Current Events > I took a massive shit, forgot to wash my hands and shook hands with my boss

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AirFresh 10/18/19 6:36:42 PM #1:	I hope she did not notice. Just washed them now. --- I am the hottest content creator on the "FAQs". <cite>AirFresh posted [p:928942963] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>I hope she did not notice. Just washed them now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 10/18/19 6:38:00 PM #3:	It's literally the one thing you do when getting out the stall...how do you forget? --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:928943015] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>It's literally the one thing you do when getting out the stall...how do you forget?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 10/18/19 6:39:55 PM #4:	Your boss is now unknowingly harvesting your poo particles on her hand --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:928943091] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>Your boss is now unknowingly harvesting your poo particles on her hand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 10/18/19 6:45:42 PM #5:	Crono99 posted... AirFresh's boss is now tracking this topic Oh man if she saw the stuff I'd post here she'd be freaked out cause I post about feet a lot and she likes to wear open-toed heels. --- I am the hottest content creator on the "FAQs". <cite>AirFresh posted [p:928943281] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>Crono99 posted... </cite> <quote>AirFresh's boss is now tracking this topic</quote>Oh man if she saw the stuff I'd post here she'd be freaked out cause I post about feet a lot and she likes to wear open-toed heels. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoIidLegacy 10/18/19 6:52:47 PM #6:	AirFresh posted... Oh man if she saw the stuff I'd post here she'd be freaked out cause I post about feet a lot and she likes to wear open-toed heels. I guess she likes to keep her toes airfresh --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. <cite>SoIidLegacy posted [p:928943547] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>AirFresh posted... </cite> <quote>Oh man if she saw the stuff I'd post here she'd be freaked out cause I post about feet a lot and she likes to wear open-toed heels.</quote> I guess she likes to keep her toes airfresh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/18/19 6:53:48 PM #7:	Who shakes their boss's hand? I havent touched my boss since he offered me the job --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928943585] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>Who shakes their boss's hand? I havent touched my boss since he offered me the job </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 10/18/19 6:54:18 PM #8:	No_U_L7 posted... Who shakes their boss's hand? I havent touched my boss since he offered me the job Her hands are soft and small. I also like her as a person. --- I am the hottest content creator on the "FAQs". <cite>AirFresh posted [p:928943603] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>Who shakes their boss's hand? I havent touched my boss since he offered me the job</quote>Her hands are soft and small. I also like her as a person. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/18/19 6:55:43 PM #9:	AirFresh posted... Her hands are soft and small. I also like her as a person. You just shake hands with your boss w.e you see her...that's weird bro --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928943645] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>AirFresh posted... </cite> <quote>Her hands are soft and small. I also like her as a person.</quote> You just shake hands with your boss w.e you see her...that's weird bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 10/18/19 7:10:09 PM #10:	No_U_L7 posted... You just shake hands with your boss w.e you see her...that's weird bro No just in formal situations. --- I am the hottest content creator on the "FAQs". <cite>AirFresh posted [p:928944201] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>You just shake hands with your boss w.e you see her...that's weird bro</quote>No just in formal situations. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fuparulez 10/18/19 7:17:00 PM #11:	People who take shits in the middle of the day are disgusting. Time your system to take a dump before you get into the shower. I don't understand how people can walk around with shit residue on their crack all day. That's third world level filth. --- It's the fat upper kitty area, and if you got one I wanna marry ya! <cite>Fuparulez posted [p:928944506] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>People who take shits in the middle of the day are disgusting. Time your system to take a dump before you get into the shower. I don't understand how people can walk around with shit residue on their crack all day. That's third world level filth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBOSS 10/18/19 7:17:19 PM #12:	mallrats the stink palm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuDQbDdrRO8" data-time=" --- You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing <cite>HBOSS posted [p:928944518] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>mallrats the stink palm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuDQbDdrRO8" data-time=" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/18/19 7:18:47 PM #13:	Fuparulez posted... People who take shits in the middle of the day are disgusting. Time your system to take a dump before you get into the shower. I don't understand how people can walk around with shit residue on their crack all day. That's third world level filth. Its called using wet wipes. Idk how animals use toilet paper --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928944572] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>Fuparulez posted... </cite> <quote>People who take shits in the middle of the day are disgusting. Time your system to take a dump before you get into the shower. I don't understand how people can walk around with shit residue on their crack all day. That's third world level filth.</quote> Its called using wet wipes. Idk how animals use toilet paper </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 10/18/19 7:23:43 PM #14:	Wet wipes are no good for the toilet though. They have verified that even of they say flushable they are not indeed flushable and bad for your septic system. --- Currently playing: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (xbox 360, ps4) Heavy Rain (ps4), Castlevania: Rondo of Blood (ps4), Vanquish (xbox 360) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:928944765] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>Wet wipes are no good for the toilet though. They have verified that even of they say flushable they are not indeed flushable and bad for your septic system.