Current Events > If my gf and I are still virgins by Valentines I'll personally pay for a room.

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Duncanwii
11/10/19 4:16:18 PM
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Out of pocket. A good hotel. Not a cheap floozy one but Days Inn or something.

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__aCEr__
11/10/19 4:19:09 PM
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Will that be after a fancy dinner at Long John Silver's?

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Valjackal
11/10/19 4:19:33 PM
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Keeping it classy. Love it.

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RebelElite791
11/10/19 4:20:11 PM
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Okay this has to be a joke at this point. Idk why Days Inn was the breaking point but here we are
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Guerrilla Soldier
11/10/19 4:20:27 PM
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yeah im sure thats whats holding it back
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Duncanwii
11/10/19 4:21:11 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Okay this has to be a joke at this point. Idk why Days Inn was the breaking point but here we are
Would you rather we go to Holiday Inn? Because my town has both.

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Alucard188
11/10/19 4:30:10 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Would you rather we go to Holiday Inn? Because my town has both.


Make it a Holiday Inn Express. Show her you really mean business.

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pfh1001
11/10/19 4:33:05 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Okay this has to be a joke at this point. Idk why Days Inn was the breaking point but here we are


LMAO, I know right?

This is one of the worst gimmicks at CE, and that's really saying something.
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FF_Redux
11/10/19 4:33:43 PM
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DarkChozoGhost
11/10/19 4:35:19 PM
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Go to the Hyatt
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Duncanwii
11/10/19 4:35:30 PM
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pfh1001 posted...
LMAO, I know right?

This is one of the worst gimmicks at CE, and that's really saying something.
The fact my life can be mistaken for a gimmick shows just how fucked up it is.

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ImCallingYouOut
11/10/19 4:35:31 PM
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lmfao

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Christian RULES
11/10/19 4:35:44 PM
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Do you want to remember your first time to be at a Days Inn when you can have it in an expensive suite at a five star hotel in NY or LA or SF?
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MrNintendo1213
11/10/19 4:36:33 PM
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Isnt that how hotels work? You tend to have to pay for them.
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Duncanwii
11/10/19 4:36:48 PM
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Christian RULES posted...
Do you want to remember your first time to be at a Days Inn when you can have it in an expensive suite at a five star hotel in NY or LA or SF?
I cant travel to any of those places though. The Days Inn is just 20 minutes from her apartment.

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Alteres
11/10/19 4:37:13 PM
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You ever watch the end of the fucking world?

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KogaSteelfang
11/10/19 4:37:19 PM
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I didn't think having a place was the issue.

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ImCallingYouOut
11/10/19 4:37:45 PM
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tag

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KookyCouture
11/10/19 4:38:11 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
The Days Inn is just 20 minutes from her apartment.


so why pay for a room when she has her own place where you have proper privacy?
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Duncanwii
11/10/19 4:46:01 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
Don't want to dirty her sheets
When we tried doing it before we used the pull out bed. She said her bed is too narrow for two people and I've seen it and I agree.

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bobbaaay
11/10/19 4:53:08 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
ProfessorKukui posted...
Don't want to dirty her sheets
When we tried doing it before we used the pull out bed. She said her bed is too narrow for two people and I've seen it and I agree.


The bed doesn't need two people on it. It literally just needs room for her knees and her hands
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Pepys Monster
11/10/19 4:55:54 PM
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I used to stay at Motel 6 with my ex fiancee every now and then. We got to have sex without worrying about her mom hearing.
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Lordgold666
11/10/19 4:57:12 PM
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If you dont me asking, do you have a credit card? Cant rent a room without one
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brestugo
11/10/19 5:00:05 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
ProfessorKukui posted...
Don't want to dirty her sheets
When we tried doing it before we used the pull out bed. She said her bed is too narrow for two people and I've seen it and I agree.

How big is this woman? People have gotten busy in Burger King bathrooms before.

Also, Doubletree or GTFO.
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Flockaveli
11/10/19 5:34:24 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Out of pocket. A good hotel. Not a cheap floozy one but Days Inn or something.
Lmao

you gonna take her to Olive Garden too?

