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Orlando_Jordan
10/11/19 2:36:17 AM
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Imagine a scene in a Batman movie where an incel is talking on webcam about how unjust the world is, and how he's going to get revenge on all women, because he's tired of being a virgin. And then Batman shows up behind him and tells him "It's not everyone else's fault. It's your own," and punches him. I could imagine the theater erupting with cheers.
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CM_Ponch
10/11/19 2:38:19 AM
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"Hit the gym, take a shower, get a clue!"

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Orlando_Jordan
10/11/19 2:39:09 AM
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CM_Ponch posted...
"Hit the gym, take a shower, get a clue!"

That would be an awesome line, especially if delivered by Christian Bale.
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pegusus123456
10/11/19 2:39:32 AM
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CM_Ponch posted...
"Hit the gym, take a shower, get a clue!"

Do I hear supervillain origin story?
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CM_Ponch
10/11/19 2:52:06 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Do I hear supervillain origin story?
"For you Tuesday was an average day, but penis inspection day changed my life"

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MabusIncarnate
10/11/19 2:55:03 AM
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Imagine Batman not being a gigantic pussy
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Zack_Attackv1
10/11/19 2:58:08 AM
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Oh, so just the Riddler in the Arkham series.
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pegusus123456
10/11/19 2:58:44 AM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Oh, so just the Riddler in the Arkham series.

Actually, if you collect all the trophies, you get a Source Filmmaker video of him banging Harley and Ivy.
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BlkPopeIseem
10/11/19 3:15:58 AM
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Imagine a scene in a Batman movie where a native is talking on webcam about how unjust the world is, and how he's going to get revenge on Europeans, because he's tired of seeing his land raped and pillaged and people killed. And then Batman shows up behind him and tells him "It's not everyone else's fault. It's your own," and punches him. I could imagine the theater erupting with cheers.
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Oatcakes
10/11/19 3:19:45 AM
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Comparing native American genocide with not being able to get laid lmao
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BlkPopeIseem
10/11/19 3:42:36 AM
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Oatcakes posted...
Comparing native American genocide with not being able to get laid lmao

Imagine a scene in a Batman movie where a factory worker is talking on webcam about how unjust the world is, and how he's going to get revenge because he's tired of machines replacing him. And then Batman shows up behind him and tells him "It's not everyone else's fault. It's your own," and punches him. I could imagine the theater erupting with cheers.
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Pancake
10/11/19 3:46:13 AM
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that one is his fault, though. nobody else is making him be a factory worker.
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BlkPopeIseem
10/11/19 4:03:05 AM
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Pancake posted...
that one is his fault, though. nobody else is making him be a factory worker.

Imagine a scene in a Batman movie where a Gameboy Color is talking on webcam about how unjust the world is, and how it's going to get revenge on Nintendo because it's tired of no new games being made for it. And then Batman shows up behind it and tells it "It's not everyone else's fault. It's your own," and punches it. I could imagine the theater erupting with cheers.
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DrizztLink
10/11/19 4:06:03 AM
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Imagine a scene in a Batman movie where the Trix Rabbit is talking on webcam about how unjust the world is, and how it's going to get revenge on the kids because it's tired of not getting any cereal. And then Batman shows up behind it and tells it "It's not everyone else's fault. Trix are for oids," and punches it. I could imagine the theater erupting with cheers.

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BlkPopeIseem
10/11/19 4:41:35 AM
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Imagine a scene in a Batman movie where Samuel L Jackson is talking on webcam about how unjust the world is, and how he's going to get revenge on the desert because he's tired of the motherfuckin' snakes on the motherfuckin' plane. And then Batman shows up behind him and tells him "It's not everyone else's fault. It's your own," and punches him. I could imagine the theater erupting with cheers.
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Funcoland
10/11/19 5:17:23 AM
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BlkPopeIseem posted...
Imagine a scene in a Batman movie where a native is talking on webcam about how unjust the world is, and how he's going to get revenge on Europeans, because he's tired of seeing his land raped and pillaged and people killed. And then Batman shows up behind him and tells him "It's not everyone else's fault. It's your own," and punches him. I could imagine the theater erupting with cheers.


This is good trolling. The kind I don't really see on GameFAQs much. It's the sort that's worded so its just believable enough that someone might actually say something like this.

*Slow clap.*
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Funcoland
10/11/19 5:20:54 AM
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BlkPopeIseem posted...
Oatcakes posted...
Comparing native American genocide with not being able to get laid lmao

Imagine a scene in a Batman movie where a factory worker is talking on webcam about how unjust the world is, and how he's going to get revenge because he's tired of machines replacing him. And then Batman shows up behind him and tells him "It's not everyone else's fault. It's your own," and punches him. I could imagine the theater erupting with cheers.


