Current Events > Tesla's new CyberTruck starting at $40k looks like a F-117+Ford F-150 had a baby

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KamenRiderBlade
11/22/19 12:37:50 AM
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https://arstechnica.com/cars/2019/11/tesla-wants-to-reinvent-the-pickup-with-the-39900-cybertruck/

https://www.autoblog.com/2019/11/21/tesla-pickup-truck-reveal/

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-cybertruck-this-is-it-1839984174

I swear Elon had his engineers mate the Styling of a F-117 Stealth Fighter with a Ford F-150.

There's no other logical explanation as to why he would design a truck to be so hideous / polygonal in this day and age.

WTF was Elon smoking when he approved of this design.
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008Zulu
11/22/19 12:44:11 AM
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I would actually buy that. About damn time we got some futuristic looking cars.
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12amMadman
11/22/19 12:44:16 AM
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Was legit confused by the pictures in the links lol thought they were all fake but apparently it's real.

Pretty cool tbh, im not into trucks but can't wait to see them on the road

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Butterfiles
11/22/19 1:10:37 AM
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Really wanna drive around like I'm straight out of a PS1 game
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l0bcity
11/22/19 1:15:55 AM
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Lmao that looks like some shit from twisted metal, Musk is such a fucking idiot
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Heineken14
11/22/19 1:20:03 AM
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Jesus, that's even uglier than the white one that was paraded around awhile ago.
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Kami_no_Kami
11/22/19 1:20:54 AM
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Is that what the transformers drove when the came to earth?
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UnholyMudcrab
11/22/19 1:21:18 AM
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TheMikh
11/22/19 1:26:30 AM
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1981 called, it wants its retrofuturist design sensibilities back
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CapnMuffin
11/22/19 1:26:30 AM
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https://imgur.com/l5SSs7y
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UnholyMudcrab
11/22/19 1:29:56 AM
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DirkDiggles
11/22/19 1:30:30 AM
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When he used a early PS1 game to do the design...
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Vicious_Dios
11/22/19 1:34:29 AM
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Imagine pulling up to the club with that thing sliding in to the scene with 28" Forgiatos.

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Krojen
11/22/19 2:02:08 AM
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The N64/PS1 look is hard for my brain to get over. I keep thinking I'm looking at a low poly file.

Influencers please announce praise so I don't lose as much tomorrow when wall street hates it.
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Sariana21
11/22/19 2:05:24 AM
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Rivian has a much nicer-looking truck.
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Smashingpmkns
11/22/19 2:16:05 AM
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Looks like a Star Fox vehicle
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11/22/19 6:20:51 AM
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Thompson
11/22/19 6:29:41 AM
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I'm quite liking it.
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Heineken14
11/22/19 7:32:23 AM
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Only chick you'd be picking up in that thing.

https://imgur.com/aJCN9x7
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uwnim
11/22/19 7:39:44 AM
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Krojen posted...
The N64/PS1 look is hard for my brain to get over. I keep thinking I'm looking at a low poly file.

Influencers please announce praise so I don't lose as much tomorrow when wall street hates it.


Yeah. I didnt realize that was the actual truck when I saw the picture.

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MrResetti
11/22/19 7:44:51 AM
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Cobra1010
11/22/19 7:47:08 AM
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Looks ugly as fuck.

I would buy something that looks like that cyberpunk 2077 car but this is just too ugly.
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apolloooo
11/22/19 7:47:30 AM
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looks like PS1 game
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CableZL
11/22/19 7:50:48 AM
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I like it. The Model S is still my dream car, but that thing looks awesome.
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fan357
11/22/19 7:55:00 AM
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Lame

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Mistere Man
11/22/19 8:02:01 AM
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Where is the hauling bed? You know one of the big reasons to own a truck imo?
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Carlbertomfg
11/22/19 8:03:32 AM
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I would literally take an Aztec over this on style alone.

Holy shit.
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chitown82
11/22/19 8:09:51 AM
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Seems like no one knows what a concept car is.
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Mistere Man
11/22/19 8:11:50 AM
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chitown82 posted...
Seems like no one knows what a concept car is.

