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Purely 11/04/19 1:42:01 AM #1:	Apparently it's taught to girls in sex ed that "blue balls" is this horrible painful experience that happens if we get a boner and don't ejaculate. I remember in high school, girls I was talking to would hold it against me if they got mad at me and would be like damn, I guess you gotta take care of it yourself this time. To which I would just be like ok, I just gotta wait a minute and it'll go down... They actually think that when you have a boner you need to orgasm for it to go down, and if you don't it's this terrible pain. Who came up with this idea? Who's gonna tell them we get boners all the time and it doesn't really mean anything? <cite>Purely posted [p:929637508] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>Apparently it's taught to girls in sex ed that "blue balls" is this horrible painful experience that happens if we get a boner and don't ejaculate. I remember in high school, girls I was talking to would hold it against me if they got mad at me and would be like damn, I guess you gotta take care of it yourself this time. To which I would just be like ok, I just gotta wait a minute and it'll go down... They actually think that when you have a boner you need to orgasm for it to go down, and if you don't it's this terrible pain. Who came up with this idea? Who's gonna tell them we get boners all the time and it doesn't really mean anything?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima Dragon 11/04/19 1:47:50 AM #2:	Blue balls is an actual thing, but it's the result of prolonged sexual tension without release.. not simply a result of just getting a boner randomly. If that was the case every guy would start his day with blue balls if he didn't take care of his morning wood, lol. It's not a common experience when you're older, but think back to your first girlfriend or whatever when you didn't go past first base and she would just sit on your lap and you would make out and feel her up for like an hour but never go any further than that. Felt bad man. --- "We know things can move faster than the speed of light because liberal tears are on the ground before something offensive even happens" - Coffeebeanz <cite>Ultima Dragon posted [p:929637629] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>Blue balls is an actual thing, but it's the result of prolonged sexual tension without release.. not simply a result of just getting a boner randomly. If that was the case every guy would start his day with blue balls if he didn't take care of his morning wood, lol. It's not a common experience when you're older, but think back to your first girlfriend or whatever when you didn't go past first base and she would just sit on your lap and you would make out and feel her up for like an hour but never go any further than that. Felt bad man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purple_Cheetah 11/04/19 1:53:47 AM #3:	It'd be like teasing yourself close to finale, but never achieving it. Some enjoy that. Either way if the original situation is true, a few steps were skipped and I can only assume it's because they simply don't know how males work. To be fair a lot of males don't understand females either. I partially blame movies and such feeding into it. Like american pie for example. <cite>Purple_Cheetah posted [p:929637735] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>It'd be like teasing yourself close to finale, but never achieving it. Some enjoy that. Either way if the original situation is true, a few steps were skipped and I can only assume it's because they simply don't know how males work. To be fair a lot of males don't understand females either. I partially blame movies and such feeding into it. Like american pie for example.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purely 11/04/19 9:00:52 AM #4:	Ultima Dragon posted... Blue balls is an actual thing, but it's the result of prolonged sexual tension without release.. not simply a result of just getting a boner randomly. If that was the case every guy would start his day with blue balls if he didn't take care of his morning wood, lol. It's not a common experience when you're older, but think back to your first girlfriend or whatever when you didn't go past first base and she would just sit on your lap and you would make out and feel her up for like an hour but never go any further than that. Felt bad man. Maybe felt bad emotionally but there wasn't any physical pain in the balls... <cite>Purely posted [p:929645371] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>Ultima Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>Blue balls is an actual thing, but it's the result of prolonged sexual tension without release.. not simply a result of just getting a boner randomly. If that was the case every guy would start his day with blue balls if he didn't take care of his morning wood, lol. It's not a common experience when you're older, but think back to your first girlfriend or whatever when you didn't go past first base and she would just sit on your lap and you would make out and feel her up for like an hour but never go any further than that. Felt bad man.</quote> Maybe felt bad emotionally but there wasn't any physical pain in the balls...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution998 11/04/19 9:09:19 AM #5:	Agahnim --- https://youtu.be/sMIAnfTrMXo <cite>Caution998 posted [p:929645599] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>Agahnim</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Top Crusader 11/04/19 9:12:49 AM #6:	Purely posted... Ultima Dragon posted... Blue balls is an actual thing, but it's the result of prolonged sexual tension without release.. not simply a result of just getting a boner randomly. If that was the case every guy would start his day with blue balls if he didn't take care of his morning wood, lol. It's not a common experience when you're older, but think back to your first girlfriend or whatever when you didn't go past first base and she would just sit on your lap and you would make out and feel her up for like an hour but never go any further than that. Felt bad man. Maybe felt bad emotionally but there wasn't any physical pain in the balls... Speak for yourself :'( --- https://imgur.com/09qFfLV <cite>The Top Crusader posted [p:929645681] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>Purely posted...