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LostForest
11/19/19 3:14:30 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djuLTycQICE

You get $1 million, but whenever you unzip for porn or sex, The Walker by Fitz & The Tantrums begins playing. It won't stop playing until the song completes, and everyone can hear it. It's about the same as a TV playing it at a comfortably loud volume.

Do you take the money?
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LostForest
11/19/19 5:43:29 PM
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Zack_Attackv1
11/19/19 5:47:57 PM
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I'm going through sensory deprivation here.

There is only one cure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8FKn9ucgjU
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MisterPengy
11/19/19 6:20:21 PM
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Sure, I'll just stop wearing pants that have a zipper.
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LostForest
11/19/19 7:08:24 PM
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MisterPengy posted...
Sure, I'll just stop wearing pants that have a zipper.


You're gonna wear sweatpants for the rest of your life?
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BlingBling22947
11/19/19 7:23:21 PM
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I'll take it.

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PIITB415
11/19/19 7:25:55 PM
#7:


LostForest posted...
MisterPengy posted...
Sure, I'll just stop wearing pants that have a zipper.


You're gonna wear sweatpants for the rest of your life?


There are jeans that have button flies noob
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LostForest
11/19/19 10:07:15 PM
#8:


PIITB415 posted...
LostForest posted...
MisterPengy posted...
Sure, I'll just stop wearing pants that have a zipper.


You're gonna wear sweatpants for the rest of your life?


There are jeans that have button flies noob


Yeah and they look even dorkier than sweatpants tbh.
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gguirao
11/22/19 3:19:22 AM
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Just for porn or sex? Easy money!
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DrizztLink
11/22/19 3:22:11 AM
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PMarth2002
11/22/19 3:46:40 AM
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Sure. I don't wear pants with a zipper when i'm watching porn and I can pull my pants off without undoing the zipper.
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