Current Events > I have the weirdest coworker - he always looks over his shoulder at the urinal.

(+) Yeah! (+)

While he's at the urinal, that is. He'll be mid-peeing, and when someone opens the door, he is always looking over his shoulder to see who comes in. Why?

For perspective, our office bathroom is like this

https://i.imgur.com/efgKQm0.png

So when the co-worker is at the urinal, you walk in the door from the left, pass him while he looks over his shoulder at you, and walk into the stall since it's the only other option.

Why the fuck does he do that? When I'm peeing, I don't want to know who might be about to go drop a stinker. Conversely, when I'm pooping, I wait until whoever's at the urinal leaves, because I don't need them to know that I just unloaded in there and will be walking around with stank in my pants the rest of the day.

It's the weirdest fucking thing.
---

Maybe hes worried a hitman is looking for him

---

No_U_L7 posted...

Maybe hes worried a hitman is looking for him

Could be
---