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Pogo_Marimo
10/24/19 12:12:32 PM
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I bet it'd feel great to stick your dick in it.
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CyricZ
10/24/19 12:12:54 PM
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But what if you pulled out two dicks.

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Pogo_Marimo
10/24/19 12:13:27 PM
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CyricZ posted...
But what if you pulled out two dicks.

Even better.
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AlecSkorpio
10/24/19 12:14:19 PM
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Y'all need Jesus
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CyricZ
10/24/19 12:18:52 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Even better.
Really though?

I got enough problems in my life with just one.

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TheGoldenEel
10/24/19 12:21:08 PM
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As long as there are things, there will be men willing to stick their dicks in those things

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dr_marble
10/26/19 4:36:31 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Even better.
Really though?

I got enough problems in my life with just one.

If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems and havin' 2 dicks is 1.
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viewmaster_pi
10/28/19 2:56:44 AM
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it doesn't even have a hole

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PatrickMahomes
10/30/19 1:08:48 AM
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and then it makes this sound when you finish
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nevershine
10/30/19 1:10:07 AM
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What if you just put your balls in it?


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008Zulu
10/30/19 1:18:36 AM
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SerperiorThanU posted...
Your dick would turn into a Pokemon.

Me: Doctor! It burns when I pee!
Doctor: Because your dick is a Charizard.
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BLAKUboy
11/03/19 5:24:51 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
Y'all need Arceus

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Duncanwii
11/03/19 5:26:19 PM
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Wouldnt it be easier just to stick it in Nurse Joy?

Consentually of course.
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SailorGoon
11/03/19 5:26:28 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Even better.
Really though?

I got enough problems in my life with just one.

Well maybe having 2 would solve those.

Maybe the problems aren't because you have one, but instead because you ONLY have one.

Kinda like how life would be rough if you only had a dollar to your name, but having 2 dollars would make it a little easier.
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Shablagoo
11/06/19 3:41:03 AM
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I bet itd feel nice to stick your dick in Nurse Joy.
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