Current Events > whenever i go to restaurants with friends the waitress hates us cuz of our water

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i prefer water with ice and no lemon

my other friend prefers no ice no lemon

my other friend prefers no ice with lemon

my other friend prefers ice with lemon

no waitress has ever gotten all 4 of our orders correct

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I don't mean to alarm you, but you and your friends may be... a word problem.

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i feel like that request could be mentally encoded in a way which makes it quite easy to remember

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TheMikh posted...

i feel like that request could be mentally encoded in a way which makes it quite easy to remember

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If only more ppl were robots

s0nicfan posted...

I don't mean to alarm you, but you and your friends may be... a word problem.

Wat

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No_U_L7 posted...

Wat

Your post reads like a word problem. Like one of those "Timmy doesn't like to sit next to Jane, and Ann won't sit next to a boy... what order are they sitting in?" logic puzzles.

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s0nicfan posted...

Your post reads like a word problem. Like one of those "Timmy doesn't like to sit next to Jane, and Ann won't sit next to a boy... what order are they sitting in?" logic puzzles.

s0nicfan posted...

Your post reads like a word problem. Like one of those "Timmy doesn't like to sit next to Jane, and Ann won't sit next to a boy... what order are they sitting in?" logic puzzles.

oh lol

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If you want good service... just order a coke.
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southcoast09 posted...

If you want good service... just order a coke.

I can't drink caffeine

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anyone can drink caffeine if they try
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Ill order with ice and lemon no water

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Why not just order 4 glasses of water, a pitcher of ice, and a sliced up lemon?
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DespondentDeity posted...

Why not just order 4 glasses of water, a pitcher of ice, and a sliced up lemon?

What am I, homeless, I shouldnt have to do my own waitering

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Well the good news is they probably stuck their finger they haven't watched in hours in all of them. So drink up
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yea it sounds like a planned joke on the wait staff so I can see why they'd be irked

I would tell one person to ask for a lemon on the side and make no one else order lemons lol
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And this really isn't hard, 4 waters, 2 no ice and a plate of lemons
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No_U_L7 posted...

order

i prefer water with ice and no lemon

my other friend prefers no ice no lemon

my other friend prefers no ice with lemon

my other friend prefers ice with lemon

no waitress has ever gotten all 4 of our orders correct

You eat at low quality places than. Try eating at any place thats not a Jack in the Box or IHOP

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nativengine posted...

You eat at low quality places than. Try eating at any place thats not a Jack in the Box or IHOP

Idk why topics on CE always devolve into personal attacks. A discussion of pornstars once turned into the assertion that I had immature tastes in porn stars lol

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No_U_L7 posted...

Idk why topics on CE always devolve into personal attacks. A discussion of pornstars once turned into the assertion that I had immature tastes in porn stars lol

no waitress has ever gotten all 4 of our orders correct

you just personally attacked every waitress whos served you. I chose to attack the shitty places you all choose to frequent. But Im the asshole?

And hows about you stop bringing these issues to a forum if you dont like the responses?


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nativengine posted...

no waitress has ever gotten all 4 of our orders correct

you just personally attacked every waitress whos served you. I chose to attack the shitty places you all choose to frequent. But Im the asshole?

And hows about you stop bringing these issues to a forum if you dont like the responses?

Oh, you're a waitress. Got it

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No_U_L7 posted...

Oh, you're a waitress. Got it

Im actually a cop but ok. I also eat out often with groups of people and have never had this issue but go ahead and keep shitting on the waitstaff.

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TheMikh posted...

i feel like that request could be mentally encoded in a way which makes it quite easy to remember

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Its alot easier to do that when ur reading the order than when ur hearing it from a bunch of ass clowns.

nativengine posted...

Im actually a cop but ok. I also eat out often with groups of people and have never had this issue but go ahead and keep shitting on the waitstaff.

Lol and you wonder why no one likes cops. I'm just sharing some experiences from my life. It's a fact, waitresses just get too confused by our water orders. Idk why you're taking it so personally

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And I'm saying yall are ass clowns because yall know the order is confusing, all you gotta do is order, "2 waters with ice, 2 waters without ice, and lemons on the side" Its literally that simple and it'll never get confusing, itll always be right, and you can titrate the amount of lemons to your liking.

If you want water with lemon just order lemonade ffs

DanHaren2019 posted...

And I'm saying yall are ass clowns because yall know the order is confusing, all you gotta do is order, "2 waters with ice, 2 waters without ice, and lemons on the side" Its literally that simple and it'll never get confusing, itll always be right, and you can titrate the amount of lemons to your liking.

