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SoundNetwork
11/07/19 2:15:31 AM
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And this indian man has been messaging me at least once a month for the past 5 years that he misses me. How do I tell him that I'm a 39 year old married man without breaking his heart?

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Vyrulisse
11/07/19 2:20:56 AM
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Irony
11/07/19 2:21:22 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Maybe he'll be into it. ( )

No
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/07/19 2:21:28 AM
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I believe this is 100% true. I have no advice for you.
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Middle hope
11/07/19 2:26:47 AM
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Did he ask for Bob's or vagana yet?

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Touya999
11/07/19 2:37:10 AM
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Tell him honestly
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ffmasterjose
11/07/19 2:39:35 AM
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Send him a dick pic

Also why do you have a fake female FB account for years when you're a 39 yr old married man?
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WoIverine
11/07/19 6:44:22 AM
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ffmasterjose posted...
Send him a dick pic

Also why do you have a fake female FB account for years when you're a 39 yr old married man?
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It shouldnt have taken till post number 7 for someone to ask this
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mach25687
11/07/19 7:27:37 AM
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Ask him to send money.
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Oldin
11/07/19 7:38:28 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Maybe he'll be into it. ( )
Girllll

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awesome999
11/07/19 7:39:35 AM
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mach25687 posted...
Ask him to send money.

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SoundNetwork
11/07/19 11:56:40 AM
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ffmasterjose posted...
Send him a dick pic

Also why do you have a fake female FB account for years when you're a 39 yr old married man?
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Because I made it when I was a 34 year old married man

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BlazinBlue88
11/07/19 12:00:11 PM
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I made one back in my early 20s to screw with a friend. It was weird how many random dudes came out of the woodwork to add my profile and message me.
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SoundNetwork
11/07/19 12:00:38 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
I made one back in my early 20s to screw with a friend. It was weird how many random dudes came out of the woodwork to add my profile and message me.
Do they still miss you

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BlazinBlue88
11/07/19 12:02:27 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
BlazinBlue88 posted...
I made one back in my early 20s to screw with a friend. It was weird how many random dudes came out of the woodwork to add my profile and message me.
Do they still miss you

Uhh...idk. I only kept the profile around for 4-5 months. Once I was finished screwing with my friend, I got rid of it. Felt creepy otherwise.
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