Current Events > Charlize Theron is single and looking for love.

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au_gold
11/05/19 1:19:16 AM
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https://youtu.be/jebJZ61xvZ0

Shes not interested in generic Hollywood types. Ergo, shes saving herself for me.
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au_gold
11/06/19 8:48:53 PM
#53:


Bump.
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WerewolfPaws
11/06/19 8:49:46 PM
#54:


Shes the problem.
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Vicious_Dios
11/06/19 8:51:19 PM
#55:


Smashingpmkns posted...
Charlize Theron is the perfect woman.


Until you learn what she did to her son.

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au_gold
11/06/19 9:11:40 PM
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WerewolfPaws posted...
Shes the problem.

Shes beautiful, confident, and smart. Wheres the problem?
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au_gold
11/08/19 10:40:21 PM
#57:


Bump.
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BilalPowell
11/08/19 11:13:48 PM
#58:


Thought she was with Seth Rogen
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BilalPowell
11/08/19 11:14:22 PM
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au_gold posted...
WerewolfPaws posted...
Shes the problem.

Shes beautiful, confident, and smart. Wheres the problem?

She messed with Vin Diesel's family.
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au_gold
11/09/19 5:59:18 AM
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What did she do?

Oh, right, she held his daughter hostage. But Im sure Vin Diesel knows that was all make-believe.
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FuneralFroth
11/09/19 6:37:18 AM
#61:


Shes bad af
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pres_madagascar
11/09/19 6:40:00 AM
#62:


I would suck a fart straight out of her asshole.

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FuneralFroth
11/09/19 6:40:41 AM
#63:


Id suck a fart out of the asshole of the last person that shook her hand
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au_gold
11/10/19 10:23:19 AM
#64:


Same.
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action52
11/10/19 10:26:58 AM
#65:


EvalAngell posted...
au_gold posted...
EvalAngell posted...
Also that Budweiser commercial where she's emasculating all the men in the bar doesn't help.

Link?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBzaX3FPGaQ

Fucking HOT
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au_gold
11/10/19 11:52:42 PM
#66:


Agreed.
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joe40001
11/10/19 11:59:17 PM
#67:


defauIt posted...
She can block my hormones any day


Yep, this is a huge dealbreaker

Not that she'd ever go for me, but jfc
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au_gold
11/11/19 10:02:01 PM
#68:


Whats the story with the hormones?

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The Admiral
11/11/19 10:05:43 PM
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Kolibri X posted...
au_gold posted...
She is African, though.

She's a SA apartheid white woman taking black boys and dressing them up as ballerinas for the paparazzi. She represents peak Hollyweird mental illness.


She's literally an African American.
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SavageGlum100
11/11/19 10:06:48 PM
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au_gold posted...

Would you date her?


Yes, but I'm pretty sure she would file a restraining order against me by the end of the first date.
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NonDairyMiltank
11/11/19 10:13:05 PM
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au_gold posted...
Bump.

yeah that's basically all you've been doing this entire topic
you bump it by praising Theron over and over

say something unflatteringly critical about her...plenty to choose from

we're waiting
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au_gold
11/11/19 10:39:18 PM
#72:


Uh, I dont know if you knew this, but Im a fan of hers.

Her performance in Head in the Clouds wasnt great, but its not like the movie was good anyway.

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au_gold
11/12/19 11:12:23 PM
#73:


Now I feel bad.

Charlize, if youre reading this, Im sorry for being unflatteringly critical of you in that film. As you can see, that poster goaded me into it. Also, your breasts looked superb in the topless scene.

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CADE FOSTER
11/12/19 11:14:56 PM
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au_gold
11/13/19 1:39:53 AM
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I have yet to see that one. Ive heard mixed things.

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CADE FOSTER
11/13/19 2:27:10 AM
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crazyman32
11/13/19 3:49:50 AM
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She is looking for the next Hollywood actor she can find to hook up with.
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au_gold
11/14/19 9:40:53 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
Full frontal from charlize


Oh, shit. Moved up to number 1 on my watchlist.

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