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Tired-Insomniac
10/21/19 8:39:42 AM
#1:


*fails*

Oh well, guess I'll get ready.

*showers, dresses, eats breakfast, brushes teeth, grabs keys to leave*

*suddenly has to poop REALLY FUCKING BAD*

Fucking bullshit
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Alucard188
10/21/19 8:40:48 AM
#2:


I always have to shit within 20 to 30 minutes of getting up in the morning.

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AloofHermit
10/21/19 8:41:05 AM
#3:


Alucard188 posted...
I always have to shit within 20 to 30 minutes of getting up in the morning.

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Ultima Dragon
10/21/19 8:43:09 AM
#4:


If you drink coffee at all it might help to do that first thing. Like eat/have a coffee, then shower and get ready.

I too hate it when this happens though. It's even bullshit if you have to shit immediately after showering, because it's like "WTF I just cleaned there."
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