Current Events > A tale of a stunning, brave, gender-aware 4 year old

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Today I took my brother's gender aware 4 year old child Meagan to the mall in her stroller. As we passed a Chick Fil A store:

"Auntie Anita, isn't that the store that the store that harms gender diverse people?"

A tear came to my eye and I nodded.

Meagan got up out of her stroller and turned to me and said "I just have to stop the genocide that Chick Fil A is causing to minorities, people of color and the gender diverse!"

She then walked over to the Chick Fil A outdoor seating and pushed a table over, and started violently shaking the umbrellas, snapping several of them in two in a fit of rage, lifting tables and tossing them over her head.

People gathered around, and one elderly lady with a walker said "what you doing, isn't this just a sandwich store?"

Meagan replied, "It supports the patriarchy, Trump, and promotes hatred toward minorities that leads to genocide!"

She then turned and continued attacking the Chick Fil A outdoor seating, and as she did so, the old lady pushed her walker aside, standing on her own two feet for the first time in 40 years, and started a slow clap.

An Orthadox Jewish man who had stopped to watch, put down his grocery bags and also started slow clapping along with her, with his mouth wide open in awe of what was happening.

A morbidly obese African American woman in a mobility scooter joined in the clapping saying:
"Hell yeah sister, aint that that truth, uh-huhhh!", as she did so moving her head from side to side wagging her index finger.

A business man then put his briefcase down, looked at Meagan and started clapping as well, smiling, looking around at other people and nodding as he did so.

Before I knew it, there was at least 50-90 people standing around applauding what Meagan was doing, nodding and clapping, faster.. and faster, until I could hear shouts of "yeah! yeah!", as they all nodded and clapped as tears streamed down all of our faces.

The police came, but they saw what was happening, and refused to do anything, and instead joined in clapping, even playing the siren along in unison with the clapping with one yelling out: "Hey everyone, if more people were like this little girl, we wouldn't need our guns!"

The Chick Fil A store manager came out and threw his hat on the floor and stamped on it in a fit of rage and said, "I'm so tired of all the social justice you dastardly people are bringing to this country, it makes it hard for capitalist people like me to abuse others!!", he then stormed off in a fit of patriartrical rage.

Then, some beautiful people, that looked as though they were from south of the border, hungry people, entered the store and started eating without having to pay, their first meal in possibly even weeks.

Of course I immediately recognized them all as being undocumented immigrants desperate for a meal, grateful for what we'd just done for them.

As a feminist activist and non-binary woman of color by proxy, this is pretty much what every day is like for me.

Fuck Trump. #impeach
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User Since: Jun 2005Karma: 278
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shut the fuck up
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Really imagine paying good money for a 14 year old alt just to try to troll
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Damn, this FFVII Remake is gonna be crazy.
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this girl was stunning AND brave

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She then walked over to the Chick Fil A outdoor seating and pushed a table over, and started violently shaking the umbrellas, snapping several of them in two in a fit of rage, lifting tables and tossing them over her head.

Does your 4-yr-old niece have superpowers?
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Yall falling for a copy pasta

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I mean thats both impossible and illegal so.....
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This is just a ridiculously exaggerated "then everyone clapped" story, but those are pretty ridiculous themselves.

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And that four year old?

Albert Einstein.
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LordMarshal posted...

Damn, this FFVII Remake is gonna be crazy.

Lol

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Lmao