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UnfairRepresent 10/22/19 2:40:57 PM #1: |
You know your teenage daughter has been seeing someone for a little while and she says she wants to introduce you. She tells you her partner will be coming over for dinner. Then exclaims:
"Oh! He's outside! Now daddy, don't get mad, I know how you can be. But you should know, he is foreign. So don't make this weird okay?" You look outside and too your horror discover that it is the Balrog "Heeeeeeey my big Ballyroggy! I mean it's like, isn't he just great. He's not like them other boys they're all so dumb and immature." How do you react? What do you do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HypnoCoosh 10/22/19 2:44:23 PM #2: |
Slow news day Unfair?
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nevershine 10/22/19 2:56:00 PM #3: |
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
--- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 10/22/19 3:03:03 PM #4: |
*looks at daughter*
"Fly, you fool!" *looks at Balrog* "The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!!! Go back to the shadow!" --- FFBE ID: Auridon 026,966,120 Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/23/19 3:44:29 AM #5: |
nevershine posted...
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! "Daaaaaaad" --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaliesto 10/23/19 4:25:11 AM #6: |
Aribeth was hot.
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UnfairRepresent 10/23/19 4:57:37 AM #7: |
Kaliesto posted...
Aribeth was hot. Yes --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sir Cyrus 10/23/19 5:10:49 AM #8: |
Mr. D.B. Ballyroggles is welcome in my house any time.
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jumi 10/23/19 5:12:08 AM #9: |
No. Just no.
If she wants to date M. Bison, or Goro, or Magneto (even though they're all older than me), and it makes her happy, then fine. But no. She's not dating a goddamn incel fire monster that lives in a cave. I forbid it. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Middle hope 10/23/19 5:12:40 AM #10: |
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Shotgunnova 10/23/19 5:54:11 AM #11: |
So, Balrog, you're in the mining business?
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008Zulu 10/23/19 6:00:09 AM #12: |
I would tell my daughter, "Girls wanting to date men like their fathers is just a saying sweetie. Find a nice Dnedain instead."
(In this scenario, I am also a Balrog) --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 10/23/19 6:04:53 AM #13: |
...well... he sure aint like them other boys, thats for sure...
Is he even able to get inside without destroying the house? Aint they like 12-18 feet tall? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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unpleasant_milk 10/23/19 6:09:32 AM #14: |
Getting table reservations in a fancy restaurant could be a problem
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AsianFury2020 10/23/19 6:26:56 AM #15: |
Strider102 posted...
*looks at daughter* Literally a perfect post.. --- Kaze no yo ni Hayaku! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/23/19 7:31:15 AM #16: |
unpleasant_milk posted...
Getting table reservations in a fancy restaurant could be a problem I'd like to see the restaurant that turns down a balrog --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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unpleasant_milk 10/23/19 7:33:20 AM #17: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
unpleasant_milk posted...Getting table reservations in a fancy restaurant could be a problem Oh idk, some of these high end maitre d's can be quite hardcore. --- GT unpleasant milk #I want a poacher skin rug ~ http://imgur.com/a/V10yv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 10/23/19 7:41:10 AM #18: |
No daughter of mine is dating a ceman
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jumi 10/23/19 9:34:06 AM #19: |
unpleasant_milk posted...
Oh idk, some of these high end maitre d's can be quite hardcore. Maitre'd: I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here. Balrog: What did you say?! Maitre'd: YOU SHALL NOT PASS! --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Balrog0 10/23/19 9:35:09 AM #20: |
hard to see the issue
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scar the 1 10/23/19 9:41:24 AM #21: |
Which Balrog? There are several. Some, I assume, are OK.
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andel 10/23/19 9:42:57 AM #22: |
@Balrog0
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spudger 10/23/19 9:45:25 AM #23: |
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UnfairRepresent 10/23/19 9:56:53 AM #24: |
Balrog0 posted...
hard to see the issue I didn't say there was an issue I asked how would react --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 10/23/19 9:59:08 AM #25: |
Is it one of those fake bewinged balrogs?
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UnfairRepresent 10/23/19 10:42:54 AM #26: |
DeadBankerDream posted...
Is it one of those fake bewinged balrogs? I guess that depends on what your daughter is wearing --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ASithLord7 10/23/19 11:26:49 AM #27: |
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Kaliesto 10/24/19 6:07:19 AM #28: |
spudger posted...
thats Bestiality, tc Well actually, Demonality? --- Gimme dat, gimme dat, gimme dat DramaFAQs-misterbum ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Reverend_Wilson 10/24/19 6:12:40 AM #29: |
Kaliesto posted...
Aribeth was hot. agreed. Makes me want to play Neverwinter Nights again. --- I like to eat poop. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/24/19 7:47:20 AM #30: |
Reverend_Wilson posted...
Kaliesto posted...Aribeth was hot. Some of the fan made modules are amazing --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/24/19 11:23:15 AM #31: |
ASithLord7 posted...
Which one "My boyfriend is Chinese " "Which one?" How do you respond to that question? That one --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scar the 1 10/24/19 11:48:34 AM #32: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
ASithLord7 posted...Which one Your scenario is that my teenage daughter is dating The Balrog. "My boyfriend is The Chinese" would be the proper simile here --- Stop being so aggressively argumentative for no reason. - UnfairRepresent ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ASithLord7 10/24/19 1:26:12 PM #33: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
ASithLord7 posted...Which one You said the Balrog. Which Balrog? --- https://imgur.com/VZeCB RebelElite791 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThanksUglyGod 10/24/19 1:30:06 PM #34: |
AsianFury2020 posted...
Strider102 posted...*looks at daughter* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Marmitecashews 10/24/19 1:50:06 PM #35: |
I would play Tenacious D's Tribute.
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UnfairRepresent 10/25/19 1:19:57 PM #36: |
Marmitecashews posted...
I would play Tenacious D's Tribute. Be you angels? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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