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Vol2tex
10/26/19 4:45:35 PM
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The fries taste heavenly and the classic cheeseburgers taste like America.

The Founder also explained well why the McDonald's name is very inviting.
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TheVipaGTS
10/26/19 4:46:28 PM
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RIP Man McDonalds died at the heart shot up to 97 heart attacks.

...there, i gave you what wanted.

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MasterGakke
10/26/19 4:46:54 PM
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The McDonald brothers were into incest and didn't want to expand their restaurant lest they be found out. Ray Kroc bought the license from them and then put them out of business, they died in poverty.
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Vol2tex
10/26/19 4:51:49 PM
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MasterGakke posted...
The McDonald brothers were into incest and didn't want to expand their restaurant lest they be found out. Ray Kroc bought the license from them and then put them out of business, they died in poverty.



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EzeDoesIt
10/26/19 4:53:14 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
RIP Man McDonalds died at the heart shot up to 97 heart attacks.

...there, i gave you what wanted.

lol
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Manocheese
10/26/19 5:16:58 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
RIP Man McDonalds died at the heart shot up to 97 heart attacks.

LMAO!!!
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JimCarrysToe
10/26/19 5:26:16 PM
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Had a chicken sandwich from there yesterday, it looked pitiful. Barely had any lettuce, but it tasted ok I guess. Better than their nugs.
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CapnMuffin
10/26/19 5:28:54 PM
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Yeah that movie was pretty interesting.

Reminds me that McD is primarily a real estate company first and fast food second.
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Gafemage
10/26/19 5:29:32 PM
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I wish McDs fries were more consistent. Both the ones I live nearest to have just the shittiest, driest fries.
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soulunison2
10/26/19 5:29:53 PM
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Excuse you did you forgot about Applebees?

Applebees is more than just a restaurant, it is an experience.

When you step through the door of the restaurant your first time, you are transported into a world unlike any other. The low light of the restaurant casts shadows on the knick-knacks adorning the walls, and the translucent hum of the various screens through the restaurant create a sort of ethereal presence in the restaurant.

Right off the bat, you know you are in for a dining experience like no other.

"Welcome to Applebees!" a cheerful host says to you. "How many are in your party?" You hold up two fingers. "Right this way!" She responds. As you walk to your table, you wonder how she can deal with so many customers, yet remain so chipper, but shrug it off as another wonderful mystery caused by the splendor of Applebees.

The waitress takes your drink order and for a moment, your head is spinning. Do you want a soda? Do you want iced tea? You look at the drink menu and you see a litany of alcohol beverages you have only dreamed about - Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Light...

The waitress offers a helpful suggestion of an Oreo Shake, and you say that sounds great. She asks if you'd like a round of water for the table as well. You smile. This is the kind of attention to detail that you expect from Michelin Star rated restaurants, not a Neighborhood Bar & Grill!

As the waitress goes to fetch your shake, you peruse the menu. The pages are jam-packed with the names of delicacies that you can only imagine. Fiesta Lime Chicken? Shrimp N' Parmesan Sirloin? You shift in your seat; you suddenly feel very self-aware that you do not belong in this restaurant. Your palatte does not feel sophisticated enough for these cuisines, and you worry that you will not do these delicacies justice when you enjoy them.

Just at this moment, the waitress comes to your table and all your fears are dissuaded. You order the Chicken Tenders Platter (a local favorite). You take a sip from your Oreo Shake and breath a sigh of relief as liquified Oreos slide down your throat. You lean back in your booth and relax.

Suddenly, you hear a chorus of heavenly voices rise from behind you. You turn around to see all of the Applebees wait staff coming towards you, singing and clapping their hands. "Happy happy birthday, from Applebees to you," they cheer. "We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too, hey!"

As soon as they arrived, the employees scatter, leaving you to dwell on the beauty of it all; the fact that Applebees treats you with such precise, special attention, the five-star cuisine, the exotic decor, and the fact that the wait staff is so eager to share in your special moments with you
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Gafemage
10/26/19 5:32:47 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
Excuse you did you forgot about Applebees?

Applebees is more than just a restaurant, it is an experience.

When you step through the door of the restaurant your first time, you are transported into a world unlike any other. The low light of the restaurant casts shadows on the knick-knacks adorning the walls, and the translucent hum of the various screens through the restaurant create a sort of ethereal presence in the restaurant.