That's assuming we all know what the other person is getting. I forget/don't think about it. we dont eat together all the time or on a consistent basis

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No_U_L7 posted...

Lol and you wonder why no one likes cops. I'm just sharing some experiences from my life. It's a fact, waitresses just get too confused by our water orders. Idk why you're taking it so personally

Oh and look whos personally attacking now. Im also sharing my personal experience. Why are you taking it so personally? I mean, you made the topic to be commented in right?

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well u made it sound like u go all the time, and now ur backtracking and saying u dont go often enough to know their orders...yet you posted their orders.

nativengine posted...

Oh and look whos personally attacking now. Im also sharing my personal experience. Why are you taking it so personally? I mean, you made the topic to be commented in right?

For productive comments, not for offended waitresses (whom I'm not even attacking, wtf lol)

Not responding to you any more. Best of luck in your future endeavors

DanHaren2019 posted...

well u made it sound like u go all the time, and now ur backtracking and saying u dont go often enough to know their orders...yet you posted their orders.

We might go every 6 weeks. You really expect me to remember what everyone orders after 6 wks? And what if we have a 5th friend there or 1 of the 4 of us doesnt go...I have better things to remember than that. Waitresses should be able to do their job w.o me going way out of my way to do it for them

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Complete_Idi0t posted...

If you want water with lemon just order lemonade ffs

What a complete idiot. Here's the real life hack. Order an Arnold palmer with no iced tea.

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Seems like your a group jerks trying to make the staff out as dummies. Speaks volumes about you tbh. Not really topic worthy other than to rip on the staff.

You went from going all the time to rarely going, and now going out every 6 weeks. And you literally posted their orders then said you dont remember what they order.

TC, ur done.

DanHaren2019 posted...

You went from going all the time you rarely going, and now going out every 6 weeks. And you literally posted their orders then said you dont remember what they order.

TC, ur done.

https://imgur.com/QPgN9

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Gtalady91 posted...

Seems like your a group jerks trying to make the staff out as dummies. Speaks volumes about you tbh. Not really topic worthy other than to rip on the staff.

We didnt coordinate it, we just all have different preferences.

DanHaren2019 posted...

You went from going all the time you rarely going, and now going out every 6 weeks. And you literally posted their orders then said you dont remember what they order.

TC, ur done.

Did you not read...there is no frequency. And I remember the 4 orders...I dont remember who prefers which order

The waitress doesn't ask "what drinks does your group want?" She goes person to person and asks them their drink order

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No_U_L7 posted...

For productive comments, not for offended waitresses (whom I'm not even attacking, wtf lol)

Not responding to you any more. Best of luck in your future endeavors

I fucking love these responses because its a just you admitting you lost and you know it. Not only that but instead of just ignoring me you let everyone know you lost. Thanks, this is why Im a cop and your a perp. I just got you to confess

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nativengine posted...

I fucking love these responses because its a just you admitting you lost and you know it

https://imgur.com/QPgN9

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nativengine posted...

I fucking love these responses because its a just you admitting you lost and you know it. Not only that but instead of just ignoring me you let everyone know you lost. Thanks, this is why Im a cop and your a perp. I just got you to confess

It's called me being the bigger man. A good cop should be able to understand that.


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No_U_L7 posted...

It's called me being the bigger man. A good cop should be able to understand that.

Oh and I just got you to keep going on. You had the right to remain silent but chose to keep going. Cops love that.

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nativengine posted...

Oh and I just got you to keep going on. You had the right to remain silent but chose to keep going. Cops love that.

You sound like you really excel at your job

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No_U_L7 posted...

You sound like you really excel at your job

Its why Im being promoted to detective next week. No joke. Honestly, I could use you as proof of my persuasiveness

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nativengine posted...

Its why Im being promoted to detective next week. No joke. Honestly, I could use you as proof of my persuasiveness

Congrats

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nativengine posted...

Oh and I just got you to keep going on. You had the right to remain silent but chose to keep going. Cops love that.

Oh they do?

im shocked. Its not like they constantly goad people and antagonize them and try to trick them to get around the mandatory reading of ones rights. Thanks for pointing that out.

But also seriously congrats cause that would be a p cool job whereas being a uniform cop would eat more dick than there has been dicks in human history.


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CanuckCowboy posted...

