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FuneralFroth
10/28/19 12:46:57 PM
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Ever notice that? Every apartment i lived in, everyones home ive been to, the shits always about to fall off the wall or cabinet. Whos installing these fucking things??
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Tired-Insomniac
10/28/19 12:49:09 PM
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Legends say that every time you replace a toilet paper roll in the "under" position, God loosens the holder ever so slightly to punish you.
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SauI_Goodman
10/28/19 12:49:40 PM
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what's toilet paper
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FuneralFroth
10/28/19 12:50:18 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Legends say that every time you replace a toilet paper roll in the "under" position, God loosens the holder ever so slightly to punish you.


This is probably true
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spudger
10/28/19 12:51:28 PM
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my holder is strong
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FuneralFroth
10/28/19 12:51:51 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
what's toilet paper


Doodoo paper, TP, the scroll of the ivory throne, mud wrap, toilet paper
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FuneralFroth
10/28/19 12:52:32 PM
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spudger posted...
my holder is strong


I should take a page from your roll
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pinky0926
10/28/19 12:52:35 PM
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I work with computer programmers.

So naturally, despite the fact that we have a perfectly serviceable toilet paper holder, these fucking clowns will balance the next roll on top of the previous roll instead of replace it.

They also don't understand the purpose of a toilet brush
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Cleo_II
10/28/19 12:54:24 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
I work with computer programmers.

So naturally, despite the fact that we have a perfectly serviceable toilet paper holder, these fucking clowns will balance the next roll on top of the previous roll instead of replace it.
Omfg my husband does this. Not a computer programmer but hes a systems engineer. Close enough
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Questionmarktarius
10/28/19 1:07:48 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Legends say that every time you replace a toilet paper roll in the "under" position, God loosens the holder ever so slightly to punish you.

Today, we're going to learn the difference between two commonly-confused concepts:

Heresy:
Y6bgrHu

Blasphemy:
9B1z5HN
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FuneralFroth
10/28/19 1:13:01 PM
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Lmaoooooooo wtf
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Tired-Insomniac
10/28/19 2:16:41 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Tired-Insomniac posted...
Legends say that every time you replace a toilet paper roll in the "under" position, God loosens the holder ever so slightly to punish you.

Today, we're going to learn the difference between two commonly-confused concepts:

Heresy:
Y6bgrHu

Blasphemy:
9B1z5HN


I'll admit to doing heresy a few times but what the holy fuck at blasphemy
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Disengaged
10/28/19 2:21:32 PM
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Its me.

It's been me the whole time.
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Strider102
10/28/19 2:24:27 PM
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We're getting closer to the 3 seashell era.
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