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MacadamianNut3
11/22/19 11:29:07 AM
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Colorahdo posted...
it's like worrying how your snowblower looks
It's the tyool 2019 and people on CE still struggle with making a comparison that makes sense when trying to argue a point

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Paragon21XX
11/22/19 11:32:29 AM
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Wouldn't look out of place on another planet like Mars, and that's not a good thing.
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KamenRiderBlade
11/22/19 12:02:12 PM
#53:


Paragon21XX posted...
Wouldn't look out of place on another planet like Mars, and that's not a good thing.
I wouldn't be surprised if Elon had this vision for a truck for years and finally decided to bring it out.
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masatofujimoto
11/22/19 12:03:28 PM
#54:


The future is now

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pogo_rabid
11/22/19 12:03:43 PM
#55:


KamenRiderBlade posted...
Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico'

That makes sense, it looks like it's straight of a 3rd grader's notebook where he draws shitty cars and airplanes
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Tequilawhatitdo
11/22/19 12:12:42 PM
#56:


I think it looks fucking awesome. I found my next vehicle.

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TheAnthraxBunny
11/22/19 12:28:17 PM
#57:


MacadamianNut3 posted...
Colorahdo posted...
it's like worrying how your snowblower looks
It's the tyool 2019 and people on CE still struggle with making a comparison that makes sense when trying to argue a point

CE is full of people who use this logic.

These two subjects have some things in common. Therefore, any point I make thats true about one subject must be true about the other.
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ShadowElite86
11/22/19 12:51:54 PM
#58:


Heineken14 posted...
chitown82 posted...
Seems like no one knows what a concept car is.


This is a concept car.

https://insideevs.com/news/352610/tesla-pickup-truck-price-musk/

That thing is just fucking dumb.

Damn, the concept was nice af. Why the hell did they go with this abomination?
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Krojen
11/22/19 1:07:07 PM
#59:


ZevLoveDOOM posted...
looks like it was lifted off one of those cyberpunk sci-fi movies...

either way, it must be expensive as hell. call me when you guys release an electric car that's actually affordable Elon!

This truck is 39k and the model 3 is 34k. And that's before price reduction from incentives and factoring in how much you'll save not buying gas.
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11/22/19 1:15:47 PM
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DevsBro
11/22/19 1:15:58 PM
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They should call it the F One Thirty Three And A Half.

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KamenRiderBlade
11/22/19 1:18:16 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGuc7Z1RfsQ
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KainWind
11/22/19 1:23:25 PM
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Tsuyoi3
11/22/19 1:25:39 PM
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emblem boy
11/22/19 1:26:46 PM
#66:


Krojen posted...
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
looks like it was lifted off one of those cyberpunk sci-fi movies...

either way, it must be expensive as hell. call me when you guys release an electric car that's actually affordable Elon!

This truck is 39k and the model 3 is 34k. And that's before price reduction from incentives and factoring in how much you'll save not buying gas.


Pshh, who actually buys the basic basic Tesla's models without the upgrades

Na, but for real, the cars have lowered in price. If you're someone that's looking to buy a luxury car, a Tesla should be considered.
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CableZL
11/22/19 1:28:02 PM
#67:


emblem boy posted...
Krojen posted...
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
looks like it was lifted off one of those cyberpunk sci-fi movies...

either way, it must be expensive as hell. call me when you guys release an electric car that's actually affordable Elon!

This truck is 39k and the model 3 is 34k. And that's before price reduction from incentives and factoring in how much you'll save not buying gas.


Pshh, who actually buys the basic basic Tesla's models without the upgrades

Na, but for real, the cars have lowered in price. If you're someone that's looking to buy a luxury car, a Tesla should be considered.


You'd be surprised. There are a number of Teslas I see that are the base models. Can't tell whether they have the FSD upgrade included from the outside of course, but lots of people get the base models.
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fohstick
11/22/19 1:29:12 PM
#68:


008Zulu posted...
I would actually buy that. About damn time we got some futuristic looking cars.
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Dragon239
11/22/19 1:30:25 PM
#69:


Looks interesting to me, tbh.
But I like the style to begin with, so.
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CanuckCowboy
11/22/19 1:36:11 PM
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i just dont like the back. Look a lot cooler with a somehat more standard truck bed imo.

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DevsBro
11/22/19 1:38:31 PM
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This is like a SuperFX car, forget PS1.

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synth_real
11/22/19 1:50:53 PM
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The one thing I really liked about it was the extendable loading ramp hidden in the tailgate. I don't know how durable it would be, but it's a cool idea. The high sides around the back part of the bed would make getting things out of there a pain in the ass.
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Chadawah
11/22/19 2:09:54 PM
#73:


synth_real posted...
The one thing I really liked about it was the extendable loading ramp hidden in the tailgate. I don't know how durable it would be, but it's a cool idea. The high sides around the back part of the bed would make getting things out of there a pain in the ass.

