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Damn_Underscore
11/05/19 12:37:08 AM
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Imagine being a defensive lineman who hasn't showered for weeks. You would be repulsive and have an automatic advantage against any offensive lineman. Also if you tackle a player they would be disgusted and it would throw their game off
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MarshallStack
11/05/19 3:23:40 AM
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I cant believe anyone would classify Shenmue as the best game of all time

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awesome999
11/05/19 3:59:39 AM
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MarshallStack posted...
I cant believe anyone would classify Shenmue as the best game of all time

Uh, I agree with corrections
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
11/05/19 4:03:22 AM
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MarshallStack posted...
I cant believe anyone would classify Shenmue as the best game of all time
2nd best
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Orlando_Jordan
11/05/19 4:05:12 AM
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His own teammates would have to smell him more than the enemy team. He would get jumped.
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TwoDoorPunkCab
11/05/19 5:30:28 AM
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that's a double negative in your title there, pal
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mattnd2007
11/05/19 5:38:53 AM
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Or just stop brushing their teeth and pull a Malboro

Lineman used bad breath

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sktgamer_13dude
11/05/19 5:41:49 AM
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TwoDoorPunkCab posted...
that's a double negative in your title there, pal

Its what he meant to say though.
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Damn_Underscore
11/05/19 11:38:19 AM
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bump.

Only one answer to this topic tbh:

Orlando_Jordan posted...
His own teammates would have to smell him more than the enemy team. He would get jumped.


That would be a concern, but I think if everyone understands you are doing this for the team (and it works), I don't think the rest of the team would care.
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uwnim
11/05/19 11:45:04 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
bump.

Only one answer to this topic tbh:

That would be a concern, but I think if everyone understands you are doing this for the team (and it works), I don't think the rest of the team would care.
If it really does work, the tactic will spread until everyone is filthy and smelly. Then the fans smell the players from the stands and start puking. Attendance plummets and revenue goes with it. Eventually the league shuts down.

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Damn_Underscore
11/05/19 11:47:02 AM
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But the first person/team that tried it would have an advantage. Eventually the league would probably ban it if it was effective, but there's literally no way to coach against it.
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