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Skye Reynolds
10/30/19 11:13:10 PM
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Vampires are repelled by garlic, sure, but crosses are more effective and lack the pungent odor of garlic. If someone is being targeted by a vampire, wouldn't it make more sense to fill the room with crucifixes as opposed to stuffing it full of garlic?

Maybe that's a vampire slayer's prank. Let's protect the victim with the thing that stinks.
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Zikten
10/30/19 11:13:51 PM
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maybe the vampire is a pagan vampire and doesn't care about crosses?
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BuckVanHammer
10/30/19 11:15:04 PM
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garlic smells wonderful...
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Chicken
10/30/19 11:18:26 PM
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Why not get a cross tattooed on your neck?
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Proto_Spark
10/30/19 11:59:47 PM
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You don't even need actual crosses. Just a cross shape works perfectly fine.

The problem is its much easier to tilt over, and then you have an X that isn't doing anything for anyone.
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Ivany2008
10/31/19 12:03:00 AM
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I always line my walls with crosses.... Nikki Crosses....
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viewmaster_pi
10/31/19 12:21:31 AM
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tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood

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Disengaged
10/31/19 12:26:18 AM
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Holy water in humidifiers.
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Wedge Antilles
10/31/19 12:26:50 AM
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Just have a small stream going through the entrance to the room.
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uwnim
10/31/19 12:36:41 AM
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PrideOfLion posted...
Does a welcome mat count as an invitation?

Yes. That counts as far as a vampire is concerned.
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gunplagirl
10/31/19 12:40:15 AM
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@viewmaster_pi posted...
tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood


Permission to sig this?
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viewmaster_pi
10/31/19 5:56:25 AM
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permission granted, cadet

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Smashingpmkns
10/31/19 5:57:14 AM
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Crosses are gaudy
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EvenSpoonier
10/31/19 6:09:02 AM
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Because I'm a total garlic-fiend and a room filled with garlic might almost finally be sufficient to count as "enough garlic".
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scar the 1
10/31/19 6:14:43 AM
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Don't ever design a system with a single-point failure
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A_A_Battery
10/31/19 6:15:56 AM
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I mean I dunno, vlad the impaler was a devout christian, I would imagine putting crosses around might attract more of them irl.
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