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Vegy
10/29/19 10:53:38 PM
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sauceje
10/29/19 10:53:57 PM
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I don't like it
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Purely
10/29/19 10:54:36 PM
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Because I sleep in the bed with my dog and it's all hairy and stuff.
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Shablagoo
10/29/19 10:55:05 PM
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I AM! I always do!
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ThyCorndog
10/29/19 10:55:46 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/29/19 10:55:50 PM
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too cold for that rn tbh
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SpaceBear_
10/29/19 10:56:08 PM
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House has been burgled twice this month while I've been asleep and I don't want to invite anyone to rape me.
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Wii_Shaker
10/29/19 10:57:10 PM
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I sleep naked every night. I get terrors if I don't.
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Cheater87
10/29/19 11:07:10 PM
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I am.

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ZT6
10/29/19 11:22:51 PM
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SpaceBear_ posted...
House has been burgled twice this month while I've been asleep and I don't want to invite anyone to rape me.


Are you sure you're not just misplacing your things?
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Timohtep
10/29/19 11:24:15 PM
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BilalPowell
10/29/19 11:25:43 PM
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To support the pajama business
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BilalPowell
10/29/19 11:26:45 PM
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SpaceBear_ posted...
House has been burgled twice this month while I've been asleep and I don't want to invite anyone to rape me.

I'd get a security system. Unless you like being robbed, but just not raped.
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Omasitor Hain
10/29/19 11:27:17 PM
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It's a bit chilly and I'm a pussy.
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WilliamPorygon
10/29/19 11:28:20 PM
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Because winter's coming and it's too damn cold to do that anymore
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Kanaya413
10/29/19 11:28:42 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
I AM! I always do!



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Lordgold666
10/29/19 11:29:08 PM
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I live outside on a bench
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BipBapBam
10/29/19 11:29:18 PM
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It's too fucking cold
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legendarylemur
10/29/19 11:29:36 PM
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Cold as fuck last night. I woke up cuz my legs were fucking freezing

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Panthera
10/29/19 11:33:27 PM
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My sheets have requested that I not give them the d
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Lil_Bit83
10/29/19 11:44:41 PM
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Because I don't like sleeping naked.
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BlingBling22947
10/30/19 12:06:36 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
I AM! I always do!

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R1masher
10/30/19 12:08:02 AM
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Because the hamster is loose
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Lost_All_Senses
10/30/19 12:08:03 AM
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Cause I only do that when you stay over :3
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TheMikh
10/30/19 12:53:05 AM
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i don't like feeling skin when i sleep except if it's that of a a woman
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vigorm0rtis
10/30/19 12:54:06 AM
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It's cold and I always wake up freezing with the covers off.
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RickyTheBAWSE
10/30/19 12:56:45 AM
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I might wake up to the sounds of some bullshit and need to grab my gun. I don't wanna have to put my draws on before going to check.
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uwnim
10/30/19 1:02:21 AM
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sauceje posted...
I don't like it

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Vegy
10/30/19 10:52:48 PM
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coh
10/30/19 10:54:07 PM
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Bed bugs will crawl up your butthole and feed on the lining of your colon
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Sariana21
10/30/19 11:57:05 PM
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I might have to evacuate because of a fire.

And I get cold.
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Damn_Underscore
10/30/19 11:59:14 PM
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What happens if you have your period unexpectedly?

Wouldn't be a pretty scene
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Sariana21
10/31/19 12:00:33 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
What happens if you have your period unexpectedly?

Wouldn't be a pretty scene

It doesnt USUALLY just start when Im horizontal. And its rare to get NO warning at all.
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Damn_Underscore
10/31/19 12:01:45 AM
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Thanks for the answer, but I was asking TC :)
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Mistere Man
10/31/19 12:02:08 AM
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I have seen myself naked and it isnt something I want to experience again.
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DirkDiggles
10/31/19 12:03:08 AM
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DarthDemented
10/31/19 12:06:21 AM
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Because it's cold as fuck here

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GS4Life
10/31/19 1:01:24 AM
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There is zero reason to sleep naked if you don't have a significant other.

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Zikten
10/31/19 1:02:01 AM
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GS4Life posted...
There is zero reason to sleep naked if you don't have a significant other.

Sometimes it feels refreshing
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