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DevsBro 10/22/19 4:24:56 PM #1:	Some random elf gets to kill Smaug. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:929103878] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>Some random elf gets to kill Smaug.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 10/22/19 4:27:10 PM #2:	My only problem was the boring slog of Tolkein describing a fucking tree for like three pages and then summing up a fight in a minor paragraph. --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say 'Golly gee, I can't do that" Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:929103966] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>My only problem was the boring slog of Tolkein describing a fucking tree for like three pages and then summing up a fight in a minor paragraph.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PIITB415 10/22/19 4:27:37 PM #3:	And the awful signing bits. I quit after the 2nd song came on. Fuck that book. --- https://imgur.com/VawbBVM https://imgur.com/6Si4h <cite>PIITB415 posted [p:929103991] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>And the awful signing bits. I quit after the 2nd song came on. Fuck that book.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awakened_Link 10/22/19 4:29:09 PM #4:	Wasn't it Bard the Bowman? He was pretty significant. --- Add me on Switch! FC: SW-3465-2506-6411 \| Nintendo Network ID: awakened_link37 Formerly known as Coleby <cite>Awakened_Link posted [p:929104078] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>Wasn't it Bard the Bowman? He was pretty significant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/22/19 4:30:08 PM #5:	DevsBro posted... Some random elf gets to kill Smaug. That's just some random guy. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:929104133] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>Some random elf gets to kill Smaug.</quote> That's just some random guy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 10/22/19 4:30:13 PM #6:	Awakened_Link posted... Wasn't it Bard the Bowman? He was pretty significant. Yeah it was --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:929104138] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>Awakened_Link posted...</cite> <quote>Wasn't it Bard the Bowman? He was pretty significant.</quote> Yeah it was</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 10/22/19 4:31:02 PM #7:	Awakened_Link posted... Wasn't it Bard the Bowman? He was pretty significant. Well I don't so much mean that he was insignificant among elves as he wasn't a main party member. I'd have expected Thorin to do him in, or maybe all the elves working together, or something. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:929104184] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>Awakened_Link posted...</cite> <quote>Wasn't it Bard the Bowman? He was pretty significant.</quote> Well I don't so much mean that he was insignificant among elves as he wasn't a main party member. I'd have expected Thorin to do him in, or maybe all the elves working together, or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeneralKenobi85 10/22/19 4:31:45 PM #8:	Bard isn't an elf. --- Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> <cite>GeneralKenobi85 posted [p:929104218] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>Bard isn't an elf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 10/22/19 4:32:37 PM #9:	GeneralKenobi85 posted... Bard isn't an elf. Oh. Regardless, he wasn't who you would have expected. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:929104256] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>GeneralKenobi85 posted...</cite> <quote>Bard isn't an elf.</quote> Oh. Regardless, he wasn't who you would have expected.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 10/22/19 4:33:37 PM #10:	DevsBro posted... GeneralKenobi85 posted... Bard isn't an elf. Oh. Regardless, he wasn't who you would have expected. Oh, you were serious? --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:929104297] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>GeneralKenobi85 posted...</cite> <quote>Bard isn't an elf.</quote> Oh. Regardless, he wasn't who you would have expected.</quote> Oh, you were serious?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dr_marble 10/22/19 4:33:37 PM #11:	ThePrinceFish posted... My only problem was the boring slog of Tolkein describing a fucking tree for like three pages and then summing up a fight in a minor paragraph. PIITB415 posted... And the awful signing bits. I quit after the 2nd song came on. Fuck that book. It was actually the first book I ever quit on, and I've never looked back at Tolkein. Except that Pearl Poet translation if that counts. --- If cuckoldry is a thinking man's fetish, explain G-Eazy. <cite>dr_marble posted [p:929104298] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>ThePrinceFish posted...