It does have suspension that is adjustable. Maybe you can lower it down enough where it's not a problem.
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DarkRoast
11/22/19 2:55:27 PM
#74:


That looks like a car right out of the Cyberpunk 1980's

I want it

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KamenRiderBlade
11/22/19 3:20:02 PM
#75:


DarkRoast posted...
That looks like a car right out of the Cyberpunk 1980's

I want it
It starts at $40k, well within your price range.
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DespondentDeity
11/22/19 3:27:20 PM
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Damn, that thing looks tight as fuck tho. I'm gonna be so jealous when I see these rolling around.
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thronedfire2
11/22/19 3:27:40 PM
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I kinda want that.

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emblem boy
11/22/19 3:53:55 PM
#78:


CableZL posted...
emblem boy posted...
Krojen posted...
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
looks like it was lifted off one of those cyberpunk sci-fi movies...

either way, it must be expensive as hell. call me when you guys release an electric car that's actually affordable Elon!

This truck is 39k and the model 3 is 34k. And that's before price reduction from incentives and factoring in how much you'll save not buying gas.


Pshh, who actually buys the basic basic Tesla's models without the upgrades

Na, but for real, the cars have lowered in price. If you're someone that's looking to buy a luxury car, a Tesla should be considered.


You'd be surprised. There are a number of Teslas I see that are the base models. Can't tell whether they have the FSD upgrade included from the outside of course, but lots of people get the base models.


Which one are you going for?
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ThePrinceFish
11/22/19 4:01:02 PM
#79:


It looks like a cheap movie prop from a futuristic sci-fi 80s film.

Do not like the design.
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CableZL
11/22/19 4:16:34 PM
#80:


emblem boy posted...
CableZL posted...
emblem boy posted...
Krojen posted...
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
looks like it was lifted off one of those cyberpunk sci-fi movies...

either way, it must be expensive as hell. call me when you guys release an electric car that's actually affordable Elon!

This truck is 39k and the model 3 is 34k. And that's before price reduction from incentives and factoring in how much you'll save not buying gas.


Pshh, who actually buys the basic basic Tesla's models without the upgrades

Na, but for real, the cars have lowered in price. If you're someone that's looking to buy a luxury car, a Tesla should be considered.


You'd be surprised. There are a number of Teslas I see that are the base models. Can't tell whether they have the FSD upgrade included from the outside of course, but lots of people get the base models.


Which one are you going for?


@emblem_boy
Model S Long Range

If I get this new job, I'll probably have enough saved to make it a comfortable purchase either this summer or some time shortly after that. There are also rumors of that tri-motor thing they showed for the Cybertruck making its way to the Model S next summer.
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
11/22/19 4:45:26 PM
#81:


Tesla...truck?

Is that the ugly, triangle-on-wheels science experiment thing I've seen in my news feeds today?
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CableZL
11/22/19 4:46:06 PM
#82:


Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
Tesla...truck?

Is that the ugly, triangle-on-wheels science experiment thing I've seen in my news feeds today?

Did you just assume its number of sides?
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pogo_rabid
11/22/19 4:47:32 PM
#83:


Elon Musks net worth dropped $768 million after Teslas botched Cybertruck debut

https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1197993408280838144
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divot1338
11/22/19 4:51:26 PM
#84:


Car companies can do whatever they want with SUVs. But leave pickups alone.
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
11/22/19 4:52:14 PM
#85:


CableZL posted...
Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
Tesla...truck?

Is that the ugly, triangle-on-wheels science experiment thing I've seen in my news feeds today?

Did you just assume its number of sides?

It looks like a literal 3D triangle on wheels.

It's as if they melted an F-150, stopped halfway through, took out a cookie-cutter outline of a triangle and then put it in a computer to make it 3D.
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CableZL
11/22/19 4:56:23 PM
#86:


Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
CableZL posted...
Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
Tesla...truck?

Is that the ugly, triangle-on-wheels science experiment thing I've seen in my news feeds today?

Did you just assume its number of sides?

It looks like a literal 3D triangle on wheels.

It's as if they melted an F-150, stopped halfway through, took out a cookie-cutter outline of a triangle and then put it in a computer to make it 3D.

Did you just assume its number of dimensions?
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divot1338
11/22/19 4:57:21 PM
#87:


CableZL posted...
Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
CableZL posted...
Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
Tesla...truck?

Is that the ugly, triangle-on-wheels science experiment thing I've seen in my news feeds today?

Did you just assume its number of sides?

It looks like a literal 3D triangle on wheels.

It's as if they melted an F-150, stopped halfway through, took out a cookie-cutter outline of a triangle and then put it in a computer to make it 3D.

Did you just assume its number of dimensions?

It looks like what I ended up with every year when I made my Pinewood derby car.

Down to the color scheme and everything.
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
11/22/19 4:58:26 PM
#88:


Did you just assume its number of dimensions?

I'm not sure what your point is...? Whoever designed this thing doesn't now anything about cars.

It's a Tesla, so it kind of goes without saying.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
11/22/19 4:58:39 PM
#89:


Butterfiles posted...
Really wanna drive around like I'm straight out of a PS1 game
I also thought of low poly vehicles
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BlingBling22947
11/22/19 5:12:29 PM
#90:


This is the worst thing Ive seen in a long while. Im convinced that Musk has lost the last of his marbles.