Right off the bat, you know you are in for a dining experience like no other.

"Welcome to Applebees!" a cheerful host says to you. "How many are in your party?" You hold up two fingers. "Right this way!" She responds. As you walk to your table, you wonder how she can deal with so many customers, yet remain so chipper, but shrug it off as another wonderful mystery caused by the splendor of Applebees.

The waitress takes your drink order and for a moment, your head is spinning. Do you want a soda? Do you want iced tea? You look at the drink menu and you see a litany of alcohol beverages you have only dreamed about - Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Light...

The waitress offers a helpful suggestion of an Oreo Shake, and you say that sounds great. She asks if you'd like a round of water for the table as well. You smile. This is the kind of attention to detail that you expect from Michelin Star rated restaurants, not a Neighborhood Bar & Grill!

As the waitress goes to fetch your shake, you peruse the menu. The pages are jam-packed with the names of delicacies that you can only imagine. Fiesta Lime Chicken? Shrimp N' Parmesan Sirloin? You shift in your seat; you suddenly feel very self-aware that you do not belong in this restaurant. Your palatte does not feel sophisticated enough for these cuisines, and you worry that you will not do these delicacies justice when you enjoy them.

Just at this moment, the waitress comes to your table and all your fears are dissuaded. You order the Chicken Tenders Platter (a local favorite). You take a sip from your Oreo Shake and breath a sigh of relief as liquified Oreos slide down your throat. You lean back in your booth and relax.

Suddenly, you hear a chorus of heavenly voices rise from behind you. You turn around to see all of the Applebees wait staff coming towards you, singing and clapping their hands. "Happy happy birthday, from Applebees to you," they cheer. "We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too, hey!"

As soon as they arrived, the employees scatter, leaving you to dwell on the beauty of it all; the fact that Applebees treats you with such precise, special attention, the five-star cuisine, the exotic decor, and the fact that the wait staff is so eager to share in your special moments with you

One week on the ignore list for this shit right here. Idc that its a copypasta.
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pkmnlord
10/26/19 5:35:21 PM
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Suddenly, you hear a chorus of heavenly voices rise from behind you. You turn around to see all of the Applebees wait staff coming towards you, singing and clapping their hands. "HE-HE-HERE WE GO! SO WE'RE FI-NA-LLY HERE, PERFORMING FOR YOU IT'S THE FIRST MEMBER, OF THE D-K CREW! D-K! DON-KEY KONG IS HERE!"

You realize you're now in DK Country and grab your coconut gun and end it all.

FTFY
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EzeDoesIt
10/26/19 5:36:35 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Had a chicken sandwich from there yesterday, it looked pitiful. Barely had any lettuce, but it tasted ok I guess. Better than their nugs.

Ugh I ate 2 10-piece nuggets from there the other day and it would be too graphic to describe how awful it ended up being. But yeah their McChickens are tasty. Also the Filet-O-Fish.
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EzeDoesIt
10/26/19 5:38:02 PM
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Gafemage posted...
One week on the ignore list for this shit right here. Idc that its a copypasta.
lmao

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goldenBoi45
10/26/19 5:42:01 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
Excuse you did you forgot about Applebees?

Applebees is more than just a restaurant, it is an experience.

When you step through the door of the restaurant your first time, you are transported into a world unlike any other. The low light of the restaurant casts shadows on the knick-knacks adorning the walls, and the translucent hum of the various screens through the restaurant create a sort of ethereal presence in the restaurant.

Right off the bat, you know you are in for a dining experience like no other.

"Welcome to Applebees!" a cheerful host says to you. "How many are in your party?" You hold up two fingers. "Right this way!" She responds. As you walk to your table, you wonder how she can deal with so many customers, yet remain so chipper, but shrug it off as another wonderful mystery caused by the splendor of Applebees.

The waitress takes your drink order and for a moment, your head is spinning. Do you want a soda? Do you want iced tea? You look at the drink menu and you see a litany of alcohol beverages you have only dreamed about - Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Light...

The waitress offers a helpful suggestion of an Oreo Shake, and you say that sounds great. She asks if you'd like a round of water for the table as well. You smile. This is the kind of attention to detail that you expect from Michelin Star rated restaurants, not a Neighborhood Bar & Grill!