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ToPoPO
11/10/19 5:39:32 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Out of pocket. A good hotel. Not a cheap floozy one but Days Inn or something.
Lmao

you gonna take her to Olive Garden too?


TC gonna ask mommy and daddy for $ or beg for it here like he did his Nintendo Online subscription
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inloveanddeath0
11/10/19 5:41:45 PM
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brestugo posted...
How big is this woman? People have gotten busy in Burger King bathrooms before.

Also, Doubletree or GTFO.
She's sizable

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DezDroppedFreak
11/10/19 5:42:06 PM
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Im confused how the hotel is supposed to make it more likely to happen when she literally lives alone based on your other topics
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Kitt
11/10/19 5:42:06 PM
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pfh1001 posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
Okay this has to be a joke at this point. Idk why Days Inn was the breaking point but here we are


LMAO, I know right?

This is one of the worst gimmicks at CE, and that's really saying something.

Real or not, it's weird as fuck to keep people on the internet updated on your sex life with your s/o.
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Umbreon
11/10/19 5:46:06 PM
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I could have sworn you made a topic about getting laid a few months ago.
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ToPoPO
11/10/19 5:50:16 PM
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Umbreon posted...
I could have sworn you made a topic about getting laid a few months ago.


He did, TC then couldn't get hard and cried after iirc
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inloveanddeath0
11/10/19 5:52:46 PM
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Umbreon posted...
I could have sworn you made a topic about getting laid a few months ago.
Maybe an attempt but I'm pretty sure there was no penetration

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Umbreon
11/10/19 6:01:41 PM
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Ah, right.

Performance anxiety is a bitch.
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inloveanddeath0
11/10/19 6:02:24 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Ah, right.

Performance anxiety is a bitch.
I don't remember the topic I could be wrong

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The Trent
11/10/19 6:03:17 PM
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if this is the case and you can prove to me she's legit and real, then i'll pay for the god damn room
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Kitt
11/10/19 6:04:28 PM
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The Trent posted...
if this is the case and you can prove to me she's legit and real, then i'll pay for the god damn room

I'm sure she's real. I also believe he fucks her on a regular basis.
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inloveanddeath0
11/10/19 6:07:01 PM
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Kitt posted...
I'm sure she's real. I also believe he fucks her on a regular basis.
He had a pic of them together in his sig for quite awhile

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KookyCouture
11/10/19 6:13:12 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
She said her bed is too narrow for two people and I've seen it and I agree.


Unless you're both heffalumps a narrow bed would do fine, you're not going to be laying flat out side by side just holding hands are you?! Also you don't have to do it on a bed

ToPoPO posted...
He did, TC then couldn't get hard and cried after iirc


That ended up being one of the funniest topics on here in a long time lol
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The Trent
11/10/19 6:37:19 PM
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I'm serious if I can see proof that shes real I will buy the room
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JimCarrysToe
11/10/19 6:39:25 PM
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What do you mean "if"? Y'all gonna be virgins on valentine's day 3019 lol

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Keith_Valentine
11/10/19 6:42:57 PM
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It almost happened but he couldnt get his dingaling hard. So he just munched on her ass instead.
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inloveanddeath0
11/10/19 6:48:20 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
What do you mean "if"? Y'all gonna be virgins on valentine's day 3019 lol
Hey aren't you one too?

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JimCarrysToe
11/10/19 7:07:33 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Hey aren't you one too?
Yea



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inloveanddeath0
11/10/19 7:59:50 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Yea

Let's meet up! Jking

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awesome999
11/10/19 8:01:25 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Out of pocket. A good hotel. Not a cheap floozy one but Days Inn or something.
Who posted?

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inloveanddeath0
11/10/19 8:01:49 PM
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awesome999 posted...
Who posted?
Yo momma

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__aCEr__
11/10/19 8:02:42 PM
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Imagine dating someone for years and they never bother to upgrade from a twin mattress.

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inloveanddeath0
11/10/19 8:03:31 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Imagine dating someone for years and they never bother to upgrade from a twin mattress.
Imagine having an Acer brand

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