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Garioshi
11/22/19 11:05:32 PM
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Jesus fucking Christ how can I kick this man out

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Doe
11/22/19 11:07:30 PM
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Wow. How long has he been your roommate? Any behavior that alluded to this revelation?
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SmidgeIsntBack
11/22/19 11:08:16 PM
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Seems like a lawyer wouldn't need roommates.
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shnangyboos
11/22/19 11:09:01 PM
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Doubtful.

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Garioshi
11/22/19 11:10:00 PM
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Doe posted...
Wow. How long has he been your roommate? Any behavior that alluded to this revelation?
Since the beginning of this semester, I didn't pick him. Even without this, it was pretty obvious he was a fundie.

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Garioshi
11/22/19 11:27:38 PM
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Thinking of pretending I'm gay to get him to move out. How do I act gay?

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Banana_Cyanide
11/22/19 11:42:36 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Thinking of pretending I'm gay to get him to move out. How do I act gay?

Glue a dildo to your forehead and wear ass-less chaps.

That should do the trick.
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gunplagirl
11/22/19 11:45:21 PM
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Banana_Cyanide posted...



The ol' Western unicorn express, but he still would have to at least make out with guys in the room while the roommate is around to drive it home

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Irony
11/22/19 11:46:06 PM
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Watch gay porn in front of him, but you have to reach orgasm while watching it or he won't believe you.

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LadyVyxx
11/22/19 11:47:29 PM
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Every night at 3am when hes dead asleep knock on his door continuously until he open it then proceed to ask him if he'd like to talk about jesus
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codey
11/22/19 11:48:45 PM
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Banana_Cyanide posted...
Garioshi posted...
Thinking of pretending I'm gay to get him to move out. How do I act gay?

Glue a dildo to your forehead and wear ass-less chaps.

That should do the trick.


Just a heads up but all chaps are assless, you just have to say chaps
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Mistere Man
11/22/19 11:49:05 PM
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Seriously?

Just meet them in the room like this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=faa-0utbx_I
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Banana_Cyanide
11/22/19 11:51:00 PM
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Holy fucking shit. I forgot that Chris Evans was in that movie.
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Questionmarktarius
11/22/19 11:52:51 PM
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You could always, you know, just move out of Topeka.
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Banana_Cyanide
11/22/19 11:54:37 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Thinking of pretending I'm gay to get him to move out. How do I act gay?

Actually do you know any or are friends with some really buff guys?
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Garioshi
11/22/19 11:57:18 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
You could always, you know, just move out of Topeka.
I'm in Fairfax.

Banana_Cyanide posted...
Actually do you know any or are friends with some really buff guys?
That's gonna be a negative

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Questionmarktarius
11/22/19 11:58:39 PM
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Garioshi posted...
I'm in Fairfax.

Maybe your roommate should move to Topeka.
That's an hour drive.
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Mistere Man
11/22/19 11:58:44 PM
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Sorry about the missing e I swear I remember typing it.
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Banana_Cyanide
11/23/19 12:00:25 AM
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That's gonna be a negative

Damn. I was also going to suggest that you could dress up like a pimp and have those buff guys grind up against you in front of your roommate.
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Garioshi
11/23/19 12:03:59 AM
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Banana_Cyanide posted...
Damn. I was also going to suggest that you could dress up like a pimp and have those buff guys grind up against you in front of your roommate.
lmao no

Questionmarktarius posted...
Maybe your roommate should move to Topeka.
That's an hour drive.
Fairfax, VA

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Questionmarktarius
11/23/19 12:04:05 AM
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Ask to borrow your roommates bible. Open it to Mark, chapter 11, verses 12 through 14.

God
Hates
Figs


WBC has been spelling it wrong this whole time.
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Perascamin
11/23/19 12:04:29 AM
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This seems like something trivial to be upset about. You only just now found out with 2 weeks left in the semester before winter break, and he hasn't bothered you thus far, so why make an issue of it?

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codey
11/23/19 12:09:05 AM
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Perascamin posted...
This seems like something trivial to be upset about. You only just now found out with 2 weeks left in the semester before winter break, and he hasn't bothered you thus far, so why make an issue of it?


WUT
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Axiom
11/23/19 12:10:33 AM
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Pretending to come out when your roommate is from Westboro is a good way to go to sleep and end up with a knife in your back
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Garioshi
11/23/19 12:12:29 AM
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Axiom posted...
Pretending to come out when your roommate is from Westboro is a good way to go to sleep and end up with a knife in your back
How would you suggest I get him to move out?