Batman does this all the fucking time. That's sort of his MO. He beats up poor people all the time.

I mean, really. Think about it. Traditional organized grime in Gotham City is a shadow of what it once was because of the rise of the supervillian. Think how how desperate someone would have to be to join the gangs of any of Batman's rogues' gallery? Really, really fucking desperate. Because you know, any minute, the goddamn Batman could dive down and break every bone in your body.

Hustling in Gotham is almost heroic.
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MrMallard
10/11/19 5:30:45 AM
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Nah, that's too petty. It'd feel like that South Park episode where Russell Crowe fights a man with cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUna_q5DmkA" data-time="

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex8mO7jTpwM" data-time="

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EvenSpoonier
10/11/19 6:20:12 AM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Imagine a scene in a Batman movie where an incel is talking on webcam about how unjust the world is, and how he's going to get revenge on all women, because he's tired of being a virgin. And then Batman shows up behind him and tells him "It's not everyone else's fault. It's your own," and punches him. I could imagine the theater erupting with cheers.

I'd pay to see it. I'd pay even more if it was Batgirl doing the punching.
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UnfairRepresent
10/12/19 4:19:15 PM
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Isn't Babydoll an incel?

Since she is an adult who looks like a child .

And Batman beat her up
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pegusus123456
10/12/19 4:25:21 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Isn't Babydoll an incel?

Since she is an adult who looks like a child .

And Batman beat her up

I'm almost positive Batman never actually lays a hand on her. In her first episode, at least, I don't remember as much of that hilariously bad one where she dates Killer Croc.
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EvenSpoonier
10/12/19 4:27:35 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Imagine a scene in a Batman movie where an incel is talking on webcam about how unjust the world is, and how he's going to get revenge on all women, because he's tired of being a virgin. And then Batman shows up behind him and tells him "It's not everyone else's fault. It's your own," and punches him. I could imagine the theater erupting with cheers.

Shut up and take my money.
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BlkPopeIseem
10/14/19 2:58:50 AM
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Funcoland posted...
BlkPopeIseem posted...
Oatcakes posted...
Comparing native American genocide with not being able to get laid lmao

Imagine a scene in a Batman movie where a factory worker is talking on webcam about how unjust the world is, and how he's going to get revenge because he's tired of machines replacing him. And then Batman shows up behind him and tells him "It's not everyone else's fault. It's your own," and punches him. I could imagine the theater erupting with cheers.


Batman does this all the fucking time. That's sort of his MO. He beats up poor people all the time.

I mean, really. Think about it. Traditional organized grime in Gotham City is a shadow of what it once was because of the rise of the supervillian. Think how how desperate someone would have to be to join the gangs of any of Batman's rogues' gallery? Really, really fucking desperate. Because you know, any minute, the goddamn Batman could dive down and break every bone in your body.

Hustling in Gotham is almost heroic.

Imagine a scene in a Batman movie where Victor Fries is talking on webcam about how unjust the world is, and how he's going to get revenge on GothCorp, because he's tired of his wife dying. And then Batman shows up behind him and tells him "It's not everyone else's fault. It's your own," and punches him. I could imagine the theater erupting with cheers.
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/19 5:41:19 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
she dates Killer Croc.

eww
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Orlando_Jordan
10/15/19 11:05:39 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERBiBg-t4Zg" data-time="


This is the closest thing we have for now.
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Shotgunnova
10/15/19 11:06:32 PM
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WHERE'S THE FUNYUNS????

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Darmik
10/15/19 11:35:11 PM
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Chadman

The symbol incels fear
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Hop103
10/15/19 11:39:43 PM
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That wouldn't be a fair fight and make Batman look like a bully.
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Orlando_Jordan
10/15/19 11:42:33 PM
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Hop103 posted...
That wouldn't be a fair fight and make Batman look like a bully.

Someone has to stop incels from harming others.
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Hop103
10/15/19 11:49:25 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Hop103 posted...
That wouldn't be a fair fight and make Batman look like a bully.

Someone has to stop incels from harming others.


They aren't strong, the media makes them look far stronger than they really are. Batman would be better off just sending regular old cops.
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Orlando_Jordan
10/15/19 11:57:54 PM
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Hop103 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Hop103 posted...
That wouldn't be a fair fight and make Batman look like a bully.

Someone has to stop incels from harming others.


They aren't strong, the media makes them look far stronger than they really are. Batman would be better off just sending regular old cops.

Regular cops aren't getting the job done. That's why we need Batman.
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