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AlecSkorpio
10/09/19 3:20:54 PM
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https://www.phoenix.edu/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Phoenix

Every time you get laid it's the best ever.

If you're single you will meet your dream woman and she will fall in love with you. She can fall out of love if you dont treat her well.

Your current employer will never know but for future employment prospects you will have to use the university of Phoenix degree.

If anyone ask you about the University of Phoenix you will uncontrollably say "It's a university built for working adults."

You can go back to school and get a new degree that will not be under the University of Phoenix spell but if you are currently working on one the credit hours become University of Phoenix credit.

If your degree isnt offered at University of Phoenix it becomes the closest equivalent.

Do you take it?
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Intro2Logic
10/09/19 3:22:01 PM
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So I trade in the degree I'm not using in exchange for having the Wild sex of my dreams?

Hell yeah
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AlephZero
10/09/19 3:22:46 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
If you're single you will meet your dream woman and she will fall in love with you.

Yes, no question.
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doomcrusader
10/09/19 3:26:27 PM
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AlecSkorpio
10/09/19 3:27:07 PM
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doomcrusader posted...
What's the downside?


Your degree loses value
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DeadSite
10/09/19 3:27:38 PM
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garan
10/09/19 3:28:23 PM
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AlephZero posted...
AlecSkorpio posted...
If you're single you will meet your dream woman and she will fall in love with you.

Yes, no question.


This.
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doomcrusader
10/09/19 3:33:53 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
doomcrusader posted...
What's the downside?


Your degree loses value


Does it though? I sort of thought the same thing but my buddy got his bachelor's and masters through exclusively online classes at UMass and just got an entry job starting 93,000 (in IT).

Now I think employers just care about the piece of paper and prior work experience, dgaf if you physically attended a school.
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SSJKirby
10/09/19 3:35:19 PM
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I don't have a degree what happens
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AlecSkorpio
10/09/19 3:35:56 PM
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doomcrusader posted...
AlecSkorpio posted...
doomcrusader posted...
What's the downside?


Your degree loses value


Does it though? I sort of thought the same thing but my buddy got his bachelor's and masters through exclusively online classes at UMass and just got an entry job starting 93,000 (in IT).

Now I think employers just care about the piece of paper and prior work experience, dgaf if you physically attended a school.




I just go off what people tell me about for profit degrees
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AlecSkorpio
10/09/19 3:38:13 PM
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SSJKirby posted...
I don't have a degree what happens


You get the best lay of your life
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Tupacrulez
10/09/19 3:43:44 PM
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They don't offer my degree.

Loophole. I win.
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No_U_L7
10/09/19 3:44:55 PM
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What if I have 3 degrees? Does my professional license in the field go away too?

I p much have the last job I'll ever have, if I switch it will be inter department and experience matters more...so guess that's a yes

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Tmaster148
10/09/19 3:45:20 PM
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Pass. I don't care about sex and I'm rather proud of the degree I earned even if it doesn't make a huge difference to my life.
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sylverlolol
10/09/19 3:57:52 PM
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lol very few companies in the business world actually care where your degree came from
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amzpeng
10/09/19 4:28:55 PM
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Tupacrulez posted...
They don't offer my degree.

Loophole. I win.

that's not a loophole, you just get some other University of Phoenix degree
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KillerSlaw
10/09/19 4:43:09 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
What if I have 3 degrees? Does my professional license in the field go away too?

I p much have the last job I'll ever have, if I switch it will be inter department and experience matters more...so guess that's a yes


They become the closest equivalent to UoP degrees unless there would be a duplicate, and from that point you keep whatever degrees you have earned most recent that would be duplicates, your licenses remain how they are as they are given by your government, not a university.
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No_U_L7
10/09/19 4:47:24 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
They become the closest equivalent to UoP degrees unless there would be a duplicate, and from that point you keep whatever degrees you have earned most recent that would be duplicates, your licenses remain how they are as they are given by your government, not a university.


Then easy yes. Even if all my degrees became AoP, my license and experience matters 10x for inter agency transfer

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