</cite> <quote>Ultima Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>Blue balls is an actual thing, but it's the result of prolonged sexual tension without release.. not simply a result of just getting a boner randomly. If that was the case every guy would start his day with blue balls if he didn't take care of his morning wood, lol. It's not a common experience when you're older, but think back to your first girlfriend or whatever when you didn't go past first base and she would just sit on your lap and you would make out and feel her up for like an hour but never go any further than that. Felt bad man.</quote> Maybe felt bad emotionally but there wasn't any physical pain in the balls...</quote> Speak for yourself :'(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 11/04/19 9:14:43 AM #7:	It doesnt happen to everyone. I have never experienced it and I had some very long lasting chubs back in the day with lots of teasing. --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:929645732] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>It doesnt happen to everyone. I have never experienced it and I had some very long lasting chubs back in the day with lots of teasing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 11/04/19 9:15:14 AM #8:	What sex ed actually teaches this? At best, I can see it coming up as incidental conversation, not something from a textbook. --- formerly evening formerly guide https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:929645742] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>What sex ed actually teaches this? At best, I can see it coming up as incidental conversation, not something from a textbook.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 11/04/19 9:17:06 AM #9:	...What? I think someone's been telling you lies or you're just making stuff up for a weird topic. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:929645792] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>...What? I think someone's been telling you lies or you're just making stuff up for a weird topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 11/04/19 9:17:19 AM #10:	Purely posted... Ultima Dragon posted... Blue balls is an actual thing, but it's the result of prolonged sexual tension without release.. not simply a result of just getting a boner randomly. If that was the case every guy would start his day with blue balls if he didn't take care of his morning wood, lol. It's not a common experience when you're older, but think back to your first girlfriend or whatever when you didn't go past first base and she would just sit on your lap and you would make out and feel her up for like an hour but never go any further than that. Felt bad man. Maybe felt bad emotionally but there wasn't any physical pain in the balls... Ive definitely felt it (physical pain) once or twice --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:929645798] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>Purely posted...</cite> <quote>Ultima Dragon posted...</cite> <quote>Blue balls is an actual thing, but it's the result of prolonged sexual tension without release.. not simply a result of just getting a boner randomly. If that was the case every guy would start his day with blue balls if he didn't take care of his morning wood, lol. It's not a common experience when you're older, but think back to your first girlfriend or whatever when you didn't go past first base and she would just sit on your lap and you would make out and feel her up for like an hour but never go any further than that. Felt bad man.</quote> Maybe felt bad emotionally but there wasn't any physical pain in the balls...</quote> Ive definitely felt it (physical pain) once or twice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YokoGeri 11/04/19 9:18:44 AM #11:	Purely posted... Apparently it's taught to girls in sex ed that "blue balls" is this horrible painful experience that happens if we get a boner and don't ejaculate. I remember in high school, girls I was talking to would hold it against me if they got mad at me and would be like damn, I guess you gotta take care of it yourself this time. To which I would just be like ok, I just gotta wait a minute and it'll go down... They actually think that when you have a boner you need to orgasm for it to go down, and if you don't it's this terrible pain. Who came up with this idea? Who's gonna tell them we get boners all the time and it doesn't really mean anything? it's a female power fantasy <cite>YokoGeri posted [p:929645841] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>Purely posted...</cite> <quote>Apparently it's taught to girls in sex ed that "blue balls" is this horrible painful experience that happens if we get a boner and don't ejaculate. I remember in high school, girls I was talking to would hold it against me if they got mad at me and would be like damn, I guess you gotta take care of it yourself this time. To which I would just be like ok, I just gotta wait a minute and it'll go down... They actually think that when you have a boner you need to orgasm for it to go down, and if you don't it's this terrible pain. Who came up with this idea? Who's gonna tell them we get boners all the time and it doesn't really mean anything?