Current Events > $850,000 but your penis talks during sex

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UnfairRepresent 10/08/19 3:39:20 PM #1:	Would you take it? - Results (7 votes) Yes 57.14% (4 votes) 4 No 42.86% (3 votes) 3 Money is $850,0000 after tax but if you take it, every time you have sex or masturbate your penis (Or vagina if female) will start talking. You don't know what it will say either. It could be like "Aaah yeah slammin'! Mmmm!" Or it could be "Ugh not in the ass! Not the ass again, it smells! She hasn't wiped bro! SHE HASN'T WIPED!" Or like "Man her sister was tighter." Or like "Seriously? You're masturbating again? What is this the 47th time this week?" Or just like nonsense like "OH HEEPHEEPHEEP HERE COME DA BEEP!" or blurting out the lyrics to Don't fear the Reaper. Or make car sputter noises when you're close to climaxing. You just don't know but it will start talking if you take the money. It won't say anything if your not having sex or masturbating --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:928509370] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote> Would you take it? - Results (7 votes) Yes 57.14% (4 votes) 4 No 42.86% (3 votes) 3 Money is $850,0000 after tax but if you take it, every time you have sex or masturbate your penis (Or vagina if female) will start talking. You don't know what it will say either. It could be like "Aaah yeah slammin'! Mmmm!" Or it could be "Ugh not in the ass! Not the ass again, it smells! She hasn't wiped bro! SHE HASN'T WIPED!" Or like "Man her sister was tighter." Or like "Seriously? You're masturbating again? What is this the 47th time this week?" Or just like nonsense like "OH HEEPHEEPHEEP HERE COME DA BEEP!" or blurting out the lyrics to Don't fear the Reaper. Or make car sputter noises when you're close to climaxing. You just don't know but it will start talking if you take the money. It won't say anything if your not having sex or masturbating</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
meralonne 10/08/19 3:40:22 PM #2:	Id take it. Hell, thats actually hilarious. --- "Sigs are for dorks."-- my wife <cite>meralonne posted [p:928509422] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Id take it. Hell, thats actually hilarious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/08/19 4:30:12 PM #3:	poll is dead even --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:928511573] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>poll is dead even</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 10/08/19 4:31:01 PM #4:	That would be awesome --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:928511600] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>That would be awesome </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 10/08/19 4:31:05 PM #5:	Why not? I don't intend to have sex ever. --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:928511604] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Why not? I don't intend to have sex ever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HypnoCoosh 10/08/19 4:32:08 PM #6:	I don't see the downside. --- "If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." George Washington <cite>HypnoCoosh posted [p:928511645] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>I don't see the downside.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 10/08/19 4:34:00 PM #7:	meralonne posted... Id take it. Hell, thats actually hilarious. --- http://imgon.net/di-GSSE.gif https://imgur.com/FoV5u <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:928511720] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>meralonne posted... </cite> <quote>Id take it. Hell, thats actually hilarious.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/08/19 4:34:08 PM #8:	Deal, I talk in tongues the whole time anyway so I doubt she'd notice --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:928511725] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Deal, I talk in tongues the whole time anyway so I doubt she'd notice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CookieV3 10/08/19 4:38:20 PM #9:	Does it have a mouth or does it just move a little with each word? --- nonononononononononononnonononoknownononono <cite>CookieV3 posted [p:928511886] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Does it have a mouth or does it just move a little with each word?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 10/08/19 4:43:48 PM #10:	"I'm as slippery as an eel!" --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:928512106] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>"I'm as slippery as an eel!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/08/19 4:50:22 PM #11:	CookieV3 posted... Does it have a mouth or does it just move a little with each word? lol no it doesn't have a mouth --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:928512384] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>CookieV3 posted...</cite> <quote>Does it have a mouth or does it just move a little with each word?</quote> lol no it doesn't have a mouth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CookieV3 10/08/19 4:51:35 PM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... CookieV3 posted... Does it have a mouth or does it just move a little with each word? lol no it doesn't have a mouth Thats a bummer. Not a deal breaker though, Ill take the money. --- nonononononononononononnonononoknownononono <cite>CookieV3 posted [p:928512432] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>CookieV3 posted...</cite> <quote>Does it have a mouth or does it just move a little with each word?</quote> lol no it doesn't have a mouth</quote> Thats a bummer. Not a deal breaker though, Ill take the money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 10/08/19 4:52:13 PM #13:	noise canceling headphones exist. Deal taken. --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:928512470] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>noise canceling headphones exist. Deal taken. