Current Events > The perfect girl, but you need her MAGA dad,s permission to take her on a date.

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Mods, please dont delete this, because its actually a good question that Im curious about, and not just spamming.

You meet the perfect girl. She isnt necessarily a MAGA girl, but her dad certainly is.

You fall in love with her after meeting her in public, and you managed to summon the courage to strike a conversation and she liked you, too! You got her number and a few days later the two of you have your first date!

You go to pick her up. Before you ring the doorbell, you can hear through the window that the TV is turned up, and familiar sounds and voices associated with FOX News. You hear a disgruntled males voice inside the house, shouting on some monologue about how the liberals are trying to turn us all gay and take our guns away. The girl you met was amazing, though, so you ring the doorbell. The disgruntled shouting pauses, then you hear him say Ill get it.

The door opens, and taking up the entire frame of the door is a beer-bellied man wearing a red MAGA hat, a shirt with the sleeves cut off, heavy facial hair stubble, holding a bud lite bottle. You can see that the interior of the house is heavily decorated with American flags and other symbols of patriotism, or perhaps nationalism would be a more fitting term. He barks, What do you want?

Whats your next move, CE?

No I dont.

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Disengaged posted...

No I dont.

But if you fail the "test," mentioned above, she will know you were too scared to talk to her dad, and won't respect you as a man.

Not a problem

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I say hi & tell him I'm there to pick up his daughter.

I'm not going to kiss his ass just for a date, but I'm not going to be rude to him either.

pfh1001 posted...

I say hi & tell him I'm there to pick up his daughter.

Now he asks you to come inside. He wants to get to know the man who is taking his daughter out, first.

Sir, I want to make America great again and take your lovely daughter out. Is that Tucker Carlson I hear? He's the best. Love how he triggers the libs. You bear arms too?
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Ic3Bullet posted...

pfh1001 posted...

I say hi & tell him I'm there to pick up his daughter.

Now he asks you to come inside. He wants to get to know the man who is taking his daughter out, first.

If she's the perfect girl, then I won't be waiting too long for her to get ready. I can make some random chit chat for a few minutes with anyone after years working customer service.

Build a wall around the dad.

It'd be pretty easy for me.
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I am apparently the Jewish Boogeyman, so I'll see how this plays out.

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Kami_no_Kami posted...

Build a wall around the dad.

Deport her dad back to alaska.

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