</cite> <quote>My only problem was the boring slog of Tolkein describing a fucking tree for like three pages and then summing up a fight in a minor paragraph.</quote> PIITB415 posted...</cite> <quote>And the awful signing bits. I quit after the 2nd song came on. Fuck that book.</quote> It was actually the first book I ever quit on, and I've never looked back at Tolkein. Except that Pearl Poet translation if that counts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeneralKenobi85 10/22/19 4:36:07 PM #12:	DevsBro posted... GeneralKenobi85 posted... Bard isn't an elf. Oh. Regardless, he wasn't who you would have expected. Well his ancestor did get killed by Smaug. And the arrow he used was made by Thorin's grandfather. So there are the links to Smaug. --- Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> <cite>GeneralKenobi85 posted [p:929104405] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>GeneralKenobi85 posted...</cite> <quote>Bard isn't an elf.</quote> Oh. Regardless, he wasn't who you would have expected.</quote> Well his ancestor did get killed by Smaug. And the arrow he used was made by Thorin's grandfather. So there are the links to Smaug.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 10/22/19 4:37:24 PM #13:	GeneralKenobi85 posted... DevsBro posted... GeneralKenobi85 posted... Bard isn't an elf. Oh. Regardless, he wasn't who you would have expected. Well his ancestor did get killed by Smaug. And the arrow he used was made by Thorin's grandfather. So there are the links to Smaug. Didn't somebody from the group pass the info along about the exposed part of Smaug's chest not being embedded in jewels? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:929104448] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>GeneralKenobi85 posted...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>GeneralKenobi85 posted...</cite> <quote>Bard isn't an elf.</quote> Oh. Regardless, he wasn't who you would have expected.</quote> Well his ancestor did get killed by Smaug. And the arrow he used was made by Thorin's grandfather. So there are the links to Smaug.</quote> Didn't somebody from the group pass the info along about the exposed part of Smaug's chest not being embedded in jewels?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeneralKenobi85 10/22/19 4:40:14 PM #14:	gunplagirl posted... GeneralKenobi85 posted... DevsBro posted... GeneralKenobi85 posted... Bard isn't an elf. Oh. Regardless, he wasn't who you would have expected. Well his ancestor did get killed by Smaug. And the arrow he used was made by Thorin's grandfather. So there are the links to Smaug. Didn't somebody from the group pass the info along about the exposed part of Smaug's chest not being embedded in jewels? Some random bird told Bard about it after he overheard Bilbo talking about the weakness. --- Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> <cite>GeneralKenobi85 posted [p:929104569] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>GeneralKenobi85 posted...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>GeneralKenobi85 posted...</cite> <quote>Bard isn't an elf.</quote> Oh. Regardless, he wasn't who you would have expected.</quote> Well his ancestor did get killed by Smaug. And the arrow he used was made by Thorin's grandfather. So there are the links to Smaug.</quote> Didn't somebody from the group pass the info along about the exposed part of Smaug's chest not being embedded in jewels?</quote> Some random bird told Bard about it after he overheard Bilbo talking about the weakness.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 10/22/19 4:42:22 PM #15:	from his perspective the dwarfs are random --- https://i.imgtc.com/eMQvkRJ.png https://i.imgtc.ws/l86HyIt.png <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:929104667] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>from his perspective the dwarfs are random</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 10/22/19 4:43:39 PM #16:	Freddie_Mercury posted... from his perspective the dwarfs are random Only an orc deals in absolutes --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:929104722] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>Freddie_Mercury posted...</cite> <quote>from his perspective the dwarfs are random</quote> Only an orc deals in absolutes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SideshowBob311 10/22/19 5:29:25 PM #17:	Yeah I'm not going to deny how massively influential Tolkien's work is...but goddamn his books are an awful read. It felt like a solid 3rd of Two Towers was spent/wasted describing a forest. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] <cite>SideshowBob311 posted [p:929106326] in My only pr... [t:78103954]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I'm not going to deny how massively influential Tolkien's work is...but goddamn his books are an awful read. It felt like a solid 3rd of Two Towers was spent/wasted describing a forest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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