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/18/19 7:25:05 PM #15:	SauI_Goodman posted... Wet wipes are no good for the toilet though. They have verified that even of they say flushable they are not indeed flushable and bad for your septic system. Another reason to continue renting instead of buying --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:928944808] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>SauI_Goodman posted... </cite> <quote>Wet wipes are no good for the toilet though. They have verified that even of they say flushable they are not indeed flushable and bad for your septic system.</quote> Another reason to continue renting instead of buying </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 10/18/19 7:25:13 PM #16:	That's how you assert dominance TC. Give that asshole e.coli --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:928944816] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>That's how you assert dominance TC. Give that asshole e.coli</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Admiral 10/18/19 9:57:04 PM #18:	Did you shit on your hand? If not, don't see the big deal. --- - The Admiral <cite>The Admiral posted [p:928950803] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>Did you shit on your hand? If not, don't see the big deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aki_sora 10/19/19 8:41:24 AM #19:	--- this is GameFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! <cite>aki_sora posted [p:928963012] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote> --- this is GameFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BudDupree48 10/19/19 8:50:56 AM #20:	You are a vector for disease tc --- BANG BANG STEELER GANG <cite>BudDupree48 posted [p:928963190] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>You are a vector for disease tc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 10/19/19 8:52:29 AM #21:	Fuparulez posted... People who take shits in the middle of the day are disgusting. Time your system to take a dump before you get into the shower. I don't understand how people can walk around with shit residue on their crack all day. That's third world level filth. I... cant tell if this is serious or not. --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:928963231] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>Fuparulez posted...</cite> <quote>People who take shits in the middle of the day are disgusting. Time your system to take a dump before you get into the shower. I don't understand how people can walk around with shit residue on their crack all day. That's third world level filth.</quote> I... cant tell if this is serious or not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/19/19 8:54:15 AM #22:	Lost_All_Senses posted... It's literally the one thing you do when getting out the stall...how do you forget? For real. My hands always feel dirty after using the bathroom; I couldnt go without washing them. --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:928963261] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>It's literally the one thing you do when getting out the stall...how do you forget?</quote> For real. My hands always feel dirty after using the bathroom; I couldnt go without washing them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 10/19/19 8:58:55 AM #23:	Why would she notice? And I can pretty much guarantee its not the worst thing shes touched in the day. The world is pretty gross, really. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:928963355] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>Why would she notice? And I can pretty much guarantee its not the worst thing shes touched in the day. The world is pretty gross, really.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/19/19 9:00:17 AM #24:	Sariana21 posted... Why would she notice? And I can pretty much guarantee its not the worst thing shes touched in the day. The world is pretty gross, really. What if TC wipes with has hand tho --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:928963390] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>Sariana21 posted...</cite> <quote>Why would she notice? And I can pretty much guarantee its not the worst thing shes touched in the day. The world is pretty gross, really.</quote> What if TC wipes with has hand tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 10/19/19 9:16:36 AM #25:	SauI_Goodman posted... Wet wipes are no good for the toilet though. They have verified that even of they say flushable they are not indeed flushable and bad for your septic system. that's why i use paper towels (viva, the soft ones). i've been doing this for years and my plumbing is fine. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:928963724] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>SauI_Goodman posted...</cite> <quote>Wet wipes are no good for the toilet though. They have verified that even of they say flushable they are not indeed flushable and bad for your septic system.</quote> that's why i use paper towels (viva, the soft ones). i've been doing this for years and my plumbing is fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 10/19/19 9:17:21 AM #26:	Shablagoo posted... Sariana21 posted... Why would she notice? And I can pretty much guarantee its not the worst thing shes touched in the day. The world is pretty gross, really. What if TC wipes with has hand tho What if his boss does?! Oh, well, too late now anyway. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:928963743] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>Sariana21 posted...</cite> <quote>Why would she notice? And I can pretty much guarantee its not the worst thing shes touched in the day. The world is pretty gross, really.</quote> What if TC wipes with has hand tho</quote> What if his boss does?! Oh, well, too late now anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/19/19 9:18:37 AM #27:	Sariana21 posted... Shablagoo posted... Sariana21 posted... Why would she notice? And I can pretty much guarantee its not the worst thing shes touched in the day. The world is pretty gross, really. What if TC wipes with has hand tho What if his boss does?! Oh, well, too late now anyway. Id like to be a fly on the wall in that workplace! ~~bcuz flies love poo get it~~ --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:928963775] in I took a m... [t:78095504]...</cite> <quote>Sariana21 posted...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>Sariana21 posted...</cite> <quote>Why would she notice? And I can pretty much guarantee its not the worst thing shes touched in the day. The world is pretty gross, really.</quote> What if TC wipes with has hand tho</quote> What if his boss does?! Oh, well, too late now anyway.</quote> Id like to be a fly on the wall in that workplace! bcuz flies love poo get it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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