25 AM #20: |
That's gonna be a negative Damn. I was also going to suggest that you could dress up like a pimp and have those buff guys grind up against you in front of your roommate. --- Who knew bananas could be so lethal? Proud member of The Church of The Man-Emperor of Mankind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 11/23/19 12:03:59 AM #21: |
Banana_Cyanide posted...
Damn. I was also going to suggest that you could dress up like a pimp and have those buff guys grind up against you in front of your roommate.lmao no Questionmarktarius posted... Maybe your roommate should move to Topeka.Fairfax, VA --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/23/19 12:04:05 AM #22: |
Ask to borrow your roommates bible. Open it to Mark, chapter 11, verses 12 through 14.
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Perascamin 11/23/19 12:04:29 AM #23: |
This seems like something trivial to be upset about. You only just now found out with 2 weeks left in the semester before winter break, and he hasn't bothered you thus far, so why make an issue of it?
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codey 11/23/19 12:09:05 AM #24: |
Perascamin posted...
This seems like something trivial to be upset about. You only just now found out with 2 weeks left in the semester before winter break, and he hasn't bothered you thus far, so why make an issue of it? WUT --- *runs out of topic naked* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Axiom 11/23/19 12:10:33 AM #25: |
Pretending to come out when your roommate is from Westboro is a good way to go to sleep and end up with a knife in your back
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Garioshi 11/23/19 12:12:29 AM #26: |
Axiom posted...
Pretending to come out when your roommate is from Westboro is a good way to go to sleep and end up with a knife in your backHow would you suggest I get him to move out? --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 11/23/19 12:14:33 AM #27: |
Garioshi posted...
How would you suggest I get him to move out?Frame him for a crime --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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smoliske 11/23/19 12:15:34 AM #28: |
Garioshi posted...
How would you suggest I get him to move out?change the locks and put his shit in the hallway ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ultimate reaver 11/23/19 12:15:40 AM #29: |
Garioshi posted...
How would you suggest I get him to move out? Kiss him on the lips and sit on his lap --- butts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Banana_Cyanide 11/23/19 12:16:05 AM #30: |
Garioshi posted...
Axiom posted...Pretending to come out when your roommate is from Westboro is a good way to go to sleep and end up with a knife in your backHow would you suggest I get him to move out? To be honest you don't. Those affiliated with the WBC are not your typical homophobes. They're the type to likely get violent with gay people they catch alone and if you actually try to act gay around him then you are most likely going to get assaulted. On second thought if you somehow catch him saying shit and spread it around that could work. --- Who knew bananas could be so lethal? Proud member of The Church of The Man-Emperor of Mankind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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codey 11/23/19 12:16:27 AM #31: |
Does he have any food allergies? Like shellfish, peanuts, dick, dairy?
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Irony 11/23/19 12:16:49 AM #32: |
ultimate reaver posted...
Kiss him on the lips and sit on his lapThis and take a picture and send it to other members --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heineken14 11/23/19 12:17:01 AM #33: |
Garioshi posted...
Thinking of pretending I'm gay to get him to move out. How do I act gay? Just every time you leave tell him you're going to meet your boyfriend. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 11/23/19 12:17:11 AM #34: |
ultimate reaver posted...
Garioshi posted...How would you suggest I get him to move out? And ask if you can call him Papi --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 11/23/19 12:27:57 AM #35: |
Banana_Cyanide posted...
To be honest you don't.I've been openly atheist with him for, like, a month and my back is knife-free. Do they hate gay people significantly more? --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RickyTheBAWSE 11/23/19 12:29:17 AM #36: |
I remember when co-existing used to be an idea that got pushed. oh well.
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Garioshi 11/23/19 12:34:11 AM #37: |
RickyTheBAWSE posted...
I remember when co-existing used to be an idea that got pushed. oh well.It's not just the fact that he's part of the WBC, he's also really fucking creepy. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 11/23/19 12:35:45 AM #38: |
RickyTheBAWSE posted...
I remember when co-existing used to be an idea that got pushed. oh well. The Westboro Baptist Church is 100% against this notion --- Clean Butt Crew ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheDreadedWave 11/23/19 12:36:01 AM #39: |
Have gay sex with him, that'll show him
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codey 11/23/19 12:48:44 AM #40: |
RickyTheBAWSE posted...
I remember when co-existing used to be an idea that got pushed. oh well. Do you understand who the WBC are? --- *runs out of topic naked* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 11/23/19 12:49:59 AM #41: |
do they even believe in college?
i mean even republicans think its a libby hippy commie hivemind breeding ground, so what would the WBC think? --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 11/23/19 12:51:31 AM #42: |
spudger posted...
i mean even republicans think its a libby hippy commie hivemind breeding ground, so what would the WBC think? Gotta get someone in there to stash Chick Tracts in the restrooms. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 11/23/19 12:53:45 AM #43: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
spudger posted...i mean even republicans think its a libby hippy commie hivemind breeding ground, so what would the WBC think? xD. so thats how its happening! --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Airhammy 11/23/19 12:55:26 AM #44: |
They let people out of that Kansas stronghold? I know many have left the cult.
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Goats 11/23/19 12:59:43 AM #45: |
I didn't even know they were still around. I thought they scurried back under a rock when their rat king died dottler
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Banana_Cyanide 11/23/19 1:01:51 AM #46: |
Garioshi posted...
I've been openly atheist with him for, like, a month and my back is knife-free. Do they hate gay people significantly more? Last I checked yes they do. --- Who knew bananas could be so lethal? Proud member of The Church of The Man-Emperor of Mankind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 11/23/19 9:14:10 AM #47: |
Airhammy posted...
They let people out of that Kansas stronghold? I know many have left the cult.Apparently he's from Sterling --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 11/23/19 9:25:35 AM #48: |
he posted man nipple :(.
whipped topping and cherry. still counts but we're not going to do anything about it. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sphyx 11/23/19 9:57:47 AM #49: |
smoliske posted...
Garioshi posted...How would you suggest I get him to move out?change the locks and put his shit in the hallway Alternatively, you could just shit in his locks. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 11/23/19 10:04:10 AM #50: |
send him phallus photographs a lot
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