</quote> it's a female power fantasy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 11/04/19 9:19:59 AM #12:	Blue balls are a real thing. https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/blue-balls I had the worst case of blue balls I've ever experienced as a 30 year old man. They visibly bruised and even after "release" ached for hours. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:929645878] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>Blue balls are a real thing. https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/blue-balls I had the worst case of blue balls I've ever experienced as a 30 year old man. They visibly bruised and even after "release" ached for hours.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purely 11/04/19 10:19:38 AM #13:	Funkydog posted... ...What? I think someone's been telling you lies or you're just making stuff up for a weird topic. Well I was was watching Nikki Glaser's Netflix special and she was doing some jokes about it. They actually taught the girls that they need to help us finish or we would be in tremendous pain and they would be terrible people to do something like that. <cite>Purely posted [p:929647863] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted...</cite> <quote>...What? I think someone's been telling you lies or you're just making stuff up for a weird topic.</quote> Well I was was watching Nikki Glaser's Netflix special and she was doing some jokes about it. They actually taught the girls that they need to help us finish or we would be in tremendous pain and they would be terrible people to do something like that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 11/04/19 10:21:52 AM #14:	TheGoldenEel posted... Ive definitely felt it (physical pain) once or twice --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt <cite>awesome999 posted [p:929647943] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>TheGoldenEel posted...</cite> <quote>Ive definitely felt it (physical pain) once or twice</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 11/04/19 10:22:23 AM #15:	Purely posted... Funkydog posted... ...What? I think someone's been telling you lies or you're just making stuff up for a weird topic. Well I was was watching Nikki Glaser's Netflix special and she was doing some jokes about it. They actually taught the girls that they need to help us finish or we would be in tremendous pain and they would be terrible people to do something like that. Youre basing this topic off the setup of a joke? --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:929647964] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>Purely posted...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted...</cite> <quote>...What? I think someone's been telling you lies or you're just making stuff up for a weird topic.</quote> Well I was was watching Nikki Glaser's Netflix special and she was doing some jokes about it. They actually taught the girls that they need to help us finish or we would be in tremendous pain and they would be terrible people to do something like that.</quote> Youre basing this topic off the setup of a joke?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 11/04/19 10:25:03 AM #16:	Ive gone down with blue balls, but I never came up with it rimshot --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:929648049] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>Ive gone down with blue balls, but I never came up with it rimshot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 11/04/19 10:30:49 AM #17:	Purely posted... Funkydog posted... ...What? I think someone's been telling you lies or you're just making stuff up for a weird topic. Well I was was watching Nikki Glaser's Netflix special and she was doing some jokes about it. They actually taught the girls that they need to help us finish or we would be in tremendous pain and they would be terrible people to do something like that. ..... --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:929648256] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>Purely posted...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted...</cite> <quote>...What? I think someone's been telling you lies or you're just making stuff up for a weird topic.</quote> Well I was was watching Nikki Glaser's Netflix special and she was doing some jokes about it. They actually taught the girls that they need to help us finish or we would be in tremendous pain and they would be terrible people to do something like that.</quote> .....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purely 11/04/19 12:54:04 PM #18:	TheGoldenEel posted... Purely posted... Funkydog posted... ...What? I think someone's been telling you lies or you're just making stuff up for a weird topic. Well I was was watching Nikki Glaser's Netflix special and she was doing some jokes about it. They actually taught the girls that they need to help us finish or we would be in tremendous pain and they would be terrible people to do something like that. Youre basing this topic off the setup of a joke? Why are you acting like this is weird? <cite>Purely posted [p:929654152] in Who's the ... [t:78133194]...</cite> <quote>TheGoldenEel posted...</cite> <quote>Purely posted...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted...</cite> <quote>...What? I think someone's been telling you lies or you're just making stuff up for a weird topic.</quote> Well I was was watching Nikki Glaser's Netflix special and she was doing some jokes about it. They actually taught the girls that they need to help us finish or we would be in tremendous pain and they would be terrible people to do something like that.</quote> Youre basing this topic off the setup of a joke?</quote> Why are you acting like this is weird?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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