Also Tesla apparently attempted assassination by cop on a whistleblowing former employee. Not good.

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solosnake
11/22/19 5:15:51 PM
#91:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvOFjx8HkbU

"unbreakable glass" lmao
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emblem boy
11/22/19 5:22:31 PM
#92:


CableZL posted...
emblem boy posted...
CableZL posted...
emblem boy posted...
Krojen posted...
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
looks like it was lifted off one of those cyberpunk sci-fi movies...

either way, it must be expensive as hell. call me when you guys release an electric car that's actually affordable Elon!

This truck is 39k and the model 3 is 34k. And that's before price reduction from incentives and factoring in how much you'll save not buying gas.


Pshh, who actually buys the basic basic Tesla's models without the upgrades

Na, but for real, the cars have lowered in price. If you're someone that's looking to buy a luxury car, a Tesla should be considered.


You'd be surprised. There are a number of Teslas I see that are the base models. Can't tell whether they have the FSD upgrade included from the outside of course, but lots of people get the base models.


Which one are you going for?


@emblem_boy
Model S Long Range

If I get this new job, I'll probably have enough saved to make it a comfortable purchase either this summer or some time shortly after that. There are also rumors of that tri-motor thing they showed for the Cybertruck making its way to the Model S next summer.


You planning on keeping it long term?

I ask because when people bring up the economics of a Tesla, such as gas, maintenance, etc, they talk about long term costs. And in my head I'm thinking how the people who do buy Tesla's, aren't really the people I imagine driving the same cars for like 5+ years
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The Wheelman1
11/22/19 5:23:54 PM
#93:


This would be cool if back in the 1980s. Nowadays, eh...nope.
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Krojen
11/22/19 5:40:29 PM
#94:


pogo_rabid posted...
Elon Musks net worth dropped $768 million after Teslas botched Cybertruck debut

https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1197993408280838144

That ain't even a dip on this roller coaster. Tesla stock had doubled over the last few months from 180 to 360.
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gunplagirl
11/22/19 9:43:54 PM
#95:


That car has less polygons than N64 launch titles

That car looks like the truck during that FFVII motorcycle minigame

That car looks like something from a sci fi movie... A post-apocalyptic desert hellhole flick

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KamenRiderBlade
11/22/19 11:49:39 PM
#96:


CableZL posted...
Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
Tesla...truck?

Is that the ugly, triangle-on-wheels science experiment thing I've seen in my news feeds today?

Did you just assume its number of sides?
Hey, at least get the number of sides right.

From the side view, it's a Assymetric Pentagon.
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Mistere Man
11/22/19 11:52:16 PM
#97:


Kind of reminds me of the car from the last starfighter.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvtt94Oz4N4
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MaverickXeo
11/23/19 12:01:05 AM
#98:


emblem boy posted...
CableZL posted...
emblem boy posted...
CableZL posted...
emblem boy posted...
Krojen posted...
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
looks like it was lifted off one of those cyberpunk sci-fi movies...

either way, it must be expensive as hell. call me when you guys release an electric car that's actually affordable Elon!

This truck is 39k and the model 3 is 34k. And that's before price reduction from incentives and factoring in how much you'll save not buying gas.


Pshh, who actually buys the basic basic Tesla's models without the upgrades

Na, but for real, the cars have lowered in price. If you're someone that's looking to buy a luxury car, a Tesla should be considered.


You'd be surprised. There are a number of Teslas I see that are the base models. Can't tell whether they have the FSD upgrade included from the outside of course, but lots of people get the base models.


Which one are you going for?


@emblem_boy
Model S Long Range

If I get this new job, I'll probably have enough saved to make it a comfortable purchase either this summer or some time shortly after that. There are also rumors of that tri-motor thing they showed for the Cybertruck making its way to the Model S next summer.


You planning on keeping it long term?

I ask because when people bring up the economics of a Tesla, such as gas, maintenance, etc, they talk about long term costs. And in my head I'm thinking how the people who do buy Tesla's, aren't really the people I imagine driving the same cars for like 5+ years


In 5+ years, it's time for a new battery. A new battery pack that costs well over $5k.

In short, these Teslas right now are nothing but a waste. No one in their right mind is going to buy a Tesla and put that kind of money into a what is essentially a new motor. Heck, if a combustion engine only lasted 5+ years, there would be mass complaints.
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Questionmarktarius
11/23/19 12:15:21 AM
#99:


Low-polygon-count Delorean.
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Loud_Pipes
11/23/19 12:23:43 AM
#100:


MaverickXeo posted...
In 5+ years, it's time for a new battery. A new battery pack that costs well over $5k.

In short, these Teslas right now are nothing but a waste. No one in their right mind is going to buy a Tesla and put that kind of money into a what is essentially a new motor. Heck, if a combustion engine only lasted 5+ years, there would be mass complaints.


The batteries will last a lot longer than 5 years. Even after 100,000 miles, battery degradation is minimal.
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