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Irony
11/23/19 12:14:33 AM
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Garioshi posted...
How would you suggest I get him to move out?
Frame him for a crime

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smoliske
11/23/19 12:15:34 AM
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Garioshi posted...
How would you suggest I get him to move out?
change the locks and put his shit in the hallway
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ultimate reaver
11/23/19 12:15:40 AM
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Garioshi posted...
How would you suggest I get him to move out?


Kiss him on the lips and sit on his lap

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Banana_Cyanide
11/23/19 12:16:05 AM
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Garioshi posted...
Axiom posted...
Pretending to come out when your roommate is from Westboro is a good way to go to sleep and end up with a knife in your back
How would you suggest I get him to move out?

To be honest you don't.

Those affiliated with the WBC are not your typical homophobes. They're the type to likely get violent with gay people they catch alone and if you actually try to act gay around him then you are most likely going to get assaulted.

On second thought if you somehow catch him saying shit and spread it around that could work.
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codey
11/23/19 12:16:27 AM
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Does he have any food allergies? Like shellfish, peanuts, dick, dairy?
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Irony
11/23/19 12:16:49 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
Kiss him on the lips and sit on his lap
This and take a picture and send it to other members

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Heineken14
11/23/19 12:17:01 AM
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Garioshi posted...
Thinking of pretending I'm gay to get him to move out. How do I act gay?


Just every time you leave tell him you're going to meet your boyfriend.
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Mistere Man
11/23/19 12:17:11 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
Garioshi posted...
How would you suggest I get him to move out?


Kiss him on the lips and sit on his lap

And ask if you can call him Papi
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Garioshi
11/23/19 12:27:57 AM
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Banana_Cyanide posted...
To be honest you don't.

Those affiliated with the WBC are not your typical homophobes. They're the type to likely get violent with gay people they catch alone and if you actually try to act gay around him then you are most likely going to get assaulted.

On second thought if you somehow catch him saying shit and spread it around that could work.
I've been openly atheist with him for, like, a month and my back is knife-free. Do they hate gay people significantly more?

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RickyTheBAWSE
11/23/19 12:29:17 AM
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I remember when co-existing used to be an idea that got pushed. oh well.
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Garioshi
11/23/19 12:34:11 AM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
I remember when co-existing used to be an idea that got pushed. oh well.
It's not just the fact that he's part of the WBC, he's also really fucking creepy.

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Smashingpmkns
11/23/19 12:35:45 AM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
I remember when co-existing used to be an idea that got pushed. oh well.


The Westboro Baptist Church is 100% against this notion
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TheDreadedWave
11/23/19 12:36:01 AM
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Have gay sex with him, that'll show him

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codey
11/23/19 12:48:44 AM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
I remember when co-existing used to be an idea that got pushed. oh well.


Do you understand who the WBC are?
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spudger
11/23/19 12:49:59 AM
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do they even believe in college?

i mean even republicans think its a libby hippy commie hivemind breeding ground, so what would the WBC think?
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Questionmarktarius
11/23/19 12:51:31 AM
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spudger posted...
i mean even republicans think its a libby hippy commie hivemind breeding ground, so what would the WBC think?

Gotta get someone in there to stash Chick Tracts in the restrooms.
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spudger
11/23/19 12:53:45 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
spudger posted...
i mean even republicans think its a libby hippy commie hivemind breeding ground, so what would the WBC think?

Gotta get someone in there to stash Chick Tracts in the restrooms.

xD. so thats how its happening!
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Airhammy
11/23/19 12:55:26 AM
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They let people out of that Kansas stronghold? I know many have left the cult.

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Goats
11/23/19 12:59:43 AM
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I didn't even know they were still around. I thought they scurried back under a rock when their rat king died dottler

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Banana_Cyanide
11/23/19 1:01:51 AM
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Garioshi posted...
I've been openly atheist with him for, like, a month and my back is knife-free. Do they hate gay people significantly more?

Last I checked yes they do.
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Garioshi
11/23/19 9:14:10 AM
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Airhammy posted...
They let people out of that Kansas stronghold? I know many have left the cult.
Apparently he's from Sterling

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kingdrake2
11/23/19 9:25:35 AM
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he posted man nipple :(.
whipped topping and cherry.

still counts but we're not going to do anything about it.
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Sphyx
11/23/19 9:57:47 AM
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smoliske posted...
Garioshi posted...
How would you suggest I get him to move out?
change the locks and put his shit in the hallway

Alternatively, you could just shit in his locks.
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Machete
11/23/19 10:04:10 AM
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send him phallus photographs a lot
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