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treewojima 11/17/19 8:41:37 AM #51: |
Guide posted...
Sometimes they're too turned on, and you may as well be fucking a bowl of warm water. or sometimes they're turned off or dry, and it really does feel like a bag of sand ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 11/17/19 9:08:01 AM #52: |
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nativengine 11/17/19 9:09:04 AM #53: |
Like warm apple pie!!!
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EzeDoesIt 11/17/19 9:09:41 AM #54: |
Pepys Monster posted...
Put your finger under your tongue. Lol, most accurate real answer ITT tbh. --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EzeDoesIt 11/17/19 9:11:31 AM #55: |
WrestlinFan posted...
Hold on, I'll politely ask your mother. Why, is she touching your vagina rn? --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cerealbox760 11/17/19 9:13:25 AM #56: |
Just buy a pocket pussy. Its literally the closest thing to a vagina except that it's not as warm.
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ArchiePeck 11/17/19 9:17:13 AM #57: |
Guide posted...
Sometimes they're too turned on, and you may as well be fucking a bowl of warm water.Dude, when you've worked her up that wet and then you just slide you're whole length straight in and it's soaking wet is like the greatest thing ever! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Matchabuu_ 11/17/19 9:18:33 AM #58: |
As a woman, I'd say it's the most like the inside of your mouth, but tight. Also a bit more.... textured? than the mouth.
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EzeDoesIt 11/17/19 9:21:07 AM #59: |
_Matchabuu_ posted...
As a woman, I'd say it's the most like the inside of your mouth, but tight. Also a bit more.... textured? than the mouth. Thats why I liked the under the tongue comparison best, has more of that texture sort of thing youre talking about. --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FuneralFroth 11/17/19 9:25:20 AM #60: |
Like a mouth with strep throat
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gunplagirl 11/17/19 9:26:43 AM #61: |
Take a cup, fold a sponge in the opening, spritz soap all over the sponge
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Guide 11/17/19 9:29:02 AM #62: |
gunplagirl posted...
Take a cup, fold a sponge in the opening, spritz soap all over the sponge This is a vagina class not a bartending school --- formerly evening formerly guide https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 11/17/19 10:19:19 AM #63: |
Guide posted...
This is a vagina class not a bartending school All I learned in bartending school was how to start a fire and make it look like an electrical mishap to collect the insurance money off --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 11/17/19 10:19:58 AM #64: |
gunplagirl posted...
All I learned in bartending school was how to start a fire and make it look like an electrical mishap to collect the insurance money off I think I have questions Firstly, what --- formerly evening formerly guide https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FuneralFroth 11/17/19 10:27:07 AM #65: |
gunplagirl posted...
Guide posted...This is a vagina class not a bartending school As an electrician, dm me i have questions/insults for you --- Pendejo. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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codey 11/17/19 10:27:38 AM #66: |
Guide posted...
gunplagirl posted...All I learned in bartending school was how to start a fire and make it look like an electrical mishap to collect the insurance money off Bartending 101 --- *runs out of topic naked* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 11/17/19 10:29:01 AM #67: |
FuneralFroth posted...
As an electrician, dm me i have questions/insults for you Done --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mattnd2007 11/17/19 1:29:33 PM #68: |
gunplagirl posted...
All I learned in bartending school was how to start a fire and make it look like an electrical mishap to collect the insurance money offLol. I used to find you annoying and obnoxious. But you're actually pretty funny sometimes. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rida_Go_To_Bed 11/17/19 1:41:53 PM #69: |
What does an anus feel like?
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gunplagirl 11/17/19 2:45:10 PM #70: |
mattnd2007 posted...
Lol. I used to find you annoying and obnoxious. But you're actually pretty funny sometimes. Heyyyy Rida_Go_To_Bed posted... What does an anus feel like? Have you ever wiped your butt, except it was still moist so you kept wiping even though there's no more poo for you to wipe off? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Intellivision_G 11/17/19 3:41:26 PM #71: |
Like if they were sentient?
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Amenadeel 11/18/19 11:02:56 PM #72: |
ArchiePeck posted...
Guide posted...Sometimes they're too turned on, and you may as well be fucking a bowl of warm water.Dude, when you've worked her up that wet and then you just slide you're whole length straight in and it's soaking wet is like the greatest thing ever! Seemed more like a backdoor brag to me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yemmy 11/18/19 11:15:08 PM #73: |
Amenadeel posted...
backdoor Not quite --- p226 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ledbowman 11/18/19 11:15:55 PM #74: |
Bag of mac and cheese
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R1masher 11/18/19 11:16:49 PM #75: |
Like buttholes only cleaner and grippier
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Akagami_Shanks 11/18/19 11:17:29 PM #76: |
its skin, feel the inside of your mouth and you'll get about the same feeling. its also why blowjobs are so powerful for guys. its like sex except with less work
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Rida_Go_To_Bed 11/20/19 3:44:54 AM #77: |
gunplagirl posted...
Have you ever wiped your butt, except it was still moist so you kept wiping even though there's no more poo for you to wipe off? I don't really finger my ass when I wipe --- Just try to handle this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivany2008 11/20/19 4:40:11 AM #78: |
Akagami_Shanks posted...
its skin, feel the inside of your mouth and you'll get about the same feeling. its also why blowjobs are so powerful for guys. its like sex except with less work Not for me it isn't. Barely feel anything from a BJ. But that's mostly my fault. Too much time by myself has screwed up my sex drive, and that takes time to fix. Also, to answer the initial question, under your tongue but super hot(temperature-wise). Kind of like a mix between Silly Putty and a Sponge. It feels like Silly Putty but has the water retention of a sponge... If that makes any sense. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RescueBC 11/20/19 8:56:07 AM #79: |
Mushy...lol
It's quite nice --- If this signature appears blue, you need to consider not doing whatever it is you're doing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaldrenthebold 11/20/19 8:56:40 AM #80: |
Warm and nice.
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EzeDoesIt 11/20/19 9:27:34 AM #81: |
Ivany2008 posted...
Not for me it isn't. Barely feel anything from a BJ. But that's mostly my fault. Too much time by myself has screwed up my sex drive, and that takes time to fix. Unique way of describing it, I see what youre getting at. --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Amenadeel 11/22/19 1:50:54 AM #82: |
ArchiePeck posted...
Guide posted...Sometimes they're too turned on, and you may as well be fucking a bowl of warm water.Dude, when you've worked her up that wet and then you just slide you're whole length straight in and it's soaking wet is like the greatest thing ever! Is being too turned on common? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coastal_elite 11/22/19 9:31:56 AM #83: |
Amenadeel posted...
you may as well be f***ing a bowl of warm wate lmao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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