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hitokoriX 10/08/19 4:54:05 PM #14:	Like talks to me in my head? I do that anyways. --- Would you follow a blind man? I would if I was in the dark <cite>hitokoriX posted [p:928512555] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Like talks to me in my head? I do that anyways.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syndaris 10/08/19 4:59:56 PM #15:	Shouldn't these posts usually have a downside? --- You're lying dammit, and I can prove it! -Phoenix Wright <cite>Syndaris posted [p:928512816] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Shouldn't these posts usually have a downside?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/08/19 5:00:58 PM #16:	hitokoriX posted... Like talks to me in my head? I do that anyways. No, talks out loud. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:928512881] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>hitokoriX posted...</cite> <quote>Like talks to me in my head? I do that anyways.</quote> No, talks out loud.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 10/08/19 5:04:00 PM #17:	Does it just spout general nonsense or could it hold a conversation while jerkin it? <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:928513011] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Does it just spout general nonsense or could it hold a conversation while jerkin it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/08/19 5:04:58 PM #18:	specialkid8 posted... Does it just spout general nonsense or could it hold a conversation while jerkin it? You dont know --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:928513055] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted...</cite> <quote>Does it just spout general nonsense or could it hold a conversation while jerkin it?</quote> You dont know</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 10/08/19 5:04:59 PM #19:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyUpvX_KUw" data-time=" --- https://imgur.com/n7brdQ3 <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:928513056] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyUpvX_KUw" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emmo 10/08/19 6:57:12 PM #20:	A lifetime of financial security in exchange for an oddity that can be reasonably managed by earplugs and loud music? Sure, why not. I'd whore it up just to see who runs. --- Let go of my foot. <cite>emmo posted [p:928517651] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>A lifetime of financial security in exchange for an oddity that can be reasonably managed by earplugs and loud music? Sure, why not. I'd whore it up just to see who runs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 10/08/19 6:57:54 PM #21:	Deal! --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 33, 500th posts: 28; PiO ATTN: 5 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:928517673] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Deal! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Matchabuu_ 10/08/19 11:19:20 PM #22:	I mean not to be pedantic but wouldn't it be pretty muffled if it was talking during sex? :U --- uwu SW-0239-3946-8686 <cite>_Matchabuu_ posted [p:928527602] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>I mean not to be pedantic but wouldn't it be pretty muffled if it was talking during sex? :U</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DDirtyDastard 10/08/19 11:20:26 PM #23:	Win-win. <cite>DDirtyDastard posted [p:928527646] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Win-win.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
miki_sauvester 10/08/19 11:49:41 PM #24:	I would pay $850,000 for that. <cite>miki_sauvester posted [p:928528663] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>I would pay $850,000 for that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jblrulez 10/09/19 12:11:15 AM #25:	Deal. What kind of voice is it though? A James Earl Jones voice kind of voice would be my pick. A Gilbert Gottfried-voiced penis though... I mean Id still take the deal, but it would be less than ideal. <_< <cite>jblrulez posted [p:928529346] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Deal. What kind of voice is it though? A James Earl Jones voice kind of voice would be my pick. A Gilbert Gottfried-voiced penis though... I mean Id still take the deal, but it would be less than ideal. <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/09/19 3:29:17 AM #26:	emmo posted... A lifetime of financial security in exchange for an oddity that can be reasonably managed by earplugs and loud music? Sure, why not. I'd whore it up just to see who runs. "oh yeah babe let's do it, first put on these noises canceling earplugs and I'll put mine on... wait where are you going?" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:928533457] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>emmo posted...</cite> <quote>A lifetime of financial security in exchange for an oddity that can be reasonably managed by earplugs and loud music? Sure, why not. I'd whore it up just to see who runs.</quote> "oh yeah babe let's do it, first put on these noises canceling earplugs and I'll put mine on... wait where are you going?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aki_sora 10/09/19 3:31:44 AM #27:	Deal --- this is GameFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! <cite>aki_sora posted [p:928533497] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarshallStack 10/09/19 3:32:04 AM #28:	Can it blurt out the lyrics to Astronomy or Flaming Telepaths instead? --- "it's a flaming wonder, telepath" <cite>MarshallStack posted [p:928533501] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Can it blurt out the lyrics to Astronomy or Flaming Telepaths instead? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 10/09/19 3:56:57 AM #29:	Deal. I doubt I'll ever have sex, anyway. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:928533932] in $850,000 b... [t:78072526]...</cite> <quote>Deal. I doubt I'll ever have sex, anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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