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UnlikedMonkey
11/22/19 2:15:11 PM
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Do you do it?


You'll be completely immortal and will live to end of existence but only as you were at 10-years old. You'll never get hurt or sick or anything physically bad happen to you. If you were shot or stabbed or had a building fall on you, you'll walk away completely unscathed.
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InTheEyesOfFire
11/22/19 2:16:05 PM
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Ah the Pinocchio curse. No thanks.
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Master_Bass
11/22/19 2:17:23 PM
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Nah, being stuck at age 10 would suck. What would you even do when your parents died? Good luck getting a job and supporting yourself.
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Colorahdo
11/22/19 2:17:25 PM
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99.9% of my existence will be floating alone in the void after all stars have long disappeared

no thanks
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Wewillrocku
11/22/19 2:19:44 PM
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gross, i'll say no to this.
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IHeartRadiation
11/22/19 2:22:37 PM
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I don't trust what would happen to me as a permanent 10 year old that couldn't die.

Colorahdo posted...
99.9% of my existence will be floating alone in the void after all stars have long disappeared

no thanks

Come on that won't happen. You'll spend 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999.... of your existence stuck onto the frozen core of the dead Sun (assuming atoms don't decay, you never leave Earth and Earth is destroyed by the red giant Sun)

Other wise you'll be floating in the void and you might experience the feeling of your atoms decaying as your immortal conscious remains, in a feeling that I assume would be like if you became aware you were dead and couldn't do anything about it forever. If they don't decay, you can enjoy the feeling of constantly being oxygen deprived.
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Were_Wyrm
11/22/19 2:22:44 PM
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Do I get an electric rat as a friend?
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CyricZ
11/22/19 2:23:26 PM
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I will certainly have no shortage of Japanese manga authors looking to tell my story in what I'm sure will be very wholesome ways.

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EffectAndCause
11/22/19 2:24:53 PM
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Hell yeah, I was in literally perfect health at age 10 and in peak physical condition.
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The Wheelman1
11/22/19 2:41:16 PM
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At 10 year old, I cannot:

Drink beer
Drive cars
Gain employment
Have sex
Go to night clubs
Buy M rated games

All of this is gone forever. Screw that. I'll take being a mortal adult any day.
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TheOrgyPorgy
11/22/19 2:48:41 PM
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The aforementioned space devastation situation would lead me to say no. But if we were to assume that somehow I'd always have a nice, cozy planet to live on, with human/humanlike civilization to comfort me...

I'd have to consider what my needs would be like. Emotionally, would I be like a 10 year old as well? If so I'd probably always want to have at least one (I can only hope positive) parental figure in my life. Imagine losing so many over the course of history. I don't think I could deal with that.
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FL81
11/22/19 2:49:07 PM
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what's the downside
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CookieV3
11/22/19 3:12:40 PM
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You'd be so limited as a 10 year old. You wouldn't be allowed to drive, have sex, pursue any jobs you'd want. You'll eventually be recognized for your ability to not age if you don't keep moving. And then there's the typical argument against Immortality. You'd eventually spend a very VERY long time in space just floating. At best you'd get caught in the gravitational pull of another planet where maybe an advanced society will come investigate and rescue you. Eventually even that won't be a possibility. You could also get trapped under something like a building and not be able to die. Maybe the rubble is too heavy for your little boy body?
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garan
11/22/19 4:48:08 PM
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What's the upside? Being immortal would suck. Being prepubescent forever would also suck.
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Skye Reynolds
11/22/19 5:00:43 PM
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Immortality but I can't get my dick up? Sounds like Hell. No thanks.
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ProfDE
11/22/19 7:53:20 PM
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I'd take being 10 years old forever. With age comes great wisdom. Even if I got in trouble every now and then, it wouldn't be the end of the world.
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Alteres
11/22/19 7:57:16 PM
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Immortal and worried about money.

Immotal and worried about driving, drinking, and age restriction laws...

I don't even.

No sex would suck.

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YugiNoob
11/22/19 7:58:00 PM
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ProfDE posted...
I'd take being 10 years old forever. With age comes great wisdom. Even if I got in trouble every now and then, it wouldn't be the end of the world.

...but what about when the end of the world literally happens lol
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ProfDE
11/22/19 8:01:00 PM
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By then I will have gained the knowledge to survive.
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Reverend_Wilson
11/22/19 8:08:53 PM
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I wouldn't mind this happening to me when I get old. Got to get immortally someohw, but I want to live my adult life for now.
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YugiNoob
11/22/19 8:59:08 PM
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ProfDE posted...
By then I will have gained the knowledge to survive.

Well you would survive without prior knowledge; youre immortal after all. My point was that youll spend eternity floating through space, bored out of your skull
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LinkPizza
11/22/19 11:27:28 PM
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I don't think so. The only real problem is being prepubescent, tbh... And even that might not be a problem... Personally, I do live sex, but I might not care as much at that age. As for the other stuff, it could still work. I mean, it would be weird, though. There are some people that have disorders that make you look like a child. So, you could problem still find a way to be able to drive, drink, go clubbing, etc... But I don't know if there is anything that would haste puberty. While it normally starts at 11 for female, and 12 for males, it can start earlier. Like at 6 or 7 for females, and 9 for males. So, maybe that wouldn't be an issue, as well. Though, that's starting, so...

Though, if you didn't want to get discovered by anyone that would take you to a secret facility for the rest of your life to poke and prod you to discover immortality for themselves and others in positions of power, you may need a little help... And will probably need to keep getting new identities... Though, that would get easier with time. And you could probably fly through school... You'd also have to move a lot...

I wonder, though. If you did start puberty early and had a child, would they also be immortal? And what age would they get to? Those questions are for TC...
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Questionmarktarius
11/22/19 11:39:09 PM
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Wasn't this an episode of the Highlander tv show?
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gguirao
11/23/19 2:48:50 AM
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No deal. I'd have to watch all my loved ones die and wouldn't be able to do much in a 10-year-old's body.
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Umbreon
11/23/19 3:02:37 AM
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No.

In addition to the whole "Having to still be around when the universe dies" thing, there's the fact that I would eventually want a lover. Which is a bit of a problem if you were stuck in a 10 year old body.
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