The concept should still resemble a truck imo. Otherwise the concept is flawed imo.
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JE19426
11/22/19 8:19:12 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Where is the hauling bed? You know one of the big reasons to own a truck imo?


It's the back section of the truck. It has a cover you can put on it to be more aerodynamtic, I assume, but it comes off. You can see what the bed looks like on Tesla's website:

https://www.tesla.com/en_gb/cybertruck

Scroll down a bit to the slides and switch slide a couple of times.
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CableZL
11/22/19 8:37:02 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Where is the hauling bed? You know one of the big reasons to own a truck imo?

It's there, but there's is a cover on it
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Mistere Man
11/22/19 8:38:04 AM
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Thank you both.
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Heineken14
11/22/19 9:16:56 AM
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chitown82 posted...
Seems like no one knows what a concept car is.


This is a concept car.

https://insideevs.com/news/352610/tesla-pickup-truck-price-musk/

That thing is just fucking dumb.
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CableZL
11/22/19 10:01:23 AM
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Spooking posted...
A PlayStation 1 truck. Wow...

It would be awesome if it did the Playstation 1 startup sound when you get into it.
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Chadawah
11/22/19 10:03:19 AM
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I like it. Everything on the road these days looks so lame.
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pogo_rabid
11/22/19 10:03:38 AM
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They stole the concept from Jeremy Clarkson's "Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust" from a decade ago
https://i.imgur.com/IuzERyt.jpg
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spudger
11/22/19 10:07:07 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
They stole the concept from Jeremy Clarkson's "Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust" from a decade ago
https://i.imgur.com/IuzERyt.jpg

that was Geoff

sexy electric Geoff
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Colorahdo
11/22/19 10:15:17 AM
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I don't understand the idea of wanting a car to look "good"

Do you care how semi trucks look? Who cares how they look? Are semis good looking to you?

I feel like we could get a car with an unlimited energy source that can go 300mph and people would bitch that it looks ugly and not buy it
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emblem boy
11/22/19 10:18:20 AM
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Colorahdo posted...
I don't understand the idea of wanting a car to look "good"

Do you care how semi trucks look? Who cares how they look? Are semis good looking to you?

I feel like we could get a car with an unlimited energy source that can go 300mph and people would bitch that it looks ugly and not buy it


Aesthetics matter for people, I'm not sure why you think a car is any different than tons of other functional things that people purchase.

I mean, I don't care much about my cars looks as well, apart from it being neat on the inside, but I understand why it matters for many.
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ZevLoveDOOM
11/22/19 10:23:53 AM
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looks like it was lifted off one of those cyberpunk sci-fi movies...

either way, it must be expensive as hell. call me when you guys release an electric car that's actually affordable Elon!
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darkbuster
11/22/19 10:28:31 AM
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Put a tank cannon on it, & it legit passes for an alternate Landmaster design.

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SK8T3R215
11/22/19 10:32:10 AM
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https://twitter.com/baaron20/status/1197734216890560512
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fan357
11/22/19 11:07:41 AM
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Colorahdo posted...
I don't understand the idea of wanting a car to look "good"

Do you care how semi trucks look? Who cares how they look? Are semis good looking to you?

I feel like we could get a car with an unlimited energy source that can go 300mph and people would bitch that it looks ugly and not buy it


Yeah why do people care about how they are presented? Humans am I right?


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UnholyMudcrab
11/22/19 11:08:45 AM
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pogo_rabid
11/22/19 11:19:31 AM
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Remember when Elon tripled down trying to slander a man, calling him a pedophile, because his fee fee's got hurt?
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Colorahdo
11/22/19 11:24:56 AM
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fan357 posted...
Colorahdo posted...
I don't understand the idea of wanting a car to look "good"

Do you care how semi trucks look? Who cares how they look? Are semis good looking to you?

I feel like we could get a car with an unlimited energy source that can go 300mph and people would bitch that it looks ugly and not buy it


Yeah why do people care about how they are presented? Humans am I right?



A car is not something you wear though, it's like worrying how your snowblower looks
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