As the waitress goes to fetch your shake, you peruse the menu. The pages are jam-packed with the names of delicacies that you can only imagine. Fiesta Lime Chicken? Shrimp N' Parmesan Sirloin? You shift in your seat; you suddenly feel very self-aware that you do not belong in this restaurant. Your palatte does not feel sophisticated enough for these cuisines, and you worry that you will not do these delicacies justice when you enjoy them.

Just at this moment, the waitress comes to your table and all your fears are dissuaded. You order the Chicken Tenders Platter (a local favorite). You take a sip from your Oreo Shake and breath a sigh of relief as liquified Oreos slide down your throat. You lean back in your booth and relax.

Suddenly, you hear a chorus of heavenly voices rise from behind you. You turn around to see all of the Applebees wait staff coming towards you, singing and clapping their hands. "Happy happy birthday, from Applebees to you," they cheer. "We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too, hey!"

As soon as they arrived, the employees scatter, leaving you to dwell on the beauty of it all; the fact that Applebees treats you with such precise, special attention, the five-star cuisine, the exotic decor, and the fact that the wait staff is so eager to share in your special moments with you


Even though you didnt write this I wanna thank you for the laugh

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King Rial
10/26/19 6:11:29 PM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
Ugh I ate 2 10-piece nuggets from there the other day and it would be too graphic to describe how awful it ended up being. But yeah their McChickens are tasty. Also the Filet-O-Fish.

The 20 piece would have been cheaper, no?
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Zikten
10/26/19 6:20:17 PM
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My favorite thing on the entire menu is the breakfast burritos. I was so excited when they finally expanded to 24 hour breakfast
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Vol2tex
10/26/19 6:35:44 PM
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Zikten posted...
My favorite thing on the entire menu is the breakfast burritos. I was so excited when they finally expanded to 24 hour breakfast


Actually didn't try those
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kingdrake2
10/26/19 6:54:19 PM
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Vol2tex posted...
Zikten posted...
My favorite thing on the entire menu is the breakfast burritos. I was so excited when they finally expanded to 24 hour breakfast


Actually didn't try those


they're good but awfully small and pricey.
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TheVipaGTS
10/26/19 7:05:27 PM
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there is a BK and McDonalds right next to each other in my city....I will often get fries from mcdonalds and a grilled chicken sandwich from BK....They just do chicken better.

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mattnd2007
10/26/19 7:09:40 PM
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I like their breakfast and their fries. That's about it. Nuggs are alright too. Burgers aren't that good though.

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inloveanddeath0
10/26/19 7:23:45 PM
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Offworlder1
10/26/19 7:34:49 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
Excuse you did you forgot about Applebees?

Applebees is more than just a restaurant, it is an experience.

When you step through the door of the restaurant your first time, you are transported into a world unlike any other. The low light of the restaurant casts shadows on the knick-knacks adorning the walls, and the translucent hum of the various screens through the restaurant create a sort of ethereal presence in the restaurant.

Right off the bat, you know you are in for a dining experience like no other.

"Welcome to Applebees!" a cheerful host says to you. "How many are in your party?" You hold up two fingers. "Right this way!" She responds. As you walk to your table, you wonder how she can deal with so many customers, yet remain so chipper, but shrug it off as another wonderful mystery caused by the splendor of Applebees.

The waitress takes your drink order and for a moment, your head is spinning. Do you want a soda? Do you want iced tea? You look at the drink menu and you see a litany of alcohol beverages you have only dreamed about - Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Light...

The waitress offers a helpful suggestion of an Oreo Shake, and you say that sounds great. She asks if you'd like a round of water for the table as well. You smile. This is the kind of attention to detail that you expect from Michelin Star rated restaurants, not a Neighborhood Bar & Grill!

As the waitress goes to fetch your shake, you peruse the menu. The pages are jam-packed with the names of delicacies that you can only imagine. Fiesta Lime Chicken? Shrimp N' Parmesan Sirloin? You shift in your seat; you suddenly feel very self-aware that you do not belong in this restaurant. Your palatte does not feel sophisticated enough for these cuisines, and you worry that you will not do these delicacies justice when you enjoy them.

Just at this moment, the waitress comes to your table and all your fears are dissuaded. You order the Chicken Tenders Platter (a local favorite). You take a sip from your Oreo Shake and breath a sigh of relief as liquified Oreos slide down your throat. You lean back in your booth and relax.

