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I don't know if I'll ever be with a woman.

warm. It's a nice warmth.

bags of sand
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spudger posted...

bags of sand

this but sometimes warm apple pie

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Kinda like the inside of the mouth tbh

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mattnd2007 posted...

Kinda like the inside of the mouth tbh

A much less spacious mouth

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They feel like burning sandpaper
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Just wrap a fruit roll up around your dick it basically feels exactly the same
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Like if you picked your lips and put the tip of your finger between them, but if the lips were longer. Like your your finger feels when it just enters your mouth and it's between your lips but imagine that feeling down the whole wang.

Kind of a bad description but whatever.

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Put your finger under your tongue.
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spudger posted...

bags of sand

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Like a pocket of sand

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wet, warm and slippery

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ThyCorndog posted...

wet, warm and slippery

This my entire tinder profile bio

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like a box of sand

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It depends on how wet they are but squelchy is how I'd describe it
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

It depends on how wet they are but squelchy is how I'd describe it

Uh, if a CEmen is in it, you know that rivers flowing. Half the time we even strike oil.

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Warm and wet
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Uh, if a CEmen is in it, you know that rivers flowing. Half the time we even strike oil.

You must have gotten a broken girl then. When I tried it her vagina clamped shut and I almost lost my fingers
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Wet and squishy.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

You must have gotten a broken girl then. When I tried it her vagina clamped shut and I almost lost my fingers

I exclusive deal with broken girls. If it's broke, don't fix it.

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

You must have gotten a broken girl then. When I tried it her vagina clamped shut and I almost lost my fingers

This was like an A+ exchange. Thanks for the chuckle, guys

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Like a penis but inside out.

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Like warm apple pie.
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dj1200 posted...

Like if you picked your lips and put the tip of your finger between them, but if the lips were longer. Like your your finger feels when it just enters your mouth and it's between your lips but imagine that feeling down the whole wang.

Kind of a bad description but whatever.

It honestly isn't.

A mouth and a vagina have the same epithelial cells.

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Amenadeel posted...

I don't know if I'll ever be with a woman.

Same.

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came to see bags of sand.

was not disappointed.

Heaven.

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Raspberry heaven?

like a raw chicken breast
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Like your mouth. Its kinda disappointing imo.
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Just stick your dick between two recently dead slugs. That's about the best way to describe it.
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spudger posted...

bags of sand

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Hold on, I'll politely ask your mother.
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Like a thousand writhing electric eels sending shockwaves throughout your body, but instead of electricity it's a soul sapping rush of energy that sucks your body dry like a spiritual vampire. When you're nothing more than a husk, the vagina retreats back into it's host woman and leaves you as it searched the next source of sustenance.
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The good ones have teeth
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Like frozen apple pie.
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It's always what vaginas feel like but CEgals never get asked what the D feels like to them.

Sexists.
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evil_zombie11 posted...

It's always what vaginas feel like but CEgals never get asked what the D feels like to them.

Sexists.

I read it's like a thick poop being pushed in and out over and over.

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It's the softest thing you've ever felt, you can't imagine it, you can only experience it.
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DespondentDeity posted...

It's the softest thing you've ever felt, you can't imagine it, you can only experience it.

Idk cotton is pretty soft

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Irony posted...

DespondentDeity posted...

It's the softest thing you've ever felt, you can't imagine it, you can only experience it.

Idk cotton is pretty soft

Not soft enough tho
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Not as good as a nice stubbly armpit
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Imagine you got a big bowl of pasta out of the refrigerator. You microwave it for six minutes, and it's so steaming hot that the top has formed a little bit of crust. The bowl burns your hand, so you use a dish towel to grab it and lower it to the floor. You take your pants off, and slowly insert yourself into the bowl. It burns your dick at first, but as soon as you Pierce that top layer, the pasta is as cold as it was in the fridge

It's heaven
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codey posted...

Imagine you got a big bowl of pasta out of the refrigerator. You microwave it for six minutes, and it's so steaming hot that the top has formed a little bit of crust. The bowl burns your hand, so you use a dish towel to grab it and lower it to the floor. You take your pants off, and slowly insert yourself into the bowl. It burns your dick at first, but as soon as you Pierce that top layer, the pasta is as cold as it was in the fridge

It's heaven

bro you need to stop bringing a hair dryer to the morgue, that ain't healthy

wet, warm, and...squishy?

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Jab the roof of your mouth with your tongue from your throat to the teeth a few times.

HolierThanMao posted...

codey posted...

Imagine you got a big bowl of pasta out of the refrigerator. You microwave it for six minutes, and it's so steaming hot that the top has formed a little bit of crust. The bowl burns your hand, so you use a dish towel to grab it and lower it to the floor. You take your pants off, and slowly insert yourself into the bowl. It burns your dick at first, but as soon as you Pierce that top layer, the pasta is as cold as it was in the fridge

It's heaven

bro you need to stop bringing a hair dryer to the morgue, that ain't healthy

As if they would let me back into a morgue.
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I was always a fan of the under the tongue/inside of your mouth analogy. Very similar imo.

Also, lol at bags of sand popping up right away. I was thinking it but I didn't fully expect to see it.
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Sometimes they're too turned on, and you may as well be fucking a bowl of warm water. Like, it's great that you got to that point, but now it's an endurance race.

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