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coolcono 11/19/19 1:39:23 PM #1: |
I would give him 3 red mana summon, 2/2, tap this creature, give your country 5 life.
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Questionmarktarius 11/19/19 1:41:36 PM #3: |
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Goats 11/19/19 1:41:53 PM #4: |
He already is. Look up sleeper agent. Someone enchanted him with dead weight too
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Damn_Underscore 11/19/19 1:42:08 PM #5: |
Pot of Greed
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KingArthur3D 11/19/19 1:46:36 PM #6: |
Mono white planeswalker (racist)
Gives lands hexproof (maga) has deathtouch against white female creature cards (grab em by the pussy) works best in a white weenies deck (small pee pee) King Trump is gonna carry me to victory this Friday babaaay! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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konokonohamaru 11/19/19 1:47:29 PM #7: |
KingArthur3D posted...
Mono white planeswalker (racist) nice --- A very happy young man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvenSpoonier 11/19/19 2:08:34 PM #8: |
https://scryfall.com/card/ima/96/lord-of-the-pit?utm_source=api
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darkphoenix181 11/19/19 2:14:10 PM #9: |
During your next standby phase, Trump gains haste and target opponent takes control of him.
He gains +5/+5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Trent 11/19/19 2:14:33 PM #10: |
Swamp
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LordFarquad1312 11/19/19 2:15:22 PM #11: |
If he were a Heartstone card he'd be a 2/1 with Taunt. Useless but obnoxious.
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darkphoenix181 11/19/19 2:15:54 PM #12: |
KingArthur3D posted...
Mono white planeswalker (racist) When he comes into play, search target players hand and top 10 cards of his library. Discard any black or red cards found and exile them. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HotLap 11/19/19 2:15:54 PM #13: |
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/223/gwafa-hazid-profiteer
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DrizztLink 11/19/19 2:17:46 PM #15: |
When Trump comes into play, all land cards on the field become Swamps.
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Questionmarktarius 11/19/19 2:17:58 PM #16: |
HotLap posted...
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/223/gwafa-hazid-profiteer Add about 50 years and 50 pounds, and maybe. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 11/19/19 2:19:15 PM #17: |
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darkphoenix181 11/19/19 2:19:18 PM #18: |
Trump has protection from red and black. All white creatures gain +3 attack
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DrizztLink 11/19/19 2:22:43 PM #20: |
But in my case they're just swamps.
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Ricemills 11/21/19 2:12:54 AM #21: |
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