Suddenly, you hear a chorus of heavenly voices rise from behind you. You turn around to see all of the Applebees wait staff coming towards you, singing and clapping their hands. "Happy happy birthday, from Applebees to you," they cheer. "We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too, hey!"

As soon as they arrived, the employees scatter, leaving you to dwell on the beauty of it all; the fact that Applebees treats you with such precise, special attention, the five-star cuisine, the exotic decor, and the fact that the wait staff is so eager to share in your special moments with you


What a load of bullshit this is right here, it did make me laugh though.
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Vol2tex
10/27/19 2:08:28 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
Excuse you did you forgot about Applebees?

Applebees is more than just a restaurant, it is an experience.

When you step through the door of the restaurant your first time, you are transported into a world unlike any other. The low light of the restaurant casts shadows on the knick-knacks adorning the walls, and the translucent hum of the various screens through the restaurant create a sort of ethereal presence in the restaurant.

Right off the bat, you know you are in for a dining experience like no other.

"Welcome to Applebees!" a cheerful host says to you. "How many are in your party?" You hold up two fingers. "Right this way!" She responds. As you walk to your table, you wonder how she can deal with so many customers, yet remain so chipper, but shrug it off as another wonderful mystery caused by the splendor of Applebees.

The waitress takes your drink order and for a moment, your head is spinning. Do you want a soda? Do you want iced tea? You look at the drink menu and you see a litany of alcohol beverages you have only dreamed about - Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Light...

The waitress offers a helpful suggestion of an Oreo Shake, and you say that sounds great. She asks if you'd like a round of water for the table as well. You smile. This is the kind of attention to detail that you expect from Michelin Star rated restaurants, not a Neighborhood Bar & Grill!

As the waitress goes to fetch your shake, you peruse the menu. The pages are jam-packed with the names of delicacies that you can only imagine. Fiesta Lime Chicken? Shrimp N' Parmesan Sirloin? You shift in your seat; you suddenly feel very self-aware that you do not belong in this restaurant. Your palatte does not feel sophisticated enough for these cuisines, and you worry that you will not do these delicacies justice when you enjoy them.

Just at this moment, the waitress comes to your table and all your fears are dissuaded. You order the Chicken Tenders Platter (a local favorite). You take a sip from your Oreo Shake and breath a sigh of relief as liquified Oreos slide down your throat. You lean back in your booth and relax.

Suddenly, you hear a chorus of heavenly voices rise from behind you. You turn around to see all of the Applebees wait staff coming towards you, singing and clapping their hands. "Happy happy birthday, from Applebees to you," they cheer. "We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too, hey!"

As soon as they arrived, the employees scatter, leaving you to dwell on the beauty of it all; the fact that Applebees treats you with such precise, special attention, the five-star cuisine, the exotic decor, and the fact that the wait staff is so eager to share in your special moments with you


XD
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EzeDoesIt
10/27/19 11:28:55 AM
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King Rial posted...
EzeDoesIt posted...
Ugh I ate 2 10-piece nuggets from there the other day and it would be too graphic to describe how awful it ended up being. But yeah their McChickens are tasty. Also the Filet-O-Fish.

The 20 piece would have been cheaper, no?

Hmm...I just looked it up and it says 20 pc. is $5 but I swear I got two 10-pieces for $5 as a special deal. If thats the case, thatd be almost bad as their tHrEe FoR tHrEe off the DOLLAR MENU! deal they had a while back.

But idk, I was p drunk when I went and got the food lol. I also got a bunch of teriyaki chicken on sticks from a local restaurant and like a burger and fries from McDs. >.>
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ultimate reaver
10/27/19 11:31:56 AM
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for me, its the mcchicken
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
10/27/19 11:33:00 AM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
RIP Man McDonalds died at the heart shot up to 97 heart attacks.

...there, i gave you what wanted.

Don't you feel dirty though?
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Ryven
10/27/19 11:34:35 AM
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Most of their food is meh, but i will say their coffee is badass. Way better than Tim Horton's, and im Canadian.
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Vol2tex
10/27/19 6:13:13 PM
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Ryven posted...
Most of their food is meh, but i will say their coffee is badass. Way better than Tim Horton's, and im Canadian.


I had their coffee just once, an iced coffee. It kept me up for 2 days.
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