Current Events > My microwaved egg blew up in my face this morning

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treewojima 11/02/19 8:01:05 AM #1:	I pulled it out, poured some sauce on it, set it on the table, then it went BLAP and threw sauce and eggy bits all over the table, my work shirt and my face What did I do to deserve this <cite>treewojima posted [p:929557535] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>I pulled it out, poured some sauce on it, set it on the table, then it went BLAP and threw sauce and eggy bits all over the table, my work shirt and my face What did I do to deserve this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ic3Bullet 11/02/19 8:02:38 AM #2:	Who the fuck cooks eggs in the microwave? It takes like 30 seconds to cook them in a skillet and it wont taste like shit. <cite>Ic3Bullet posted [p:929557561] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>Who the fuck cooks eggs in the microwave? It takes like 30 seconds to cook them in a skillet and it wont taste like shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 11/02/19 8:08:33 AM #4:	Sounds like you had egg on your face. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:929557660] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like you had egg on your face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 11/02/19 8:12:17 AM #5:	jpenny2 posted... Sounds like you had egg on your face. ayyyyyyyyyyyyy --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:929557707] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>jpenny2 posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like you had egg on your face.</quote> ayyyyyyyyyyyyy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 11/02/19 8:13:37 AM #6:	treewojima posted... What did I do to deserve this You fucking microwaved an egg. Dont do that again --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade https://imgur.com/MYYEIx5 https://imgur.com/WGE12ef <cite>solosnake posted [p:929557731] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>What did I do to deserve this</quote> You fucking microwaved an egg. Dont do that again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyCouture 11/02/19 8:14:19 AM #7:	I never take them out of the microwave without poking/stirring them with a fork first and only cook them in 20 second increments, scrambled eggs are super quick and tasty to do in microwaves The only time I had an eggsplosion (sorry but I just had to!) was when leaving them in too long and they blew up in microwave, it was so loud I though the microwave itself had blown up --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho <cite>KookyCouture posted [p:929557742] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>I never take them out of the microwave without poking/stirring them with a fork first and only cook them in 20 second increments, scrambled eggs are super quick and tasty to do in microwaves The only time I had an eggsplosion (sorry but I just had to!) was when leaving them in too long and they blew up in microwave, it was so loud I though the microwave itself had blown up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nacen 11/02/19 8:14:44 AM #8:	Fair, next. --- About:Blank <cite>Nacen posted [p:929557750] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>Fair, next.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 11/02/19 8:14:45 AM #9:	i knew egg in microwave explode from that game neighbor from hell. if i didn't play that and believed that, i would probably try to microwave an egg one point in my life. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:929557751] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>i knew egg in microwave explode from that game neighbor from hell. if i didn't play that and believed that, i would probably try to microwave an egg one point in my life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 11/02/19 8:16:41 AM #10:	Microwaved egg slaps different. Y'all don't know bout that --- Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er <cite>emblem boy posted [p:929557778] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>Microwaved egg slaps different. Y'all don't know bout that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ic3Bullet 11/02/19 8:18:07 AM #11:	solosnake posted... treewojima posted... What did I do to deserve this You fucking microwaved an egg. Dont do that again Had I been drinking something, it would have shot out of my nose when I read this. <cite>Ic3Bullet posted [p:929557799] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>solosnake posted...</cite> <quote>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>What did I do to deserve this</quote> You fucking microwaved an egg. Dont do that again</quote> Had I been drinking something, it would have shot out of my nose when I read this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Archibleedies 11/02/19 8:21:47 AM #12:	treewojima posted... What did I do to deserve this treewojima posted... microwaved egg --- Hairistotle <cite>Archibleedies posted [p:929557852] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>What did I do to deserve this</quote> treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>microwaved egg</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 11/02/19 8:25:03 AM #13:	You can microwave a scrambled egg. My family does that sometimes with big family get togethers for breakfast. Then they make homemade sausage egg and cheese biscuit sandwiches like you get at McDonald's. Pretty good actually --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:929557902] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>You can microwave a scrambled egg. My family does that sometimes with big family get togethers for breakfast. Then they make homemade sausage egg and cheese biscuit sandwiches like you get at McDonald's. Pretty good actually </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Archibleedies 11/02/19 8:25:42 AM #14:	emblem boy posted... Microwaved egg slaps different. Y'all don't know bout that What does this whole post mean --- Hairistotle <cite>Archibleedies posted [p:929557917] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>emblem boy posted...</cite> <quote>Microwaved egg slaps different. Y'all don't know bout that</quote> What does this whole post mean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 11/02/19 8:58:57 AM #15:	congratulations you played yourself --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:929558455] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>congratulations you played yourself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 11/02/19 9:06:31 AM #16:	Try putting it in aluminum foil next time. --- https://imgur.com/GRZEGPm https://imgur.com/OeMgQZT <cite>MrResetti posted [p:929558604] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>Try putting it in aluminum foil next time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 11/02/19 9:09:29 AM #17:	solosnake posted... treewojima posted... What did I do to deserve this You fucking microwaved an egg. Dont do that again --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:929558669] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>solosnake posted...</cite> <quote>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>What did I do to deserve this</quote> You fucking microwaved an egg. Dont do that again</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nazanir 11/02/19 9:16:41 AM #18:	treewojima posted... What did I do to deserve this treewojima posted... microwaved --- XboX GT/Steam/Wii-U - Nazanir <cite>Nazanir posted [p:929558839] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>What did I do to deserve this</quote> treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>microwaved</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 11/02/19 9:18:35 AM #19:	Nazanir posted... treewojima posted... What did I do to deserve this treewojima posted... microwaved --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:929558879] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>Nazanir posted...</cite> <quote>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>What did I do to deserve this</quote> treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>microwaved</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 11/02/19 9:19:02 AM #20:	damn, y'all are harsh <cite>treewojima posted [p:929558885] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>damn, y'all are harsh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 11/02/19 10:57:42 AM #21:	imagine getting rekt by breakfast --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:929561297] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>imagine getting rekt by breakfast</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 11/02/19 11:04:33 AM #22:	I microwave eggs in a tiny cylindrical ceramic bowl. Get a fluffy little disc of egg in 28 seconds. --- formerly evening formerly guide https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:929561494] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>I microwave eggs in a tiny cylindrical ceramic bowl. Get a fluffy little disc of egg in 28 seconds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 11/02/19 11:08:01 AM #23:	They got some dope microwave egg cookers out there --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:929561630] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>They got some dope microwave egg cookers out there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fuparulez 11/02/19 11:14:59 AM #24:	Micorwaving eggs is fine. Not having to heat and clean a skillet and stove top is a huge plus. --- It's the fat upper kitty area, and if you got one I wanna marry ya! <cite>Fuparulez posted [p:929561844] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>Micorwaving eggs is fine. Not having to heat and clean a skillet and stove top is a huge plus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 11/02/19 11:16:05 AM #25:	Guide posted... I microwave eggs in a tiny cylindrical ceramic bowl. Get a fluffy little disc of egg in 28 seconds. I just use a cereal bowl. throw in two eggs, mix it up, put it in for about 50 seconds, then flip, then another 15 always use a paper towel or plastic microwave cover though <cite>treewojima posted [p:929561876] in My microwa... [t:78128744]...</cite> <quote>Guide posted...</cite> <quote>I microwave eggs in a tiny cylindrical ceramic bowl. Get a fluffy little disc of egg in 28 seconds.</quote> I just use a cereal bowl. throw in two eggs, mix it up, put it in for about 50 seconds, then flip, then another 15 always use a paper towel or plastic microwave cover though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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