Oh they do?

im shocked. Its not like they constantly goad people and antagonize them and try to trick them to get around the mandatory reading of ones rights. Thanks for pointing that out.

But also seriously congrats cause that would be a p cool job whereas being a uniform cop would eat more dick than there has been dicks in human history.

Intimidation is key. Antagonist speech is too. Its how you get a read on people. I was able to pass a lie detector test knowing full well I wasnt telling the truth. I do love your antagonistic approach. Gives me a starting point in my reports. Suspect was uncooperative and hesitant

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No_U_L7 posted...

Congrats

Thanks. For future reference, when you are getting arrested, say nothing at all. I may be a cop but Im going out to be an attorney and its best to say nothing at all because anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law is simply saying we can twist what you said to fit our narrative.

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nativengine posted...

Intimidation is key. Antagonist speech is too. Its how you get a read on people. I was able to pass a lie detector test knowing full well I wasnt telling the truth. I do love your antagonistic approach. Gives me a starting point in my reports. Suspect was uncooperative and hesitant

man my buddy got pulled over once while passenger in my buddies car and tbf legally speaking cops got every reason to target him (no reason to pull him over in that instance but hey his lawyer smoked them
in court i get why they were targetting him even if its bs) and the shit they pulled was absurd.

Were in a small town and he also taught an mma class which i helped coach. And when they realized he wasnt gonna be antagonized they started teling me im a fighter and a tough guy so how about i get out of the car.

Edit-they obviously knew i was his assistant coach and theres no way theyd be familiar with some low end bjj competitor and basically unaccomplished kyokushin guy in a larger city.

Also the one cop spent honestly 2 minutes just listing cities that exist in my
province and neither me or buddy had a clue what was going on till he said you could go live there.... youre mot wanted here. Lol. It was so weird ans obviously rehearsed.

I dunno how dumb you gotta be to fall for that shit but they kept it up for almost a half hour. It was never gonna work but it does make you angry eventually.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

man my buddy got pulled over once while passenger in my buddies car and tbf legally speaking cops got every reason to target him (no reason to pull him over in that instance but hey his lawyer smoked them
in court i get why they were targetting him even if its bs) and the shit they pulled was absurd.

Were in a small town and he also taught an mma class which i helped coach. And when they realized he wasnt gonna be antagonized they started teling me im a fighter and a tough guy so how about i get out of the car.

Edit-they obviously knew i was his assistant coach and theres no way theyd be familiar with some low end bjj competitor and basically unaccomplished kyokushin guy in a larger city.

Also the one cop spent honestly 2 minutes just listing cities that exist in my
province and neither me or buddy had a clue what was going on till he said you could go live there.... youre mot wanted here. Lol. It was so weird ans obviously rehearsed.

I dunno how dumb you gotta be to fall for that shit but they kept it up for almost a half hour. It was never gonna work but it does make you angry eventually.

I love tough guys because I was a wrestler for 13 years, 4 of those were NCAA at MSU. I love smart asses because I majored in psychology, criminal being my specialty. I also teach weapons safety in my free time.

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nativengine posted...

I love tough guys because I was a wrestler for 13 years, 4 of those were NCAA at MSU. I love smart asses because I majored in psychology, criminal being my specialty. I also teach weapons safety in my free time.

Thats fair tbh. I have experienced really negative shit from cops but if it works it works I guess. Gotta be a dumbass volatile jackass to be caught up in those games.

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CanuckCowboy posted...

Thats fair tbh. I have experienced really negative shit from cops but if it works it works I guess. Gotta be a dumbass volatile jackass to be caught up in those games.

Calm, level headed people typically dont get brought in. In my experience, the only time they get brought in is for unprescribed proscription pills or solicitation. They know they fucked up and want to get it over with as easily as possible. Bikers oddly enough go in pretty easily too.

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nativengine posted...

Calm, level headed people typically dont get brought in. In my experience, the only time they get brought in is for unprescribed proscription pills or solicitation. They know they fucked up and want to get it over with as easily as possible. Bikers oddly enough go in pretty easily too.

Bikers know how to play the game. That shouldnt be a surprise honestly. I know some hells angels and i would never wanna be one or say theyre inherently good
people but theyre all aware of how to deal with cops and 99% of them wont ever cause a problem for people who dont bring it on themselves.

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man, users like @darkprince45 and @nativengine really do make all cops look like colossal douches, don't they

makes me feel bad for the actually good, honest ones

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as for tc, as a waiter myself, i'd think you guys were all a bunch of idiots
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