Current Events > yoooo theres a story in the bible of a guy giving 200 foreskins to a King

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Bootyhole 11/08/19 7:44:38 PM #1:	Bible > 1 Samuel > Chapter 18 > Verse 27 *1 Samuel 18:27* *New International Version* David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage. What Whaaaat why would you want that many foreskins my king what are you doing with those things lol My guy even had them count them in front of him whaaaat <cite>Bootyhole posted [p:929866610] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote> Bible > 1 Samuel > Chapter 18 > Verse 27 1 Samuel 18:27 New International Version David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage. What Whaaaat why would you want that many foreskins my king what are you doing with those things lol My guy even had them count them in front of him whaaaat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bootyhole 11/08/19 7:45:32 PM #2:	How this king know the foreskins were even palestinian Shit this book is crazy why didnt I read it sooner <cite>Bootyhole posted [p:929866652] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote>How this king know the foreskins were even palestinian Shit this book is crazy why didnt I read it sooner </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 11/08/19 7:45:36 PM #3:	They used them as rubber bands back in the day. Very versatile. --- https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:929866654] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote>They used them as rubber bands back in the day. Very versatile.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 11/08/19 7:47:02 PM #4:	Chicken posted... They used them as rubber bands back in the day. Very versatile. I can't tell if trolling or stating a weird ass fact. Seeing people tie shit with foreskins sounds believable --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:929866705] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>They used them as rubber bands back in the day. Very versatile.</quote> I can't tell if trolling or stating a weird ass fact. Seeing people tie shit with foreskins sounds believable </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bootyhole 11/08/19 7:48:58 PM #5:	Chicken posted... They used them as rubber bands back in the day. Very versatile. Nooooooo no no no i hope not cmon man <cite>Bootyhole posted [p:929866773] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite> <quote>They used them as rubber bands back in the day. Very versatile.</quote> Nooooooo no no no i hope not cmon man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Matchabuu_ 11/08/19 7:50:38 PM #6:	Lord that is a CURSED maybe fact --- uwu SW-0239-3946-8686 <cite>_Matchabuu_ posted [p:929866837] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote>Lord that is a CURSED maybe fact</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 11/08/19 7:51:16 PM #7:	Bootyhole posted... why would you want that many foreskins my king what are you doing with those things lol foreskin soup! --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:929866859] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote>Bootyhole posted... </cite> <quote>why would you want that many foreskins my king what are you doing with those things lol</quote>foreskin soup! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/08/19 7:52:15 PM #8:	Is this the weirdest thing youve happened upon in the Bible? Do Old Testament stuff next --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:929866901] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote>Is this the weirdest thing youve happened upon in the Bible? Do Old Testament stuff next </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bootyhole 11/08/19 7:52:44 PM #9:	_Matchabuu_ posted... Lord that is a CURSED maybe fact I'm sweating just thinking about living in that age Biblical times were the original game of thrones TeaMilk posted... foreskin soup! or onion rings <cite>Bootyhole posted [p:929866918] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote>_Matchabuu_ posted... </cite> <quote>Lord that is a CURSED maybe fact</quote> I'm sweating just thinking about living in that age Biblical times were the original game of thrones TeaMilk posted... </cite> <quote>foreskin soup!</quote> or onion rings </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bootyhole 11/08/19 7:54:06 PM #10:	R1masher posted... Is this the weirdest thing youve happened upon in the Bible? Do Old Testament stuff next Hmm I have heard about the wife being commanded to cut off her husbands nuts or something in deuteronomy and I think theres something somewhere about a woman having sex with an animal or maybe God threatens if she sexes the animal she will be killed <cite>Bootyhole posted [p:929866975] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite> <quote>Is this the weirdest thing youve happened upon in the Bible? Do Old Testament stuff next</quote> Hmm I have heard about the wife being commanded to cut off her husbands nuts or something in deuteronomy and I think theres something somewhere about a woman having sex with an animal or maybe God threatens if she sexes the animal she will be killed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/08/19 7:54:51 PM #11:	Bootyhole posted... I'm sweating just thinking about living in that age Biblical times were the original game of thrones or onion rings calamari --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:929866994] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote>Bootyhole posted... </cite> <quote>I'm sweating just thinking about living in that age Biblical times were the original game of thrones or onion rings</quote>calamari </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 11/08/19 8:01:47 PM #12:	Bootyhole posted... what are you doing with those things lol Foreskin rinds, duh. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:929867260] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote>Bootyhole posted...</cite> <quote>what are you doing with those things lol</quote> Foreskin rinds, duh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 11/08/19 8:15:26 PM #13:	the bible is crazy shit --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:929867743] in yoooo ther... [t:78145715]...</cite> <quote>the bible is crazy shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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